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Actual sit-down interview today. Wish me luck folks

DOOM???

Someone called.....?

2017 sure has been slacking so far....

Good Riddance 2016! (Keep the memories of the good parts that you had, and blow the rest to smithereens!) ;)

Oh, I'll be around in spirit. In those quiet places, between the shadows.....

Oooooohhhhhh.....spooooooookyyyyyy......

.....for the uncounted acts of misery and suffering that occurred on your watch.....

Whoa....so different from every other year of existence.

2016 wrote:

Why ya gotta be so mean, Johnny? I ain't all bad. I gave you Captain America: Civil War, Rogue One, and Doctor Strange. Leo DiCaprio won an Oscar. The Cubs won the World Series. And, lest we forget, 2016 was one of the safest years in aviation history.

Sure, I took some celebrities, but...balance, man! I also took that evil f++% Castro.

You're really scraping the bottom of the barrel there, man.

Hey, now! Don't knock on DiCaprio! He earned that Oscar!!!

Ok, maybe I am an a%~@@$!......

In my defense, however, I was unaware he had still been alive.

Why ya gotta be so mean, Johnny? I ain't all bad. I gave you Captain America: Civil War, Rogue One, and Doctor Strange. Leo DiCaprio won an Oscar. The Cubs won the World Series. And, lest we forget, 2016 was one of the safest years in aviation history.

Sure, I took some celebrities, but...balance, man! I also took that evil f+&% Castro.

I'll be back. I'll find a way.....

Less than 15 hours....

So... 2016 was actually a good year for me personally...

You're very welcome. It's good to see someone appreciate all the hard work I do.

Anybody seen Betty White around? I...uh...owe her some money.

John Napier 698 wrote:

Kajehase wrote:

Or staked and buried at a crossroads.

Not really reliable. 2016 could be disinterred by wild animals, and have the stake removed by the same animals. No, complete obliteration is the way to go.

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure ....

You'll never get rid of me that easily!