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"OF COURSE OUR MIGHTY LORD CAN ALSO TIME TRAVEL AND IS THE CAUSE OF THE SCORCH MARKS!" Varanog pops to life suddenly. "A LESSON I DO PLAN ON LEARNING AND EXPLOITING ON MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE PATHFINDER SOCIETY!" Varanog struggles onto the desk, flicking his toe to remove a bit of pastry from it. "OLD CAPTAIN! WHAT DO YOU GIVE US TO HONOR THE SEWER DRAGONS, AS I AM SURE THEY WILL DEMAND TRIBUTE?!"
"ENGASHEZ I BELIEVE YOU HAVE MASTERED THE EXTRANEOUS ECHO SPELL, AS I TOO HEARD THIS REQUEST! WE SHALL TRAVEL BACK IN TIME, REPAIRING THE RIFT IN CONTINUITY!" Varanog leaps to his feet, holding up his dual-headed rod, causing both dragon heads to start flaring with blue flames. "THE SCROLLY SHAINE MAN WILL GRANT US GALL TO GATHER MORE OFFERINGS FOR THE GREAT SHADRIXIS!"
"AH! THE OLD MAN KNOWS HIS PLACE IN THE HIERARCHY OF HORSEPOWER!" Varanog urges his floating disk further forward. "NOBLE DRANDLE OF THE SOCIETY OF PATHFINDERS, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO OUR HOME AGAIN? NOT LOST, I HOPE! DO YOU SEEK THE POWER OF VARANOG TO SAVE THE CITY OF ABSALOM - AGAIN? OR PERHAPS YOU BRING ITEMS IN TRIBUTE TO THE SEWER DRAGONS! THAT WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED, AS OUR NEW LORD HAS A LARGE APPETITE!"
Floating around a corner on his Floating Disk, Varanog suddenly leaps to his feet. "VILLAINY IS AFOOT! VILLAIN, STAND DOWN OR FACE THE POWER OF THE GREAT VARANOG! DO NOT MAKE ME UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE ARTIFACT OF THE SEWER DRAGONS, WHICH HAS BEEN BLESSED UPON ME!" Varanog pulls a scroll from his robes. "STAND BACK ALLIES, I WOULD NOT WANT YOU CAUGHT WITHIN THE WORLD ENDING BLAST THAT THIS ARTIFACT SHALL COMMAND!" |
