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If that didn't hurt, Tariel may be suggesting we embrace gandalfs wise words and 'fly you fools'

Tariel spits some blood and continues to ignore, or at least attempt to, the bleeding wounds across his body.

alright you crusty crone, my turn now. Eat this!

attack1: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (12) + 15 = 27
attack2: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (4) + 15 = 19
attack3: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28

O.H.attack1: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (5) + 15 = 20
O.H.attack2: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29

crit confirm: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (3) + 15 = 18
crit confirm: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (13) + 15 = 28

Again, useing the debilitating strikes to cause -6AC to his attacks (active after first hit of SA)

damage(A1): 1d6 + 6 + 5d6 ⇒ (6) + 6 + (2, 5, 1, 5, 1) = 26
damage(A2): 1d6 + 6 + 5d6 ⇒ (1) + 6 + (2, 2, 2, 4, 5) = 22
damage(A3): 1d6 + 6 + 5d6 ⇒ (2) + 6 + (2, 1, 1, 6, 1) = 19
damage(O.A1: 1d6 + 6 + 5d6 ⇒ (4) + 6 + (5, 6, 3, 5, 4) = 33
damage (O.A2): 1d6 + 6 + 5d6 ⇒ (6) + 6 + (3, 6, 4, 2, 6) = 33

Crit damage 1: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
Crit damage 2: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

If after -6AC an 18 hits, total damage done(before other modifiers) equals 154 pts.

If only a 19 hits, 143 pts of damage

If with -6AC only to hits above 20 hit, that's 110pts of damage.

Ah, apologies I normally spell out two weapon fient, to keep myself from confusion. Of course others wouldn't know that.

I posted(or thought I did) the other day, alas it seems the gobos ate it.

I don't have a problem with called shots really.

Thanks, I think I'll just rerwork him. Since we won't be leveling much, if at all. If I stay with the original idea it will cost most of my other feats.

Also, it likely has a sort of blindsight or such. So just staying away of anything that relies on 'mundane vision' would be out, and staying away from things that require 'sight' would be safe. Though blindsight can be fooled easily as normal sight by illusions or the like.

I did intend to have Improved TWF, I'd ask to have the chance to rebuild the character as I hadn't seen the FAQ which made him illegal.

ahhhh dammit! I just got this hunk of junk armor lady!

don't let the pain show buddy. Don't let it show.

heh! Got ya!

He uses his first attack to fient the crone. If my first attack hit, her AC is -6 against me, -2 to everyone else, if at any point any of my attacks here hit, attacks after that one receive this benefit.

bluff: 1d20 + 15 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 15 + 8 = 29 (+8 from FCB) if successful she's flat footed until the start of my next turn. (This works on any creature with some sort of sense allowing them to function in combat ;) )

attack: 1d20 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 14 + 2 = 21
attack: 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 9 + 2 = 16

O.H.attack: 1d20 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 14 + 2 = 25
O.H.attack: 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 9 + 2 = 21

damage: 1d6 + 6 + 5d6 ⇒ (1) + 6 + (6, 5, 1, 5, 3) = 27
damage: 1d6 + 6 + 5d6 ⇒ (4) + 6 + (2, 3, 2, 4, 4) = 25
damage: 1d6 + 6 + 5d6 ⇒ (6) + 6 + (3, 2, 4, 4, 5) = 30 damage: 1d6 + 6 + 5d6 ⇒ (5) + 6 + (6, 4, 1, 3, 3) = 28

why? Why do the dice hate me so much????? Why!?!?!?

sorry! Been playing catch up in school! But you almost got what I woulda said perfect! Cept instead of jeez, probably woulda said crap :P

Tariel will to the crone, in a way to avoid an AoO if possible, but flanking with kaelin. If he can't reach a flanking spot he will just move up to a side.
But in case.
acrobatics: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (1) + 15 = 16

attack: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (2) + 15 = 17 +2 if flanking

damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12
if flanking: 5d6 ⇒ (6, 3, 6, 5, 5) = 25 applying -2AC with SA, -4 against my attacks.

(Heh, d6s love me... D20s... Maybe I should buy some chocolates or sumthin?)

sense motive: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17

May I make a suggestion? to you, goblin, who will have no other fruit than the one you picked, and to you, unicorn who will not let him have that which he picked.

he steps a couple steps foward,

Why do you not share it? Goblin, if you could have half of that perfect pear, would you then share the other half with the unicorn? and unicorn, if the goblin would share half of his pear, would you then be content to allow him his share?

thanks for understanding, bit loopy from pain pills but I figure I'm good enough to start posting again.

oh... Well I hope that means they got out of this place.... he thinks after seeing the sight of them melting, deciding it was best not to dwell on the meaning of that for long.

Tariel walks towards the two hey, hey, now, what's all this fuss about?

Liquid. The answer is Liquid. It can fit in his mouth, yet it can also fill a room, literally.

Tariels hands move to rest over the top of the hilts of his blades at his waist. not threateningly, seemingly more relaxed.

stink? bad enough smells can be tasted, and they can certainly fill a room.

as for a material, perhaps water. Water can fit in your mouth, but it can also fill a room.

a liquid.

though if we get the second chance wrong, I've got a riddle for him....

riddlee, riddlie.... none of them look right. lol. But yes, its a very open ended riddle in my mind with several answers capable of being "right".

much like the old "I run, but never walk" line. River, OR Fence can work there. But if you add "I never move, yet cover large distance" then suddenly Fence is the correct one, as river waters do move.

as an aside, while I want to vote for air, I feel it is wrong, so instead say.... sound. I think the answer is sound. Specifically since we are dealing with what is apparently the "tongue" story-kin.

argument: Sounds fits in your mouth, as it originates from it. It then can easily fill a room. It also encompasses several things, such as song.

judging from our vote, it seems we will each have to give our own answers though :3

I feel like air is the "obvious" answer. That in itself makes me shy away from it.

song doesn't particularly "fit" into something, which is why I would say that's not it.

I am also assuming no in-game shenanigans will circumvent these riddles. (IE, bluff, SM, etc)

well, you heard'em. Let's hear these riddles of yours.

I'm sorry, I swear I rolled the will save, I think the board ate the post without my knowledge.

sensemotive: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14

Hmm, immortality always has a price I suppose... as for why? Its simple. The only reason I am seeking them is that from what we were told by the other storykin we met that they would help us get back to our dimension. As for your riddles... what happens if we get them wrong?

sensemotive: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14

yup, I believe em

would the hot tea still require me a will save? it may not even be the drinks, so I was just wondering.

Thank you kindly for the drinks, Though I would rather have water if that is ok? No insult intended, I just never liked flavored drinks.

bluff: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (11) + 15 = 26

As he says, we aren't sure how we got here, but I will be straight up with you. We met some rather crazy folk shouting about us finding.... The conspirators? And something about Sonneoas tokens (purposefully mis-pronounced)

he shrugs

Not sure what he was talking about, you know anything about it?

sleight of hand: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (1) + 15 = 16

Tariel attempts to begin juggling as well, but is still a little off-put by the staring bears.

seriously? double 1s??? are we doing auto-fail checks on roll of 1?

Ahem.. that was a warm up. But now, the show!

sleight of hand: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (20) + 15 = 35

he then starts to do acrobatics while continuing to juggle.

acrobatics: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (20) + 18 = 38 ok, I'm fine with this I suppose.

perception: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (1) + 18 = 19 [ooc] Awwww right. [/dice]

well yes, Perhaps, but um, do you see those bears? They quite obviously aren't like the ones back home. oh boy. Its staring at us... I don't think this will end well.

Tariel is too distracted to pay attention to the tattoos.

sorry, for some reason the forums completely removed this game from my campaign tab. (both discussion and gameplay) And were it not for another thread I would still be waiting for an update.... anywho, I'll post once I get home and catch up

Tariel leans to Kae. Nope, but at least I know the names of the places... I think.

He clears his throat and speaks to Blanco. Alright then. Blanco, you said right? Could you perhaps show us the way to this Garracy?

Tariel just stands staring at the man.

Yep, I knew it. That last tomb got me. I've lost my mind, what's worse I don't even know how I am making up this stuff, I've never even heard of it.

He shakes his head vigorously.

Nothing you said made any sense. Matter of fact, I question my own sanity just hearing you say it.

He walks to the man.

Not to be rude, but I can't let you leave until I know where we are, and I have a map of some kind. Also as to how we got here. Pretend we know nothing about his place and try explaining it again ok?

because we sure don't...

As he returns.

Who? Who is this? and why should we be afraid of him? and who were the other 4 that were beating you. And why?

Tariel Asks with his arms crossed.

Tariel casts prestidigitation on his new clothes and gear before donning them. And on anyone else using stained gear.

oops, I read it as 1 chain shirt. I'll take on then as well

Before he heads out he pauses moves back to the battered remains and looks around. If he finds any clothes his size he will shameless take them and don them. If not, he shrugs and removes the top small shirt before placing the chain over him. Also, as if a secondary thought, he picks up 3 daggers and slides them on his waist.

As he looks back up he notes kaelin. Darling, you must tell me your fashion teacher. You look absolutely stunning! he manages to say straight faced before letting out a slight chuckle.

I always approve of shamless plugs ;) I jest. But if I had any extra cash I'd gladly look around, sadly, as a college student I don't have any period. Ha-ha.

Alex sigh. should have taken my offer.. Would at least have a corpse left. Oh well.

I have some rudimentary first aid knowledge, but I doubt it would help much...

He walks over and picks up two of the short blades

I'll take these. Hey. Little red. You want the chain armor or is it mine. Probably need to clean it first though. I'm surprised it survived to be honest.

He latches the sheathes on his back in an X and sighs.

well that feels slightly more comfy. I'm going to take a look around, anyone that's good at staying inconspicuous can tag along. Gonna go find their 4th friend if I can as well. Won't be long. The rest of you see what you can do for him. And try to get some information out of him

um.. Well, attention diverted... So, success?

oh, dinosaurs. Right. That's convienant... I still totally had this...

oohheeww, Tom Tom, that looked painful bud.

He then looks at johny.

you seriously wanted to fight.. those? Do you still? I mean, your buds are paying the price for your arrogance, but tell ya what. After they pay, I'll let you fight me instead of the giant green death machines. Sound good? Unless you just wanna go the easy way

one of two actions. If the blokes are dead, Tariel will walk over and pick up the blades, if they aren't, he will simply go full defense, and await the gooey piles that are surely coming.

turns out I buggered up my bluff numbers. It gonna wind up dropping 5 points. I overlooked the fact the two traits I had replaced the same thing. Ha-ha. Sorry!

Tariel stops, then begins to walk over.

dammit, best course of action is to take attention off the guy...

As he walks he begins to speak.

hey, hey, there's no need for all of this now. It's clear you got your point across. Look, we're on your side here so let us take it from here. Why don't you go take a well deserved rest. We'll make sure to finish everything up here.

Bluff: 1d20 + 20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 20 + 4 = 43
Spend guile point to gain +4 competence bonus

Sorry kaelin. Shoulda kept my mouth shut lol.

I would count as an improvised weapon most likely, personally I'd give it 1d8. If only because of the awkwardness of it.

Appearance

In this case, I won't use the orignal image I found for my character as it has clothes/etc in it. I'll just use this one so you can picture a face along with the ridiculous attire.

I assume the pants are 1 size small as well?

Damn, Not like me to let my guard down.. What in the world.. Where's my blades?! er, more to the point... why am I dressed in this? hm. well, I suppose I do make anything look good... at least the shoes are comfy.

Everyone ok? Other than having the feeling we've been violated? Anyone have any Idea where we are? He goes about subtlety pulling his suit attempting to stretch it out a bit without ruining it.

When he hears the shouts he curses under his breath.

No rest for the confused it seems. And heads off in the direction of the shouts.

and my mechanus (a work in progress!)