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Seeing that Reta is on the brink of death, Poog giggles. He then decides that Reta is a valuable asset that can keep him alive longer, so he walks up to her and hits her with the gnawed healing stick he found earlier.
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"No horse? No matter! Poog kill it all the same!" ,
"Chuffy stupid, always misses; Poog is hero, kill the missus!" ,
Poog leans forwards and sticks his tongue out at the halfling as he slashes at her. ,
"Poog kill dog!", the goblin screams as he leaps through the window and climbs up the table, waving his dogslicer maniacally.
"No! Poog kill dog first!", yells the goblin as he runs up to the porch and tries to shove Mogmurch away from the window.
Poog makes a short, gibberish victory exclamation as Winnius falls and slashes at Wellma with a rotten toothy grin. ,
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"No! Stop, fat shortlongshanks!" ,
If Winnius is still standing:
"More, more! More pain for the mighty Zarongel! As a friendly gift, yes, not as an offering... great Poog doesn't revere anyone!" ,
If Winnius is now down: "Now is she-shortlongshanks turn to die! All of cake will be of Poog, all of it!" ,
"Halflings die already", Poog yells as he slashes at Winnius. ,
"Poog tired of stupid sword. Halflings burn!" Poog unleashes a stream of flames from his hands, making sure not to burn the cake in the process.
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Winnius' fist flashes before Poog's eyes, and the little goblin reflexively jumps on the halfling's hand and back, only to skip forwards and slash at him. "Cake is now Poog cake!" ,
Poog's eyes widen as he sees the hairy dog, but is interrupted by the various screams resulting from Chuffy's mischief. The cleric-wannabe snarls and runs towards the halflings, dogslicer ready, all the while yelling at his fellow goblin. "Stoopid Chuffy! Poog almost kill mean dog!" ,
Intrigued by the sound of a small, earthbound animal, Poog climbs over to the nearest window and peeks through it if possible.
"Look at cake... it so delicious and moist..." Poog gapes at the cake for a minute before realizing he was sent here for a reason. Or not? Poog doesn't actually remember, or care. In any case, he walks over to the farm house, where the mean halflings might be keeping a dog.
Poog snatches the wand from Mogmurch's hands, inspecting it closely before finally realizing how wands work. He smiles wide and starts gnawing on the stick.
"Zarongel put Poog on test, Poog kill horse and then be blessed!" ,
Why Poog always missing? Zarongel help poog!" ,
"Poog kill ugly horse! Ugly horse is like big dog, and Zarongel like killing big dogs!"
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"Buy stuff from woman for crazy price? Poog can burn woman and take stuff for free!" Poog recites a short prayer he once heard the local priest say and proceeds to blast the woman and her mule with lukewarm fire.
Now that the grabbycats are dealt with, Poog swings his toad over his head and exclaims: "This toad is Poog toad! It will help Poog find dogs and kill them! Poog will name it... Dogfinder!" He then clears his throat, and in his nasal, screaming voice sings: "Poog say Zarongel is the best,
Going over the loot in the cave, Poog takes the metal skewers - skewers good at stabbing dogs, he thinks.
"No! Grabbycats disrupt Poog before Poog sing! Now Poog slash them with sword!", Poog exclaims as he heroically pulls out a half-eaten banana and attempts to strike the grabbycat with it. ,
"Stupid Kettlehead, want my toad! Kettlehead meet mean end of sword!" ,
Poog maneuvers around, flailing around with his shiny sword and hoping the others distract Kettlehead for him to land a blow. ,
"Culgick say something about how Poog not good at riding animals so Poog can stab him better!" A little scared to be so close to both enemies, Poog jumps aside and tries to fumbles with his dogslicer once again. ,
"Mean Mogmurch! Poog supposed to do the best fire!" Despite this statement, Poog swings his dogslicer back and thrusts it forward with great effort. The sword nearly flies from his hand and into the wooden log, but his grasp and willpower are both just enough. ,
Annoyed at the inferior whelps' interference, Poog licks his toad and places it on his head. This is good place for toad. Perhaps one day Poog will have piece of art with toad on his head. He then rushes forward recklessly and mutters something that definitely isn't a prayer to Zarongel, unleashing a burst of flames at the whelps.
Poog wanders the Tadpole Bog for a while before spotting a large fish. Tired of walking around, he grabs onto the fish and lets it lead him around the marsh, occasionally trying to grab a toad that hops nearby.
Poog searches around for a dogslicer, the sacred weapon of his idol barghest. If he doesn't find one, he'll grab a club instead. All the more flammable. After a restless night imagining the exciting trials that await him, Poog happily listens to Loptop's briefing and sets off on the way according to what he presumes the map says. Poog can't actually read maps.
Seeing that the other goblins are ahead of him in most tasks, Poog grabs his club and smacks himself in the knees, falling over and landing on his head.
Succeeding to make a few older goblins laugh, and with his head still planted in the ground, Poog takes in a mouthful of dirt and starts looking for a worm. Just when he feels he can't swallow anymore a large, wriggling worm emerges from between his teeth and he grabs it, victorious.
Poog successfully keeps the stone in his mouth and eyes Reta. "Reta's s sword so long, she must be compensating for something!"
Adamant and foolhardy as ever, Poog keeps the stone in his mouth while he thinks of a new insult. Easily ignoring the burning pain, Poog mumbles to himself, "Reta think that longshanks look nice sometimes".
Even after that he doesn't spit the stone out, and in due time it starts searing his tongue.
After muttering a strange insult not befitting a goblin of his dirty mouth, Poog attempts the Animal Friendship challenge. While certainly not friendly, Poog masterfully wrangles the spider and shoves it around for all to see, flashing a toothy grin at the other whelps.
Poog bravely ignores the burning stones as he comes up with a clever and original insult, directed at no one in particular. "Chuffy's father was a hamster and his mother smelled of elderberries!"
"Poog ready to be Licktoad! Poog eat coal and cuss, and Poog catch spider! Poog do fire and riding for glory of Zarongel! Not that Poog worship Zarongel or anything ..."
As long as now you're feeling well, I'm good. Thank you very much for the game!
Not really. I downloaded the chronicle from the website, under the assumption we get full rewards, and explained the problem to my GM. He understood.
I'll PM Aeon, if he doesn't reply by Friday I'll ask in Flaxseed for help.
Not that I know of, no. The character this is supposed to be applied to is set to play in a game this Monday so hopefully we'll get our chronicles soon.
Name Edo Shacham
Yeah! No, wait...
"Not true," the goblin cries in protest. "Poog do other things too! Poog blow Vorka up with big firework and slice dog's throat!"
Poog looks around. "Yes."
"Good news, Chief Gutwad! Poog find many fireworks to make Zarongel happy, and Poog also kill lots of dogs and a horse, and Lotslegs Eat Goblin Babies Many and meanie Vorka who eat goblins!"
"Oooh, yes! Poog burn, Poog burn!"
"There is door! Should Poog burn door?"
"Dog in chain be very sad,
The cleric chants this makeshift-prayer to Zarongel as a charges at the dog with his appropriately named Dogslicer. ,
Ignoring Chuffy and Reta's comments, Poog waddles further onto the wrecked ship.
"Poog sorry for callat-- collaba-- callo-- you take damage for greater good. Now Poog find more fireworks and burn more things that are not Reta and Chuffy."
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