Valorius's page

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Valorius pulls at his gold locks and gnashes his teeth.

"Damn it, damn it damn it, I lost my sword! Like a moron I just threw my sword at that infernal contraption! How am I going to get another sword as powerful as that? Damn it!"

Am I in control of myself?

I think I made it to the other side with Kjell.

Valorius pulls his hair, horrified at what had just happened.

"My blade! My precious charmed blade of beheading! I had to go through such trouble to win it, and now it's gone!"

Have I snapped out of the charm, or am I still confused?

No, my precious vorpal sword!

Fighters get only a +4 at level 12. And Valorius isn't a very wise lad, either.

Will 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

So we're no longer in the sealed chamber, right?

How wide are the holes? Are they the same size as the hole in the wall of stone?

With his scimitar in one hand, Valorius tries to open the door.

"Good then. I hope we'll find Kerfane's journal not too far from here. The sooner we're done with this place, the better."

"I shall go in with you, Kjell. But the question is, how do we plan on getting out?"

"Can someone cast a spell of light on my crowbar? I'll push it through the hole and light up the other side. I don't want to teleport somewhere I don't know anything about."

"So if it's a magic wall, can't you magicians dispel it? That's one of the things you do, right?"

Startled by the glowing of the wall, the fighter takes a step backwards.

"Whoa, Dunleary lass, what does this mean?"

"Hmmm ... interesting."

Never one to leave a gaping hole unprodded (ha, let's see the censor filter catch that!) Valorius takes a crowbar from his pack and uses it to probe the hole.

Hi, I'm back and well. Sorry for the absence.

I've been ill for the past couple days. Please NPC me, thank you.

Val flips the turtle onto it's back.

"My, I do have a hankering for turtle soup. But would this one taste like dog?"

"What? Still you do not flee? Then to the Nine Hells I send you!"

Full Attack, starting with G1
Attack#1 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (4) + 21 = 25
Damage#1 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

Attack#2 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (3) + 16 = 19
Damage#2 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13

Attack#3 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15
Damage#3 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

Just in case you didn't notice, I made the attack rolls for the round 1 earlier on this page:

Round 1 rolls

"Ugh, gnolls. I should have guessed, once I smelled disgusting odor of theirs."

With an almost casual gait, the fighter enters the fray.

I move towards the nearest gnoll and attack with my vorpal blade.
Attack 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (15) + 21 = 36
Damage 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9

If I go hand-to-hand with the gnolls, will I get in the way of Kara's arrows?

Valorius, ever the disinterested dandy, stifles a bored yawn and draws his enchanted scimitar.

"Oh dear, it sounds like someone's taking his dogs out for a walk. Whatever shall we do?"

JZ here. Valorius' sheet be done, and hopefully mostly correct. Sorry about the delay.

Hi, JZ here. I am so sorry for the delay in getting my character done. Actually, I still have a lot to do, primarily inventory, which I will be getting to tonight.