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Bah! Young people!

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Lindisty wrote:

wanders in, heads straight for a nice, comforting brick wall, and starts banging her forehead against it

I love my job. I love my job. I love my job.

If I say it enough times, I'll start believing it again, right?

Well, metal health will cure your crazy...

The lyric is "...will drive you mad!" Dang whipper-snapper.

Mmm... Sorry, Prof.

There's more to songs than the chorus.

** spoiler omitted **

Heh? What's that you two are sayin'? I can't remember things that weren't repeated underneath a certain number of times!

And weeeeeee LIKED it that way!

Aberzombie wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

I took Leadership? I have a COHORT??! This is AWESOME!!!

Are you sure? I mean, it IS Gark.......

He seems like a nice kid to me.

That's jist beecuz he ain't made an avatar named Acrid Prick yet! ;-p

Heh? What's that? You said a man is your mother? Good lord!

Bitter Thorn wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Solnes wrote:

I think we are gaming tonight! Gonna kill us some trolls!! No really, there are trolls in that there dam! :P

Knowing what LPM's trolls are like, I feel very, very sorry for you and your character...

Dueling banjo inbreed trolls?

And what's wrong with banjos?

Damn straight!

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Everyone knows girls can't do math.

I'll make sure my wife never reads this statement.

It's something of a running joke with Jess. I certainly don't believe it.

By the way, girls can't GM either. :P

Oh, of course not. That would be a logical impossibility. ;P

I think the adjektive you're a lookin fer thare missy is METERPHYSICKLE.

Heh-HEE!

Wimmin wut kin count ain't nothin but trouble. NOTHING BUT TROUBLE, I tell ya!

::runs::

I remember when iPhone apps were new...and denture cream, too!

I heerd tell twas Teeter and his clickin what sprained Sara Marie's ankle!

I heerd tell that he's holed up in a monastery in the Himalayas, refusin t' come out til Wolfgang Baur brings back the Open Design podcast!
Hyee-hee!

I hates them steelers.

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

I, on the other hand, would bear no shame. I am your evil twin.

I heerd tell that he was the one behind all the honey bees dyin' out!

I HATES WIZARDS...

Must we deal in hearsay? :)

EH? You say Paizo is coming out with a hairspray?

Them bunnies was good eatin'.

Lisa Stevens wrote:

Aplus wrote:

I guess my point is to not sacrifice the quality that Paizo is known for in order to stuff more goodies into the box. Whenever I open my wallet to buy something that says Paizo on it, I know I am buying a product of superior craftsmanship. I'd rather see no starter set than one that contains crappy newsprint booklets and cheapo dice.

That is a key point. One of the things that I will never let our guys do (and I doubt they would want to) is sacrifice quality. I'd rather have less in the product and keep what's left high quality than get more but cheaper stuff.

-Lisa

Hence the importance of dice - intro means the probability that this the only RPG stuff the buyer/reciever has. You don't want to force the buyer to spend X on the game and then need to buy dice too - what if they didn't know they need weird dice?

I say they can make do with CHITS! <breaks into fit of coughing>

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Yay had my first crazy person yell at my research proposal online today. Now I feel accomplished.

Edit: I should say my new amended research proposal. The old one got yelled at but for other reasons. This new one gets yelled at for no reason at all.

Why do crazy people yell at your research?

Cause they're MY mountains and I DON'T want them researched! You can research the lakes, I don't own them.

And we LIKED it that way!

Woo-haw!!! Yippee!!!

Random gold for xp! Hooray!

Y'all are really punchin my buttons!

Party like it's 1981? That would involve a lot of kicking from me, I'm afraid. I was born in March '82.... :)

Git off my la...er, thread!

::Tucks The Jade's decapitated skull in, snuggly next to the others, wrapped in a pink crotched blanket, then tip-toes out of the room.::

*sigh* yes sir to you too.

And don't fergit to drink your sody water!

Almost finished moving boxes. I think I might have to take Sara Marie scooter shopping tomorrow.

You young folks and your scootin' machines! {Shakes fist}

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

taig wrote:

My favorite pie is Boston Cream. Just so you know.

Mine's pumpkin.

You should move to Arkansas then.

Are you sure that's ain't you'n's Kansas?

What'n the hell's a NWP?!?

Yes! Thare's gold in them thar archives!

Just keep it out of my mountains!

There's troubles in them thar servers!

I'm the old man of the threads, and I DON'T want them CLOSED!

Hey! That's my blanket, and I DON'T want it peed on!

Like I said, that boy's gone plum loco.

Somebody grab that blue streaker. Boy's gone plum loco.

Huh. In my day, we wrote various outcomes on bones and tortoise shells, and threw them into the fire. The cracks indicated outcome. I guess my tribe invented randomized outcome: one giant leap for gamers.

I DON'T wanna be found!

Crimson Jester wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

I bet this guy almost pissed his pants too.

"a silly and unprofessional mistake,"

Wow Just wow.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over

What an ijit...

Hey, that's my neighbor from the valley below!

This looks like a good thread for prospectin!

HEE-HEE!

Solnes wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Are you in a class focusing on the comedy stylings of Charlie Chaplin?

More like the three stooges. :\

Yet another example of a woman performing the work of three men. :)

Well, one of those dudes could have brewed the coffee!

Everybody remembers where they was when the Great Gish Plague of Ought Nine hit? I was just prospectin, mindin my own bidness, when WOOSH a swarm of munchkins started postin all over da place like thair wuz no tamarra!

Thread's no good for fishing...you need a strong synthetic line.

As far as sushi is concerned, the pros don't use thread. Learn to roll your rice and wrap your seaweed like a man.

Equal Rights for Curmudgeons, Old Fogies, Coots, Codgers, and Grognards!

Obscure cartoon post

The Old Man of the Mountains!

Hee-hee!

Let me at 'em!

Rushes angel with anarchic grapefruit spoon.

LEEROY! Whatnaheck ryou doin outhare, boy?!

I don't know nuthin bout no sheenry.

Kids these days won't sit still for black and white {breaks into coughing fit}...but if they knew what was good fer 'em, they would!

Seriously, could not get the wife to sit down with me and watch the Wizard of Oz on Saturday, and she's never seen it.

People what don't know their Chuck Berry otter be FLOGGED!