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Dahar...


Dahar...


MendedWall12 wrote:
DeathQuaker wrote:
For me, as a woman...
You're a woman? That's hot.

Da'har...


Da'har... they be pale in comparison to me fearless captain.


Not long now before my valiantly overcompensating maties show themselves...

Da'har...


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Dahar...

There be girl gamers?

MAYBE ONE OF THEM WILL DATE ME!

Dahar...

I be sure to act extra outgoing and loud, and be hostile to the lass, so that she knows I fancy her... dahar...


Dugald Paladinson wrote:
5. WE have no hate on female casters. Kyra and Leoni can hang out with me anytime.

Dahar, they be all specialized in enchantment, as far as I be concerned.

Dahar...


Benicio Del Espada wrote:
Now there's a tough woman!

Dahar, of course, she be not quite as tough because of her penalty to physical attribute scores...

But a nice, high result on the bust-size roll!

Dahar...


Dahar, I don't see what be wrong with it...


Order of the Chauvinist wrote:

Women fighters?! What kind of topsy turvy world is this?! Forsaking the heavily 'enchanted' and form-fitting priestly and/or sorceress-ly garb of old is a crime against man! Well, I'm just going back to my kingdom where this sort o' thing will never happen!

Bah!

Dahar! You be right!


Dahar...


aeglos wrote:
my vote goes to Gruumash. those others look like sock pirates to me

Dahar... I fill a much-needed role from time to time...


Me! Cuz I'm so smooth with the ladies...


Tacitly sexist comment about a female poster, yar.


ciretose wrote:
Evil Lincoln wrote:


Seriously, just be a smart, happy, welcoming community. Then girls might want to play with us.

"OK but if there's any girls there I wanna do them!".

Well, yar... of course.


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Ringtail wrote:
Judging by the way he portrayed both racial minorities and homosexual characters (in horibly offensive negative stereotypes) and heavy religious (if misguided) influence I don't suspect any positive intent behind his ruling. Female characters (both PC and NPC) were highly sexualized as well- he asked for percentile rolls to determine breast size upon character creation.

Daharr. And what be wrong with Table 36-D: Random Bust Sizes? You new fangled players and yer Point-Bust systems! Why don't ye try role playing for once?

Daharr.


But... if Charisma doesn't tell us how sexy someone (something) is, how will I know which wenches are worth wenching? C'mon people, let's not leave tradition behind!


vuron wrote:
Is it a bit neckbeardy to tie attractiveness to an ability score? Yeah but seriously we are talking one of the most neckbeard infested games around ;) If people want to tie physical attractiveness to Charisma and it works for their groups then more power to them. If it doesn't work for your group then decouple...

I don't see anything wrong with that...