| Toad |
It sounds funny but its NOT!
As all married men out there know, the only true time that you can claim for yourself, in any given day, are those golden-precious few minutes in the bathroom. And now I learn I will have to "go" without that glossy paged (masterwork +1) enchantment that is my monthly 'Dungeon'. I don't know if I can adjust. There's not a feat for that. I'm too old to get more skill points. I fail all the 'Cosmo' quizzes. The 'Digest' proves that laughter is NOT always the best medicine. And 'Woman's Day' is right out! HELP!
Thanks, Paizo for making the magazine top notch (even when you had polyhedron making me read it upside down)! Its the end of an era! A bit of Americana is fading. What next? Baseball? 4th of July? apple pie? MOM?!?