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Jessica's blog wrote:
Yesteryear’s Hope is dedicated to the memory of Jack Brown, a passionate and much beloved member of our Organized Play community who passed away in 2023. It’s our honor to bring one of Jack’s memorable characters into this adventure as one of the three special guests that you can show around the festival. Much thanks to Hilary Moon Murphy, to Thurston Hillman, and especially to Jack’s family for letting us introduce Jack’s character Lucius to the world.

A FITTING TRIBUTE TO A TRUE ULFEN RAT. MAY HIS MEMORY NEVER FADE, MAY HIS LIFE BE AN INSPIRATION TO OTHERS, MAY JACK BE THE GOAL FOR WHICH ALL ULFEN ASPIRE.

THUNDERLIPS! WILL STAND GUARD FOR LUCIUS; NOW AND FOREVER.

Spoiler:
I still miss my friend…

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Sebastian Hirsch wrote:
Leg o' Lamb wrote:
BigNorseWolf wrote:
Leg o' Lamb wrote:


Hard to hurt that which does not exist. In other words, similar to the metal binder I took to the dome; nothing there to hurt.

They're fine as long as you catch the flat but OW if you get a corner....
You may need to teach Tineke proper metal binder technique.
You will not have achieved victory over her scenario until you have eaten the dagger.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

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SIDNT YOU ALREADY POST THIS?
MORE CONFUSED THAN NORMAL.

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David knott 242 wrote:


I am not sure which would be worse -- If Paizo had a vodka shot glass subscription, or if anyone actually signed up for that subscription.
Create a pint glass subscription, then we'll talk.
Every size glass is a shot glass if you are determined enough.

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SKÅL CON BEST CON!

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Totally Not Gorbacz wrote:
I'm now fully expecting Mikaze to return.
Early 2010s Paizo forum gang reunion tour!

As long as I'm not told I have to play tambourine.

YOU WILL PLAY IT AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.

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ALEX SPEIDEL MUST PURIFY HIMSELF IN THE WATERS OF LAKE MINNETONKA!

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Steven Schopmeyer wrote:
Huzzah leshy swarm!

THUNDERLIPS! CAST SUMMON LAWNMOWER

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nods approval

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Chris Marsh wrote:
[sarcasm]Oh no! Is there going to be a pants mandate? I hate when I can't put my butt on chairs. I'm out.[/sarcasm]

WHAT ABOUT THONGS? THONGS GOOD?

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MAYBE HE IS A PROUD ULFEN AFTER ALL.

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THUNDERLIPS! HOPE SO. WITH MALODOROUS GONE THUNDERLIPS! NOW HAVE NO ONE TO BUST HEADS FOR. EVEN LADY GORILLA HAVE NO NEED FOR MAN THUNDERLIPS!.

SIGH

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THUNDERLIPS! MISS UNCLE GUARIL...

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I'M SURE IT DOES.

WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE

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"Ramlock's Tower"

chortle

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Kwinten Koëter wrote:
I did a thing!

YOU SURE DID.

well done, Kwinten; well done.

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THEY ARE ACCEPTABLE

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OVER WHAT TOP? THE LITTLE SPINNY THINGS?

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Steven Schopmeyer wrote:
Yes. Thunderlips is terrible to behold.

UH..... WUT?

Spoiler:
I have toned down his description based on how others reacted. I have also reigned in the stupidity of both him and his familiar based on others at the table. He’s a big dumb barbarian that happens to wear silken ceremonial armor of a certain cut.

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CARLA! YOU MUST BRAVE THE WILDS OF THE TUNDRA WHERE POTENT, FIRM, VIRILE ULFEN ROAM.

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"SIR! THUNDERLIPS! KNIGHT CAPITAN EAGLE KNIGHT!"

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PARTY BUS! PARTY BUS! PARTY BUS!

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”GET HOT PEOPLE!”

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MALE! HUMAN! BARBARIAN!

... crickets...

blank stare

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MALE! HUMAN! BARBARIAN!

WAS THERE A RATMAN SIGHTING? THUNDERLIPS! AND LUCIUS IN SPAAAAAAAAACE?

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GM Wageslave wrote:


Jon,

I notice you have Drankin as one of your activities.

As I will be unavoidably detained running during the Overnight slots, could you please do some Drankin for me?

You can be my Designated Dranker, much like Thursty is for John Compton...

THUNDERLIPS! AM WILLING TO TAKE THAT ONE FOR THE TEAM.

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Isabelle Lee wrote:
In addition (as some of the developers already know), I'd love to see an unarmored combat option. Ideally class-agnostic, but if it had to be class-specific, barbarian would be the one. ^_^

BARBARIANS WEAR ARMOR!?

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Quandary wrote:
graystone wrote:
Take a 1d4 and put it on 1 when you rage and advance the number as you keep raging: when you flip it to 4 you're fatigued. Seems super simple to track.
Line up 4 shot glasses with spirit of choice...

nods in Quandary's general direction

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Cyrad wrote:
As long as the class can do stuff other than rage and stab things...

blank stare

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FINALLY BEST CLASS EVER GETS THE PROPER DANGEROUSLY CURIOUS CLASS OF INFLUENCE REVIEW

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SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

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Sara Marie wrote:
Ninjamancer wrote:
Darrell Lunari wrote:
What is the rule or guidelibe if we wish to drop a game late (such as of we find unscheduled activities like the Delvs I read about)
There will be a corkboard in the center bit at Paizocon that people can pin unwanted/needed/conflicting tickets to and others can come by and take them
I lost the corkboard :( but we used a table last year near the delves and that seemed to work out well.

THE CORK BOARD IS DEAD! LONG LIVE THE CORK BOARD!

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THUNDERLIPS decides Lucius need to work on ratman's ability to pick up passive aggrssive niceness.

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BretI wrote:
Nomadical wrote:

But what exactly is "Minnesota nice?" Smiling and complimenting their shirt while bashing their teeth in with a hockey stick?

And I can't wait to meet you, too, Eadie! Along with everyone else, of course.

More smiling, less Hockey unless you are on the ice. If you are on the ice, you really should be wearing appropriate gear!

"WELL. THAT POST WAS DIFFERENT."

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DJ Cheezy-Churl wrote:
Douglas Edwards wrote:
I know that several of my fellow local VOs would have a blast with this sort of opportunity to generate content. I think the QC problems are a little bit overblown...

My biggest concerns would be the possible departure from accepted Golarion canon and the temptation to fall into fanservice.

I'm playing in Minnesota and while the Minnesota crew is a great bunch of folks (love you guys!), if that leadership is responsible for the creation and oversight of our regional content, I fear those mission briefings from Venture-Captain THUNDERLIPS! and how "Lucious" Lucius Vizinni might repurpose Absolam's Grand Lodge.

And I think a lot of Secondary Success Conditions might involve drink and drinking.

Mission:THUNDERLIPS!:
SIR THUNDERLIPS!, Knight Captain, Eagle Knight, strides down the halls of Skyreach. A chicken struts beside him. THUNDERLIPS! whistles the jaunty notes of a traditional Ulfen drinking song. One hand carries his earthbreaker, TONDERNOTTER, the other a wooden keg, papers sand-witched between both arms and his silky glowing blond chest pelt. He nods at you all gathered in his office; "The Not-So-Restful Pathfinder Retreat."

"GOOD MORNING PATHFINDERS!" the tall Ulfen bellows as he sets the keg on the table and rests his trusty hammer against his chair.

"YOU ALL WERE SELECTED FOR A MISSION OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE. THE HALL OF THE DRUNKEN HERO REACHED OUT FOR OUR HELP FOR A RATHER DELICATE MANNER. SOMEONE OR SOMETHING IS POISONING THE BEER SERVED IN THE HALL. THIS HAS CAUSED A CRISIS OF FAITH AMONG THE FAITHFUL. SO FAR THEIR DIVINATIONS HAVE REVEALED NOTHING MORE THAN JUDICIOUS USES OF LESSER RESTORATION TO REMOVE THEIR HANGOVERS. THE PRIESTS HAVE PRODUCED A LIST OF POSSIBLE SUSPECTS. Give players handout #1: A cleric of Abadar, a warpriest of Calistria, a hop farmer, and Nigel Aldain

"INVESTIGATE THESE PEOPLE AND DETERMINE IF ANY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SACRIL-, SACROLO-, THIS BLASPHEMY AGAINST A HOLY BEVERAGE MORE THAN JUST A BREAKFAST DRINK."

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"I CAN UPGRADE THUNDERCOCK TO A NIGHTMARECOCK?"

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THE BALLROOM WILL ROCK WHEN MIGHTY, POTENT, VIRILE, ULFEN HQ THE OVERNIGHT SLOTS

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Tineke Bolleman wrote:
jon dehning wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
Removed a post.

How on Asmodeus's green earth did someone need to have a post removed from this thread?

wow...

Dont know. Did thunderlips drop his studded leather thong?

IT IS SILK NOW, THANKYOUVERYMUCH.

THE THONG CAN NOT FALL WHEN HELD ALOFT BY MIGHTY, POTENT, FIRM, UNYEILDING ULFEN LINEAGE. SO THERE'S THAT.

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Eyes dart to and fro, before settling on the brightly feathered tengu.

GODS! HAS SHELYN HERSELF COME TO COMFORT THUNDERLIPS! IN THUNDERLIPS!'S TIME OF NEED? NOW I MUST FIGHT, MY DEAR GODDES OF LOVE, SO THAT THUNDERLIPS! MAY HAVE TIME TO LOVE THE LADIES.

Arms rise from the floor; hands, weak, grasp at the void clutching nothing; no schedule; no list of scenarios.. A low, throaty grumbling escapes the prone barbarian.

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THUNDERLIPS! lays on the floor, his face even more blank than normal. His eyes bore a hole in some unseen terror from beyond the stars. His breathing is rapid and shallow.

the horror... the horror...

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"LADY PUSHITALITTLE MAKE HER APPEARANCE AS SOON AS SHE RECOVERS FROM INTRODUCTION OF ULFEN LINEAGE. SHE MIGHT BE FASHIONABLE IF SHE CAN FIND HER FASHION"

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"SO... COLD. SO... EMPTY..."

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jon dehning wrote:
Hilary Moon Murphy wrote:

This’ll be your first star, Ladile? For some reason, I thought you had two already! You’ve been such a wonderful GM so far!

I want to throw confetti and celebrate this milestone, because I’ve loved watching your tables!

Hmm

Hilary proves that, yes, you can critically fail a skill check.

"WHY YOU GOTTA POST LIKE THAT? DID TALLOW GET YOUR PASSWORD?"

Ulfen and chicken shake all their heads.

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The room is cold. Dark. Needle pricks race up and down THUNDERLIPS!'S spine. His fingers are numb from the cold. The Abyss stares at him; its never shifting gaze absorbs all light.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the Ulfen man-child screams.Slumping over, the barbarian reaches out a hand towards the gaping maw in the floor.

"JUST ONE SLOT.... ONE... SLOT..."

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THUNDERLIPS!’S eyes grow wide at the mention of “aerodynamic” even though he has no idea what the word means.

”MAN THUNDERLIPS!”

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Sunnendel Needlefeet wrote:
Leg o' Lamb wrote:
Silbeg wrote:
Zach Davis wrote:
Awesome! Thanks Silbeg. Can't wait to see what's on the schedule.

Lots of classics.

I, personally, am running Hall of Drunken Heroes. Some would say it is apt.

I plan to introduce players to the nicest halflings they will ever meet.
I scrawny yet well muscle toned halfling strides into the room. "Drunken Hero's." " Are you calling me?" " That is me." "Can I help?" "I come prepared!" "I got whisky." "Mead." "Brandy." "Ale." "Whatever you need." the halfling rattles off in near seconds

Both THUNDERLIPS! and THUNDERCOCK! eye the new arrival.

”HEEEEYYYYY... YER SMALL ARENT YOU?”

Ulfen and chicken move to either side of the unsuspecting halfling.

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THUNDERLIPS! looks around, nervous and sweaty. The itching grows. THUNDERLIPS!'S eyes dart around the room. He is looking for something yet his admittedly small understanding of the world can not process his feeling of existential dread.

"ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!"

The Primal Scream echoes.

THUNDERLIPS! drops to his knees, trembling. The pattern on the stone floor loses focus. A swirling pattern replaces the floor. Falling yet not falling, eyes wide with terror, THUNDERLIPS! gazes in to the Abyss. The Abyss gazes back.

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Tineke Bolleman wrote:
Hilary Moon Murphy wrote:


What’s Happening in your Community?

Who made you laugh? What do you remember? What stories do you have to tell?

Hmm

THUNDERLIPS! Happened in my Community. The Community at large has not recovered yet.

;)

THUNDERLIPS! BLAMES KARTOFFEL. THUNDELIPS! ALSO KNOWS BEER COMES IN PINT SIZE GLASSES; ORDERS LITER ANYWAY.

"Hey! What's this using two hands shit, Auke?"

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HILARY MISS ROWDINESS OF OLD FOUR UMS! CHOPCHOP! SHE SAYS THERE IS NO AIR IN THESE FOUR UMS, WHICH THUNDERLIPS! FIND HARD TO BELIEVE AS AS DEVELOPER HIGHER THAN CAPTAIN JOHN CMPTON TELLS THUNDERLIPS! AIR IS NEEDED FOR SOUND AND THUNDERLIPS! HEARS MANY THINGS IN THESE FOUR UMS.

LIKE JUST IN WOOD POND, THUNDERLIPS! READY TO BRING THE ROWDY BACK. ASK NETHER PEO-, NO... NEDE... NO... DUTCH PEOPLE? THEY SAW THUNDERLIPS!'S NEW SILK THONG IN ACTION. NEW THONG BROUGHT SOMETHING THEY SAID. THUNDERLIPS! BELIEVE IT BROUGHT THE ROWDY BACK.

AS THE... UM, UH... RES UH DENT PATHFINDER DANGEROUSLY CURIOUS MAN OF INFLUENCE THUNDERLIPS! WILL DO MORE FOR ROWDY AIR IN FOUR UMS. YOU CAN NOT BLAME THUNDERLIPS! FOR THE SMELL-O-FOUR UMS, THOUGH. IT WAS LIKE THAT WHEN THUNDERLIPS! GOT HERE.

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Tineke Bolleman wrote:
See? This is what I have to deal with :(

YOU HANDLE INTRODUCTION OF ULFEN LINEAGE; FIRM, POTENT ULFEN LINEAGE.

Race

HP 19/19 Hero Points 1/1 AC 18 (21 Shield) Saves F+6 R+8 W+7 Perc +5 Exploration Scout

Classes/Levels

Active Conditions: n/a Reactions: n/a Speed 25/35 feet (25 while wielding shield)

Gender

Male Centaur Gambler Monk

About Olynthus

Character Number 171333-2015
Ancestry Centaur (Fleetwind)
Background Gambler
Class Monk; Level 1; Experience 8
Size Large
Traits Humanoid, Beast, Centaur
Deity Nivi Rhombodozzle
Languages Common, Fey, Kellid
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SENSES
Perception +5 [T]
Special Senses Darkvision
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DEFENSES
HIT POINTS 19/19

ARMOR CLASS
AC 18 [X]

SHIELD
+3 Circumstance, 6 Hardness (24/24 HP, 12 BT)

Proficiency
Unarmored [E]

SAVING THROWS
Fortitude +6 [E]
Reflex +8 [E]
Will +7 [E]
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OFFENSE

Speed 25 (35 when not wielding shield)

Melee Strikes
Ramming Horn +7 (1d8+4 Bludgeoning) (Forceful, Shove, nonlethal, unarmed) (+1 circumstance bonus if the last action was Stride, Climb, Swim, Fly)

Unarmed Strike +7 (1d6+4 Bludgeoning) (Finesse, Agile, nonlethal, unarmed)

Weapon Proficiencies
simple [t], unarmed [t]
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SKILLS
Athletics +7 [t]
Deception +2 [t]
Games Lore +3 [T]
PFS Lore +3 [T]
Medicine +5 [T]
Society +3 [T]
Survival +5 [T]

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ABILITY SCORES
STR +4, DEX +3, CON +1, INT +0, WIS +2, CHA +0
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FEATS

Ancestry Feats and Abilities
Heritage 1st: Fleetwind
1st: Practiced Brawn

Skill Feats
Background: Lie to Me
2nd: blah blah
4th: blah blah
Bonus: blah blah

General Feats
3rd: blah blah

Class Feats and Abilities
Feature 1st: Flurry of Blows, Powerful Fist
1st: Rushing Goat Stance
2nd:
Feature 3rd:
4th:
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EQUIPMENT

Gear Fortress Shield, Adventurer’s Pack, Climbing Kit, Healer’s Toolkit, Explorer’s clothing

Money
12 GP, 6 SP, 8 CP (6/18/25)
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Item:

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  • 1. 6-05 Silver Bark Golden Blades
  • 2. 1-11 Flames of Rebellion

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