I'm not sure as we just got a new DM, but we haven't heard from him in a while.
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Yes, yes, lets go. We have lives to end.
We would have contacted you, but you were doing that crazed cackling thing again and he didn't need much in the way of plumbing so we decided it best to leave you to... whatever it was you were up to.
The Matriarch sighs. TikTik. Don't tell me you forgot about Rodrick Again Look under your left armrest. I left you a note about him there last Thursday. He's the only reason we, or actually our land I guess, haven't been bought up by some legally minded dreary consortium like the Aspis or Pathfinders yet.
I would bet on those being the scouts and possibly the forward clearing team. If things got easier from there I would be surprised.
I just hope they fell for my traps. After your level, TikTik, some probably jumped at the chance to relax for a moment.
The last room, or "meatlocker" if you will.
Well. That's disconcerting. mutters the Matriarch. Let's hope that doesn't happen again.
The matriarch looks annoyed at the state of the place, but nods nevertheless.
Alright. Time to get this place re-sorted. I hope my eggs hatch quickly. I could really use the help. The matriarch busies herself around this level putting everything back the way it was before those pesky adventurers ruined it all.
I'm good to go.
Vladimir owes me a small village of souls because he's bad at cards. And I have several dozen children ready to hatch tomorrow. That's about it from me, I think
I say look for something you like from recruitment and PM the player. That would probably be easiest.
No worries. :)
My dungeon is after my character sheet on this document.
The matriarch shakes her head. That better not mean he infected us with his sparkle or something like that. She grumbles and starts going through the loot.
I'm willing.
Hey, everyone needs to stretch to see how far they can go. No worries. I would be fine either finding a new GM or just dropping it. Thanks for giving it a go. I really appreciate all the time and effort that must have gone into these baddies (goodies?).
Taking a calculated risk, the Matriarch releases her hold and attacks with her full fury.
Claw 2
Claw 3
Claw 4
bite 1
Claw 1
Claw 2
Claw 3
Claw 4
bite
The matriarch is pleased that the sparkly champion of good is being dumb. It will only lead to his death. She lays into him with tooth and claw, a slashing flurry of death!
As soon as Cephalon engages the Paladin becomes to hard a target to hit with her bows, so she drops them. She moves up to flank him in the Ethereal, shifts, and attacks!
The Matriarch, who is striking about in the Ethereal, moves to the other side of the room from her companions and draws both her bows. She had exactly zero desire to tangle with that much glowing-ness.
Sounds groovy
I'm just waiting for the next bit. I thought we had done most of what there was to do with that group. I'm ready to keep up the cleansing. :)
The Matriarch bows slightly. Of course, Tikkik. You are correct. You may do with it as you wish.
The Matriarch strips the victim of all items. Hold it still. She commands.
The matriarch kicks a free choice bits of the wizard over. You can eat all of him. Just don't eat his stuff, ok? The Matriarch then starts collecting gear.
Whom the matron, after returning from trapping the cloudy adventurer, quickly implants with and shifts to the Ethereal plane to die with her two comrades. She was now expecting quite the brood.
The matriarch holds the woman still for Vlad like some kind of demented punching bag, then drops her and moves to activate the trap.
The matriarch joins vlad in his attempt to remove the crossbowwoman from play.
Sorry. I'll get mine up soon.
As soon as the wizard hits the ground the Matriarch materializes right on top of him, appearing to pounce on him from mid air! Blood starts flying everywhere and the man's screams echo in the excellent acoustics of Vlad's hall.
The Matriarch disappears into the Ethereal and moves to get behind them. If the lady looks again, nothing is there. The Matriarch is fully trusting that TikTik will sound the alarm.
The Matriarch was now in position opposite the hall. Those fools were going to rush right by to their doom...
I'll get myself set up tonight. Basically, I want to be in the best position to hit them from behind and make lunch out of a caster.
That isn't a problem as long as you guys can hold out that long.
The matriarch sets up her ambush behind one of the first pillars after the door. Hopefully she could get at their back line from this angle.
Well matriarch will definitely be prepping an ambush, I just don't have time to type it up right now.
The matron pats the hydra's right front knee. Don't worry my dear. Those are just incubators. There will be plenty left when my children are done with them.
Come now, TikTik. Just because our floor isn't technical doesn't mean it's not beautiful in its own way.
And the Matriarch pounces and then implants the Warpriest and shifts her into the Ethereal as well so the two can witness each other dying.
The matriarch walks up to the fighter and plunges her sharp ovipositor into his chest cavity via that soft spot between his collar bones. It's painful. And graphic. And wet-sounding. The priest probably doesn't like it very much. Especially when the matriarch says, Was this one yours, Vlad dear, or mine?
The Matriarch's eyes narrow. Someone up the ladder knows what they're doing.
Ya... that kind of thing is probably left off of a generally PG-13 messageboard. Better to strategically cut away to us cackling or something.
The matriarch nods her approval. I like it. But we should get these two to tell us more about who we are facing. It may help your ruse. She then proceeds to wake the prisoners and explain the Xill reproductive progress in grisly detail.
Cephalon was almost killed, so maybe it was a little on the hard side, but it wasn't awful. We did survive.
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