ARISE, DEADITES!!!
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Is there some irony that I was somewhat short lived?
DIE MORTALS!!!
Disco Inferno?
Meh! I can take it.
Bad Vecnorcus! Thank you. I try.
Mmmmmm.......braiiinnssssss
Blood?
Brainnnnssss?
Mmmmm....blood mead.
Mmmmmmm.....chicken wings.*smite* Hey now! Do I go around smacking you when you're trying to enjoy a nice meal? Huh, wing boy?!?!
Mmmmmmm.....chicken wings.
Blood mead?
Uhm, not really. Where's the bright lights? And shiny white robes? I kinda figured it would be more hollwoodish........I can only speak for myself: I am the patron of Mexican Fawtlies. You know, the ancient Fawtlec civilization. And I am the patron of all undead Fawtlies. One day we will sweep the living from this place in a tide of blood and brainnnnsssss......
Yes! Play for us, little mortal!
Indeed! embraces his degeneracy
There is much wisdom in what you say. And delicious food.
I just want to be worshipped (and maybe devour a few worlds), is that so wrong???
Thread necromancy - I approve!
....then have the stones suck up people's blood. Vampiric stones?
No, but I did use a really big sling once, with people as the ammunition.
You can't get blood from a stone. I've tried.
I had a village.
Mmmmmmm........
Not so much. After all, they don't call us stiffs for nothing. It's just that...well....people tend to get...overwhelmed.
Glad I didn't get TotP. I'm shy.
Meh. Go ahead. I can always make more. That's the awesome thing about life. There always seems to be more of it.
As long as I get some aquatic ghouls and drowned zombies out of it, then let's rock and roll!
I only eat the living. Eating the dead? That's just gross. Me? I go both ways.
Do you mind if I raise a few as semi-intelligent undead - that way they know what's happened to them, but can't really do squat about it.
Any of you fellow deities have a civilization you're not using at the moment? I'm getting kind of hungry.
MRGH.....
Mmmmm....Life. |