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Yakman wrote:

Goddity wrote:

Yakman wrote:

I've always disliked the "evil" campaign, which to me, is just players being jerks and doing awful things to elves.

Elves specifically? Do your players just not like elves?

OH, it's fun to just go out there and terrorize some elves. You know, that's what you do if you are evil.

I prefer to see elves as a part of everyone. Which is who I terrorize. Everyone.

right, me I schedule this sort of thing, Elves are a Thursday sort of foe

wade attempts to cast animate thread

I would hate to see this die.

I'm still here buts thought we were waiting on someone *goes to look it up* Razul

Let's see in the four times I've played evil games it did happen once, so I'll grant that that it's possible.
That was with this alias
He felt that one member of the party was terminally stupid so he tried to poison him to death.

"for now I suggest we avoid them, do nothing that would draw attention to ourselves, and observe them from a distance. for now we have the advantage in that we know what they look like but they do not know what we look like. they have the advantage of knowing that if our two groups fought here directly the guard would be close behind. we gather information discretely, listen to rumors, but be subtle, important information being things like whether or not they can use magic, what kind of weapon is prefered, where they sleep, etc.. if anyone has any way to ensure that the guard won't mop up after we deal with them, I'd be glad to hear a counter proposal for the plan, poison might work" he says nodding to the druid [b]"but I want more details than 'we poison them', things like when and where and with what. we're likely to get only one shot at a surprise attack so it must be a good one

Wade does similarily with Kaitlyn Mott, finding out where she frequents and finding excuses to be at those places 'coincidentally' and flirting with her. Making sure not to come on too strong yet at this juncture.
He also looks through the marketplace to find something that might disguise a brand.
any ideas on what would make for a good disguise for flirting with Kaitlyn Mott?

"As far as the guard knew they were still on their way, but it would hardly be surprising to find he was told the wrong time so that the bounty hunters could observe what the guard does when they think they are unobserved"

"Thankin ya kindly sir, I'll not be spreading it around " he says bowing slightly to the guard and ambles to their arranged meeting point
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"Well now, I have news, something of an unexpected, but not too terribly surprising at this juncture given what we have done it seems we made quite an impression on this fair kingdom. Enough of an impression that an "elite task force" of bounty hunters have been set on our trail,

"I have a cousin in a neerby town, he told me there were several blacksmiths up here and I could check with them, I mostly wanted to be near family after such a tragedy you know? Anyway I best get going, nice talking to ya, uh before I leave.. iffin it's not to much ta ask.. Is there any reason ya stopped us? Is something goin wrong here too?"

"pardon ma grandfader here he's gone a tad hard o' hearing, ma name is Leon, I'm here working for work, our home was burned down when a group of ruffians broke free from the nearby prison, we were told that the criminals were eventually killed in the bog, but that doesn't exactly fix our home or bring back my pa, so I'm looking to apprentice to a blacksmith or some other craftsman in town if there were to be any that can be found. Iffin I can't be finding work and a place to stay, we'll have to leave for the next town over in a coupl'a days we don't want to be no trouble sir"
bluff: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 32
critical bluff!

just to be clear, the horse would have been left outside of town, tied to a tree. my response to the guard would be pending knowing what he's disguised as, my grandpa, my bodyguard, a fellow apprentice, sibling, a random stranger etc

a short, younger lookingman with shaggy, lightly spiked blond hair and a few scars on his face. Clothing would indicate that he wasn't wealthy but wasn't exactly a farmer either, probably a merchant, an apprentice or an entertainer.
disguise: 1d20 + 8 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 8 + 10 = 33
perception: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (8) + 14 = 22
"Uh can I help you with anything officers?"

will see if any of the horses look suitably generic and lack any distinctive markings and if there are any suitable will take the horse back with him. If not, will let the others eat/burn the horses

"very well released you shall be" he says slicing into the man with his blade killing him within seconds "a final release, as it were"

Wade nods at annak's suggestions and speaks "tell me everything you know about 1 what is the standard response for a patrol or several going missing, presumed dead. 2how many troops are or can be mustered up in the general area of the town or fort, 3What magic does the town or military have access to,4 where are weapons and money stored, 5 what other defenses are there, 6 what are the other patrols... Anybody else think of any questions"

"I think it would send a better message if we were to rip your soul from it's proper resting place and force you to attack your fellow comrades, but I think I might just let my friend here eat you instead, I don't think you need to be dead for him to do that."

Wade suggests her to belay the order to dispose of itself, saying "perhaps you could tell it to hide itself in the forest, or even dig a hole and burry itself to be collected later"

"would "common bandits" be able to dispatch one of your patrols in under five minutes, with narry a scratch on them? If so that would make our jobs easier," he says in a condescending tone. "as to the fortress, you can generally assume from what you should have already said and done that we want either something inside the fort, or the fort itself, do try to keep up." He then pauses, pulling out a branding iron and a tindertwig "another thing you seem to have missed is that not only are each of us much stronger than you, but you are alone, unarmed and bound, you aren't in a very strong position to be asking questions, and making demands... Still, I suppose diplomacy and common sense have failed on you, that just means we get to do this the fun way!" He exclaims with manic glee. He then turns to Delilah and hands her the tindertwig, "if you would be so kind as to start a fire for our guest, he looks cold, we should warm him up..."

Sorry I wasn't trying to be mean out of character
And at least this last time with the numbered list there, I was simply seeking and atenpting to provide clarification
Ah and sorry apparently not reading as carefully as I could, I've been busy lately, got in my first car wreck

When I write a character I need to get inside their head and think like they do and wade's head isn't exactly a nice place
He's condescending, narcasistic and all those other things I mentioned
Sometimes his mindset bleeds into mine for a bit after I write him
I'll try to keep him more separate from me in the future

Moveing this to discussion to

And you wonder why we said what we said about you. You think it is OK to insult others, but when they call you out on your own stupidity, you throw a hissy fit. And, once again, if I'm an idiot, then you must be a moron as my character is actually smarter than yours.

1: it's kinda the point of this game that we aren't playing nice people, so long as we are just evil in character it's ok

Wade glares as fiercely as he can at the idiot fighter what was that supposed to accomplish really?
He then turns back to the captain "ignore him, how many men are found within the guard house, when and where are the other patrols"

Wade gets out some rope, tiring him up firmly, and says "you will tell us about all the other patrols, or you will die... Slowly, I have a month to kill, and I might as well have a hobby in the meantime"intimidate: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (11) + 12 = 23
"Perhaps I could simply dominate your mind and get the information that way, have a snack while I do it, but that would be boring for me, I could always do it should you hold out for a month..."

my spell was cast in the surprise round
"Oh my, look at you, trying to take a stab at the leadership first off, how adorable" he mocks as he bats aside the opposing weapon with his own newly magical blade,
Round one
He then returns the attack with one of his own, giving a downward strike with his blade 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11
When their weapons clash again he muses "I wonder if that says more about the size of your brain or the size of your balls."
round two
Wade swings again this time choosing a slash to his opponent's waist and thigh 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

suprise round wade sighs and mutters, "so much for the easy way" and then incants a simple spell causing his weapon to crackle with divine magic antipaladin spell: Magic weapon

Things wade will berate you on later:
When in disguise, don't use your own name.

be sure to add 1 for every ten feet to your stealth check, which should be at least +5
[dice]1d20+6+7/dice]

be sure to use disguise self to look somewhat haggard, and lightly beaten but not diminish your attractiveness significantly

How many days do we have? And what's out primary objective again?

Kinda the point of making it for ya :P

For the record it's mithril spiked full plate
And I, as a charismatic blacksmith type would happily sell it for him to make sure a good deal would be had
That being said, he would look visibly insulted should you try to return his work

[b]"a good leader knows when to use the resources at his disposal, only a foolish one would abandon a quality plan such as this one simply because he didn't come up with it, I see no problem with the plan, though I do see that it could be improved. Namely I see no reason to have us wear our own faces while performing our tasks" he says, tapping his circlet.

"it's possible that he uses some underhanded method to "bag" her, such as compulsion magics, or blackmail, if so that plan could backfire or possibly could work even better, perhaps we could check her out with some divinatory magics" he then has a coughing fit and briefly looses his balance "excuse me, I'm a tad under the weather right now, nothing to be concerned about, I’ve heard that Father Donnagin was sent here
after the church demoted him from bishop. He got into some sort of trouble – serious trouble I’d wager to be banished to the Watch Wall. But to have been a bishop his magic is likely fairly potent, so when and if we face him we should take him down as hard as possible"

"oh indeed, one of those dastardly villains could cause a ruckase, and hurt our delicate sensibilities" he says with his hand draped over his head dramatically

While I am resistant, I'd prefer a good 3 or four more points before I'd try that out

Wha- I could have sworn I finished that sentence... Editing now.

I'm grabbing four potions of cure light
Two potions of inflict light (with verbal instructions to everyone to poor one or both of the inflict potions down my throat in the event of my unconsciousness)
Five flasks of alchemical fire
Two acid flasks
A thunder stone
Two bear traps
A coil of silk rope
A bag of marbles
A bag of caltrops

I can't afford them but would appriciate it if someone else would take them

The you don't like the mithril spiked full plate?

How many hit dice did the captain and four of his sailers have in total?
I want to know so we can subtract the money for a few skeletal guards.

"There are a group of dwarven stonemasons in town, some of the local blacksmiths are somewhat concerned about a loss of business"

How much is our budget each and total would be useful

"I'm going to check out the blacksmiths, in town, this being a military town they likely get a lot of traffic so there may be some high quality gear"

Then let it burn

Wade suggests leaving Yurok alive and turning the crew into skeletons and then offering the boat to the people they gave the weapons to, and if they don't want it, then we burn it.

Wade finishes climbing up with his daggers and quips "I do hope you aren't threatening people without me, you should know by now I like to be a part of that when it's warranted"

is someone going to let down a rope or am I going to have to climb up on my own

"we'll discuss it after we take out the fools who think that the waters will save them he says, running and jumping out of the boat, and snapping his fingers when he hits the water causing a black miasma to appear in a thirty foot area around him, making the sailors bleed horribly 2d6 + 1 ⇒ (2, 3) + 1 = 6 chanel energy, using 2 uses of touch of corruption will save DC 17 for half, does not negate the bleed damage. Edited to reflect my forgetting that it centers on me

round 1wade casts a bit of magic that is new to him temporarily enchanting his weapon, and then casually deflects the oncoming attacks with a yawn and steps five feet to the side round two and then five more before counter striking to hit+magic weapon & flank with zombie: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (9) + 12 = 21damage: 1d10 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12

That may be difficult
On the bright side, at the end of the week I'm going to celebrate my birthday and watch Screwattack's Death Battle: Goku VS Superman 2
And that should be fun
I will also enjoy the fairly massive (for me) paycheck
Also in the previous post I meant to say due not die