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So, we now only have to wait monkeyboy - say a bored ugash with an unsweetened Black Currant Pastry-Hold the frosting in his hand.

I guess we should speed up things on this side.

I bath 3 times a week, don't ask more for a half-orc. And instead of complaining go and do something useful, like finding the guy we are looking for so we can kill him and loot his stuff...I mean, saving the little clockwork thing

Ugash wrote:

Dorla wrote:

Donovan Egoblade wrote:

Just to be clear... Mechanical engineering is best engineering. Period.

Sorry, but family loyalty requires me to dispute this. My husband is an aerospace engineer. Aerospace engineering pays for my gaming hobby. :Q

engineering X, engineering Y, nothing like actual science, everyone and their grandmas know that.

Engineering is the best kind of science! It's applied science! Without engineering, science is just mental masturbation. ;)

Keep dreaming

Fine- Eh, perhaps With a little of luck somebody will try to kill us

Donovan Egoblade wrote:

Just to be clear... Mechanical engineering is best engineering. Period.

Sorry, but family loyalty requires me to dispute this. My husband is an aerospace engineer. Aerospace engineering pays for my gaming hobby. :Q

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engineering X, engineering Y, nothing like actual science, everyone and their grandmas know that.

Ugash is soooooooo bored, with all the animals and the puny elves, Dorla complains and the monkey boy is talking with a cat...

Nevermind, I misread.

I think the technology guide have stat boosters.

"Somehow, I don't think people who live in the middle of the forest would appreciate having their forest torn down."

...so?... - Ugash follows the others.

That vehicle vs vehicle combat was...colorless :/

Walking in a jungle is not my idea of fun...now, smashing trees and scaring things on the other hand... - So ugash votes for driving.

ok, who wants to do a (not too long that it gets boring but not to short that is not informative) summary of the 67 new post I have not read?

Ugash is happy for the fight and then spent the rest of the day gambling and playing whatever is there to play. He also look for the best and biggest cigars of the city.

Punch 1: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 131d3 + 12 ⇒ (3) + 12 = 15
Punch 2: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 181d3 + 12 ⇒ (3) + 12 = 15

Any option is fine by me

Punch 1: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 231d3 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 13
Punch 2: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 131d3 + 12 ⇒ (2) + 12 = 14

In game mechanic for tackling someone?

Using a weapon? what are you, a sissy?

power punch: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 181d6 + 12 ⇒ (6) + 12 = 18
power kick: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 121d6 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 13

How is 25 no real harm?

old one: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (10) + 13 = 231d6 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
and two: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (15) + 18 = 331d6 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

Things start to get serious here

I change to primal warrior stance (AC 25 again)

HEadbutt: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (6) + 13 = 191d6 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
Reverse punch: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (1) + 18 = 191d6 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

SHRUG IT OFf: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (6) + 14 = 20 - ¬¬

I bet you can do better!

Blody riposte: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (19) + 13 = 321d3 + 3d6 + 6 ⇒ (3) + (4, 1, 3) + 6 = 17
kick to the knee: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (7) + 13 = 201d3 + 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (3) + (6) + 6 = 15
jab: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 241d3 + 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (1) + (4) + 6 = 11

dude, I have to be struck in melee to use bloody riposte, boooo

jab: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (11) + 13 = 241d3 + 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (2) + (1) + 6 = 9
uppercut: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 121d3 + 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (1) + (4) + 6 = 11

I activate extended defense (bloody riposte) and continue attacking the resilient burly man

Disparity blow: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (9) + 13 = 221d3 + 3d6 + 6 ⇒ (1) + (2, 3, 5) + 6 = 17
Trip (if the first attack hit): 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (16) + 18 = 34
itterative attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 161d3 + 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (2) + (5) + 6 = 13

Stance of aggression (-2 to AC). Ugash look for the biggest target and charge-pounce him him

Flying doble kick: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (3) + 15 = 181d3 + 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (1) + (3) + 6 = 10
Flying doble kick: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 151d3 + 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (3) + (3) + 6 = 12

Yeah, it seems their vehicle will have plenty of uses. In the meantime,...I don't know, I want to move away from Jo's "let's go to the whores", so i guess Ugash wait for a brawl to start.

Ugash will wait, no point in starting a brawl if the tavern is mostly empty.

So, uh, what is going on in the world? what is the typical adventuring jobs on these latitudes?

Ugash go to the randy hog tavern.

Good time for ye old tradition of going to the tavern looking for quests I guess.

Do you have a list of available mini-jobs?

Well, a battle-cross-country-RV if possible

A bathroom. Not kidding, it would be great if it is a mobile base of operations.

Fine -And Now we only need to prepare for when they try to steal the cloak

A tank will make ugash happy ^^

Not really. Ugash have no clue of how much it cost, though something besides cash would be cool

In a sense yes, and that worked initially because I thought the campaign would be short, but that it can be quite boring in the long run if it is not supplemented by something else.

I'm finding myself without a motivation for Ugash, AKA, I don't know what he wants in life. For the moment he agrees with whatever the other decides.

uhm, ok. Anyways, is sven and brock turn

I thought there was no magic at all in the world

o_O!, I have the feeling you made a big retcon

That is what the murderer wanted you to believe.

It is fine and all but I want to play Jo D:

I'm confused about something.

Originally TDG was a short campaign to have a break from Miryal (I thought the whole campaign was about to recover the magic item). So, what is the scope of TDG?

I can create one for Ugash but when I feel less lazy

I vote for the city, I want the most steampunk possible

Have you guys decided where you're going yet?

Options?

Ugash drives the vehicle, not sure if they will stop on that small town or go directly to a more civilized lands.

Not sure If i want another dungeon crawl, it gives little opportunity to have a different experience from standard stuff.

I guess we rest and then we leave (although I don't mind to leave now)

I guess we rest down there and then move on.

Ugash is perplexed about what the hell was that guy doing down there

That's can't be all, right? - SO, we didn't miss any door or passeway in all the complex?

What's a power stone?

Ugash step back, just in case. Having secured the other chst first, of course.