And I for one welcome our new laser-shark overlords and would like to point out to them that as a typical media personality I can be useful in rounding up others to work in their underwater chum mines!
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Work today. Three people called in sick. Out of TWELVE. And things are busier than they have been for a while. Gasp! If we use that single data point--and when has using a single data point ever led anyone astray?--that's 25% of the workforce out sick! It's the worst number since the Black Death in 1348! |