Tanbeidi Dogsburn!!!'s page

Hats! Hats! Hats!

Ed-weird understand. Longshanks is silly and stoopid. They thinks writing down words is not evil. They's be losing them's souls all the time to nasty letters.

"Yes, yes we do. The important thing is making sure we don't repeat them if we can possibly help it."

No. No. No. The important thing is to find new and exciting bad decisions to make.

Silly Longshanks!

Recently I came across a GM that not only adds 2 for each opponent but has you make a separate roll for each opponent.

Me enjoyed meeting Ratnsatcher!!!

Me tell you. Fire maker is best Goblins!!!

Longshanks always saying dumb things. They almost as stupid as halflings.

I'm so confused by online vs faces I've now seen. Andrew, were you one of the group trying to get an all-kobold table in the Westin lobby Sunday night?

Some very bad people say me just green gnome. Those people *very* bad. You should not listen bad people.

Wanna see me make fire?

I took nearly all of the items from We Be Goblins and We Be Goblins Too.

Boomer is a gnome who developed Stockholm Syndrome when, as a child, he was abducted and tormented by the Licktoad tribe of goblins. He now believes he is a goblin and often uses a hat of disguise to appear to be a goblin. He also has a thing for fire.

I'm a pyrokineticist. The Licktoads liked my aptitude with flame. His Mighty Girthiness declared me goblin and a goblin I am!

Some other Pathfinders have claimed I'm a gnome. They're as crazy as Vorka.

Skyrockets are soooo much fun.

- Tanbeidi Dogsburn

Clearly the plural of Magus is Magalot. What else could it be?