Ultravixen's page

zomb,
I'm writing a book about a good zombie, that just wants to be held. He ends up impregnating a human wench who he is in love with; the zomb's in my world are vegatarians, and they sparkle in the sunlight; they're pretty much just like people; good looking youthful brooding people that just happen to be dead.
There's also a weredikdik, who vies for the wench's affections, and I'm hoping to get Justin Bieber to play the part.

Thinking about calling it Zone as an homage to Rod Serling. You like? Any pointers?

Does he speak Lotion?

I was in a soap opera once. Back before I became a pole dancer.

schlorp

mah pap pah

huzzah!!!

win win everywhere!!!

She's as real as I am.

Did somebody say my name???

whore.

cute!

Ultravixen wrote:

woah....I googled "self shot mirror girl" to prove that ultravixen is real....

nr. 2 looks familiar.
selfshot

Hey! Where's the HYOOGE flapjacks. I feel robbed.

Oh,...that's my scrawny, ugly sister.

woah....I googled "self shot mirror girl" to prove that ultravixen is real....
nr. 2 looks familiar.
selfshot

Are there any ladies here on fawtlies? I mean besides me and all....tee hee! I am bicycual....
*burrrrrrrp*
snicker

I don't get it.

Ooooh.....you're a cutey pitootey.

Hiiii!
tee hee hee!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOH!

Drow are sooooooooo cute!

Hi, Urizen! I'm new here at Paizo! I thought I'd immediately post on the fawtl thread even though new people can't even see the off topic threads, and kinda just show up here like I know everybody.

Uh,....I'm interested in your book,....will you....uh...take some kinda....service? (wink....wink.....nudge...nudge...hint...hint....mash...mash...squeeze...sq ueeze.....squirt...squirt...)

*smooches*

Oh.....everybody, I have gigantinormous big flippin breasts.