paizo.com Recent Posts by The King of Siampaizo.com Recent Posts by The King of Siam2011-05-26T23:04:21Z2011-05-26T23:04:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: FAWLTY TOWER IVThe King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2khqf&page=2?FAWLTY-TOWER-IV#712010-07-17T04:35:33Z2010-07-17T04:35:33Z<p>mine!</p>mine!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2010-07-17T04:35:33ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationThe King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=510?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#254642010-03-02T04:57:20Z2010-03-02T04:57:19Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dionysios wrote:</div><blockquote> This looks like a good place for a god to post. </blockquote><p>Don't you know that God is Dead? Very scientific.Dionysios wrote:This looks like a good place for a god to post.
Don't you know that God is Dead? Very scientific.The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2010-03-02T04:57:19ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationThe King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=510?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#254622010-03-02T04:56:22Z2010-03-02T04:56:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Twin Agate Dragons wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The King of Siam wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Do not vex me, Bean!
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It's not wise to vex me.</p>
<p>Diddn't you see West World! </blockquote>I saw Future World, does that count? </blockquote><p>There you go with the vexing again, reptile.
<p>I could make a suitcase for each of my 12,657 concubines from you.</p>Twin Agate Dragons wrote:The King of Siam wrote:Do not vex me, Bean!
It's not wise to vex me.Diddn't you see West World!
I saw Future World, does that count? There you go with the vexing again, reptile. I could make a suitcase for each of my 12,657 concubines from you.The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2010-03-02T04:56:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationThe King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=510?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#254562010-03-02T04:53:52Z2010-03-02T04:53:51Z<p>Do not vex me, Bean!
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It's not wise to vex me.</p>
<p>Diddn't you see West World!</p>Do not vex me, Bean!
It's not wise to vex me.
Diddn't you see West World!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2010-03-02T04:53:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationThe King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=510?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#254542010-03-02T04:52:51Z2010-03-02T04:52:51Z<p>Who let that damn komodo dragon in here!
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Their mouths are filthy with microbes.
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Very unscientific.</p>Who let that damn komodo dragon in here!
Their mouths are filthy with microbes.
Very unscientific.The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2010-03-02T04:52:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationThe King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=510?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#254512010-03-02T04:49:12Z2010-03-02T04:49:05Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sentient Coffee Bean wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The King of Siam wrote:</div><blockquote> Did you wash your hands, shrubbery man of the scientific intravenous access starting? </blockquote><p>They're washed by the rains, O King!
<p></blockquote><p>No! Idiot! Science water!
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The rain is full of microbes! Microbes that will swim up my urethra!!!</p>Sentient Coffee Bean wrote:The King of Siam wrote: Did you wash your hands, shrubbery man of the scientific intravenous access starting?
They're washed by the rains, O King! No! Idiot! Science water!
The rain is full of microbes! Microbes that will swim up my urethra!!!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2010-03-02T04:49:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationThe King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=509?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#254222010-03-02T04:45:39Z2010-03-02T04:45:38Z<p>I demand a science cannon that can destroy the moon!</p>I demand a science cannon that can destroy the moon!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2010-03-02T04:45:38ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationThe King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=509?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#254112010-03-02T04:41:39Z2010-03-02T04:41:39Z<p>A concubine! Quickly!</p>A concubine! Quickly!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2010-03-02T04:41:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationThe King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=509?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#254102010-03-02T04:40:44Z2010-03-02T04:40:43Z<p>Did you wash your hands, shrubbery man of the scientific intravenous access starting?</p>Did you wash your hands, shrubbery man of the scientific intravenous access starting?The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2010-03-02T04:40:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationThe King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=509?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#254032010-03-02T04:37:45Z2010-03-02T04:37:45Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sentient Coffee Bean wrote:</div><blockquote><p> These posters need fuel, your Majesty. Here, drink up!</p>
<p>•Passes strong black coffee among the posters• </blockquote><p>wait.....drop the scientific sweat from my palm in the ligand first.
<p><b>so let it be written. so. let it be. done.</b></p>Sentient Coffee Bean wrote:These posters need fuel, your Majesty. Here, drink up!
*Passes strong black coffee among the posters*
wait.....drop the scientific sweat from my palm in the ligand first. so let it be written. so. let it be. done.The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2010-03-02T04:37:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationThe King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=508?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#253892010-03-02T04:34:35Z2010-03-02T04:34:34Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sentient Coffee Bean wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The King of Siam wrote:</div><blockquote> Silence, fool! Do not boggart my shrubbery of science! </blockquote><p>Hu-hu-hu!
<p>Don't mic me, it will make my beans bitter. Just steep then in near-boiling water. </blockquote><p>science wata!Sentient Coffee Bean wrote:The King of Siam wrote: Silence, fool! Do not boggart my shrubbery of science!
Hu-hu-hu! Don't mic me, it will make my beans bitter. Just steep then in near-boiling water. science wata!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2010-03-02T04:34:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationThe King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=507?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#253482010-03-02T04:28:29Z2010-03-02T04:28:29Z<p>Angel! I command you!
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Use your scientific sword on my errant fool!</p>Angel! I command you!
Use your scientific sword on my errant fool!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2010-03-02T04:28:29ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationThe King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=507?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#253382010-03-02T04:24:10Z2010-03-02T04:24:09Z<p>Silence! Once more and you shall be flogged!</p>Silence! Once more and you shall be flogged!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2010-03-02T04:24:09ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationThe King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=507?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#253362010-03-02T04:23:34Z2010-03-02T04:23:33Z<p>Silence, fool! Do not boggart my shrubbery of science!</p>Silence, fool! Do not boggart my shrubbery of science!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2010-03-02T04:23:33ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationThe King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=507?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#253342010-03-02T04:22:47Z2010-03-02T04:22:46Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Thotkhirithon wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The King of Siam wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Thotkhirithon wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The King of Siam wrote:</div><blockquote> mine! </blockquote>Majesty! </blockquote>Bring me a scientific shrubbery. </blockquote>Here is shrubbery most rare, Majesty, used by scientists everywhere. </blockquote><p>Dry it in the scientific microwave!Thotkhirithon wrote:The King of Siam wrote: Thotkhirithon wrote: The King of Siam wrote: mine!
Majesty! Bring me a scientific shrubbery. Here is shrubbery most rare, Majesty, used by scientists everywhere. Dry it in the scientific microwave!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2010-03-02T04:22:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationThe King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=507?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#253232010-03-02T04:13:08Z2010-03-02T04:13:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Thotkhirithon wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The King of Siam wrote:</div><blockquote> mine! </blockquote>Majesty! </blockquote><p>Bring me a scientific shrubbery.Thotkhirithon wrote:The King of Siam wrote: mine!
Majesty! Bring me a scientific shrubbery.The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2010-03-02T04:13:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationThe King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=507?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#253072010-03-02T04:06:17Z2010-03-02T04:06:17Z<p>mine!</p>mine!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2010-03-02T04:06:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=243?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#121452009-11-25T05:17:01Z2009-11-25T05:17:01Z<p>niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitey niiiiiiiiiiiiiite!!!</p>niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitey niiiiiiiiiiiiiite!!!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2009-11-25T05:17:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Anti Gish as a Name for Gish tally--no gishing please.The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k6hc?Anti-Gish-as-a-Name-for-Gish-tallyno-gishing#102009-11-25T02:56:28Z2009-11-25T02:56:28Z<p>GYI WAH KITTAH!!! MAAAAAAAAM!</p>GYI WAH KITTAH!!! MAAAAAAAAM!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2009-11-25T02:56:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Anti Gish as a Name for Gish tally--no gishing please.The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k6hc?Anti-Gish-as-a-Name-for-Gish-tallyno-gishing#82009-11-25T02:54:20Z2009-11-25T02:54:19Z<p>NO KITTEH! ITS MAH PAP PAH!!!</p>NO KITTEH! ITS MAH PAP PAH!!!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2009-11-25T02:54:19ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Anti Gish as a Name for Gish tally--no gishing please.The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k6hc?Anti-Gish-as-a-Name-for-Gish-tallyno-gishing#62009-11-25T02:47:51Z2009-11-25T02:47:51Z<p>•NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM•
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GITTAWAY, KITTEH.....IT'S MAH PAP PAH!</p>*NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM*
GITTAWAY, KITTEH.....IT'S MAH PAP PAH!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2009-11-25T02:47:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Anti Gish as a Name for Gish tally--no gishing please.The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k6hc?Anti-Gish-as-a-Name-for-Gish-tallyno-gishing#42009-11-25T02:39:25Z2009-11-25T02:39:24Z<p>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!</p>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2009-11-25T02:39:24ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=226?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#112642009-11-20T04:33:14Z2009-11-20T04:33:14Z<p>so let it be written.....
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so let it be done.</p>so let it be written.....
so let it be done.The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2009-11-20T04:33:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=210?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#104982009-11-16T00:33:24Z2009-11-16T00:33:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Thotkhirithon wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The King of Siam wrote:</div><blockquote> Donot look me in the eyes, dog. </blockquote>Is this being disrespecting Rama, the avatar of God Vishnu to become the great ruler? </blockquote><p>He keeps babbling about his little plot of foliage. Please teach him some manners, TK.Thotkhirithon wrote:The King of Siam wrote: Donot look me in the eyes, dog.
Is this being disrespecting Rama, the avatar of God Vishnu to become the great ruler? He keeps babbling about his little plot of foliage. Please teach him some manners, TK.The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2009-11-16T00:33:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=210?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#104862009-11-15T22:26:07Z2009-11-15T22:26:07Z<p>Make that......96<b>4</b> children!</p>Make that......964 children!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2009-11-15T22:26:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=210?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#104852009-11-15T22:25:08Z2009-11-15T22:25:08Z<p>Hahahahahaha!
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I have 57 wives and 963 children! Do you think I fear anything?!?!?</p>Hahahahahaha!
I have 57 wives and 963 children! Do you think I fear anything?!?!?The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2009-11-15T22:25:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=210?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#104832009-11-15T22:01:15Z2009-11-15T22:01:14Z<p>Donot look me in the eyes, dog.</p>Donot look me in the eyes, dog.The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2009-11-15T22:01:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=210?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#104812009-11-15T21:56:59Z2009-11-15T21:56:58Z<p>Shall we dance?</p>Shall we dance?The King of Siam (alias of Heathansson)2009-11-15T21:56:58Z