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MagusJanus wrote:

Usagi Yojimbo wrote:

MagusJanus wrote:

GregH wrote:

*hyperbole - I know its more than that, but I don't know the exact number and I do know it doesn't even come close to the 52 weeks we get here in la belle province...

It's not actually hyperbole; it depends on if you're male or female and what the company's policies are. A week is actually pretty high for a male to get; it's not unusual for them not to qualify for leave at all.

Not exactly. Up to 12 weeks of family leave, if your company is big enough to come under FMLA. It's unpaid, though.

And usually made a permanent unpaid vacation by week three. FMLA regulations are regularly abused and ignored, even by large companies, and to date there's not exactly been much people can do about it. That's actually one of the things fueling the masculinism and anti-feminist movements.

If FMLA was more routinely and strictly enforced, it would be different. But as it stands? That law might as well not exist where some situations are concerned.

[Flashes union card]

FMLA works like clockwork at UPS, no problem.

Just sayin'.

*sends an anonymous tip that the UPS unions are all fronts for a human trafficking ring*

Not anymore!

UDS is banned for trying to take my job.

Have fun trusting those cell phones!

Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning, all. What did I miss?

Freehold DM wrote:

Me waking up.

No, I actually didn't miss that. [/creeperoutsideyourwindow]

I didn't miss it either! Because I'm always watching.