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Please remove scenarios 9-14 and 9-15 from my pending orders please, I have already purchased them.

Just waiting for the PFS guide update.

I'm sure it will go well with a nice bottle of drained virgin blood, Ambassador.

Virgin blood, quite intoxicating.

MisterSlanky wrote:

Yup - pretty clear we still have a problem. Considering when I'm running this next I'm wondering if we have an ETA update.

Heh problems always seem to happen when I plan to run a session for a brand new scenario.

I scheduled a new scenario last month - BOOM Humble Bundle disruption...
I scheduled a new scenario this month - BOOM broken personalizer...

If it happens again next month I'm going to feel Desna has cursed me.

That evil and vile Desna will never help you.

Only the glorious and almighty Asmodeus is capable of bringing happiness to someone.

All hail Queen Abrogail!!!

Why remove fiendish glory, when we need to expand it?

The great Asmodeus approves this book.

All hail Cheliax!!!
All hail Asmodeus!!!

There's no reason to rebel against almighty House Thrune. They are the ones going with the world's Saviors, Hell's Devils.

This book appears to support the destructive chaos of Andoran. They need to learn their places in life as slaves. Long live Cheliax.

Maybe Paizo accepts slave errr volunteer labor to get the books done, starting with the grand Cheliax.

James Jacobs wrote:

we'll continue to be publishing in Pathfinder APs, we'll be including rules for these boons and obediences on the last page of those articles on a deity-by-deity basis. So... Pathfinder #86, for example, will do them for Brigh, and then #89 for Zyphus.

Yes! Yes! Yes! You have won my continued loyal Subscription sir!

My glorious Evangelist of Zyphus will show the world the folly of the mortal condition!

And my Sentinel of Milani will lead the mob that will tear down the Infernal oppressors!

The Infernal saviors and redeemers will make sure the revolt will be dealt with, so that the innocent continues to be safe in their proper places.

Chelaxian waffle? Why, yes please.

Chelaxians do not worship devils. We use them for the betterment of society. Also, we are very honorable.

Demons lack the necessary order and social requirements of proper society. Pain and agony are only used for proper punishment

So quiet in here. I'm hoping everyone is taking the time to contemplate the lessons Hell has to offer.

No need to worry, Cheliax is willing to redeem those in need, especially those misled Taldans.

Tryanny, hmmm. Maybe we can work out a good deal when Krune comes back.

Where does one meet the great and wonderful Asmodeus to sign up for running scenarios at Geek Out?

The great denizens of hell make great servants to the great citizens of Cheliax. The Chelaxians try to show how living an orderly life with servants helps to propel a nation to greatness.

The Taldans obviously don't know anything about true power, as they can't control their own subjects. Just look at how Sargava was able to successfully rebel against you and break away from you.

Those unruly and savage denizens from the abyss don't deserve any mention. Although, Cheliax is willing to show them the light of an orderly society.

Keep in mind, my power is for all eternity. Most people's power is only temporary.

Taldor back in it's rightful place. Now to get to work on bringing people into the glorious light of Cheliax.

All hail Cheliax!!

I noticed that the Thornkeep products aren't available at Amazon until March and July for Barnes and Noble and at Books A Million. I'm guessing this is intentional to help out the local gaming stores. Is this correct? I'm glad about that. I like to see the small businesses doing well and people going to them more.