I wish this dude would get off my back, I just want to get a drink and relax for a bit. Doesn't he realize I've been the one walking all morning and I'd like to rest too. I swear I'm going to spit on him or bite him if he doesn't get off soon.
Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21
Hey what's that over there? I don't like this place. Anything hiding out here can't be good.