The King of Siam's page

mine!

This looks like a good place for a god to post.

Don't you know that God is Dead? Very scientific.

The King of Siam wrote:

Do not vex me, Bean!

It's not wise to vex me.

Diddn't you see West World!

I saw Future World, does that count?

There you go with the vexing again, reptile.

I could make a suitcase for each of my 12,657 concubines from you.

Do not vex me, Bean!
It's not wise to vex me.

Diddn't you see West World!

Who let that damn komodo dragon in here!
Their mouths are filthy with microbes.
Very unscientific.

The King of Siam wrote:

Did you wash your hands, shrubbery man of the scientific intravenous access starting?

They're washed by the rains, O King!

No! Idiot! Science water!

I demand a science cannon that can destroy the moon!

A concubine! Quickly!

Did you wash your hands, shrubbery man of the scientific intravenous access starting?

These posters need fuel, your Majesty. Here, drink up!

*Passes strong black coffee among the posters*

wait.....drop the scientific sweat from my palm in the ligand first.

so let it be written. so. let it be. done.

The King of Siam wrote:

Silence, fool! Do not boggart my shrubbery of science!

Hu-hu-hu!

Don't mic me, it will make my beans bitter. Just steep then in near-boiling water.

science wata!

Angel! I command you!
Use your scientific sword on my errant fool!

Silence! Once more and you shall be flogged!

Silence, fool! Do not boggart my shrubbery of science!

The King of Siam wrote:

Thotkhirithon wrote:

The King of Siam wrote:

mine!

Majesty!

Bring me a scientific shrubbery.

Here is shrubbery most rare, Majesty, used by scientists everywhere.

Dry it in the scientific microwave!

The King of Siam wrote:

mine!

Majesty!

Bring me a scientific shrubbery.

mine!

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitey niiiiiiiiiiiiiite!!!

GYI WAH KITTAH!!! MAAAAAAAAM!

NO KITTEH! ITS MAH PAP PAH!!!

*NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM*
GITTAWAY, KITTEH.....IT'S MAH PAP PAH!

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

so let it be written.....
so let it be done.

The King of Siam wrote:

Donot look me in the eyes, dog.

Is this being disrespecting Rama, the avatar of God Vishnu to become the great ruler?

He keeps babbling about his little plot of foliage. Please teach him some manners, TK.

Make that......964 children!

Hahahahahaha!
I have 57 wives and 963 children! Do you think I fear anything?!?!?

Donot look me in the eyes, dog.

Shall we dance?