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Pay no attention, it's all just a corporate smear campaign!

And it certainly isn't a beta test for the Drift, that's just ridiculous...

There is nothing evil about traveling the Drift, and to prove it, the next 100 ships that travel via the drift get a box of adorable kittens!!

And there is absolutely nothing shady about the Drift, I have everything under control, to prove it, kittens for everyone!!

Drejk wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Firefox apparently just had a major update.

EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT.

Is it faster as they promised?

Mostly. Paizo is still slow as Heck.

It's not because of the drift. Why does everyone keep blaming the drift for everything. I have everything totally under control.

It's Triune.

I think we're focusing too much on the drift, and not enough on this box of kittens I'm handing out to the next person that uses their drift drive.

The comparison with O'Hare has got me thinking... you're right, there would be massive public outcry if a plane crashed out of O'Hare once ever 20 days. Yet the equivalent mortality rate (again, with some hand-waving approximations) happens on the highways all the time. And there would be a massive public outcry if you tried to prevent 100 deaths a day by taking away people's cars.

There is only one plausible explanation: Automobiles are sentient aliens, the harbingers of an invasion wherein we destroy ourselves.

So close! It's actually toasters.