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My entire gaming group was sick this weekend so we had no funny gaming quotes, unless you count sneezing and coughing and nose blowing as funny.


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When my son was just shy of 4 years old, we took him to his first movie in an actual theater, Disney's "Hercules". He was very excited, but we had to wait for show time so we had lunch at the Chili's restaurant next door.

The waitress was very cute and made a big fuss over him (he was a pretty cute kid). He looks at her and says, "I'm going to see my first real movie today, and I'm having lunch with my mom, dad, and my aunt and uncle." Then he lowered his voice to a slightly deeper pitch and goes, "Would you like to go with me?" While she was unable to go, she practically squealed with delight and brought him the biggest ice cream dessert they had. For free.


lynora wrote:
Yay! Kittens! So utterly adorable. :)

I love kittens. I'm a middle-age, long-haired, grey-bearded fat guy who, if going by looks, would pour milk on them and eat them for breakfast. But you wanna see a fat guy go "Squeeee!", hand me a kitten or a puppy.