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Tonight's class lecture in my TX Master Naturalist course was on the reptiles and amphibians of Texas.

The lecturer on amphibians felt it important for us to be well-versed in frog mating positions (she showed us a chart of nine) and then a slideshow, and gave us a quiz we had to answer over Zoom chat.
She called it the Kermit Sutra.
This is not what I was expecting when I signed up.
The snake guy who followed her after the break was more run-of-the-mill, mostly identification and quizzing on facts-vs-old wives tales.

EDIT: Of COURSE this would be a top-of-the-page post. Good grief. I am fully dressed.

How much of the Kermit Sutra involved a pig?

Asking for a friend.

My old boss told me yesterday that I should spend more time talking to humans. Does this count?

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

lisamarlene wrote:

However, czarnina is the soup of the gods.

Provided that the gods like soup made from ducks' blood, prunes, sultanas, and homemade noodles.

It tastes better than it sounds.

I used to get it at Przybylo's White Eagle in Niles, Illinois. That was the restaurant and banquet hall across the street from the Polish Catholic cemetery. I lost track of how many family wedding and funeral banquets we went to there over the years.
It's also the last place I went for dinner with my Aunt and Uncle before they died. Sadly, that night, the soup was only mushroom barley.

I love sultanas.

You know sultanas are not female sultans, right?

looks down at bowl

...then what exactly have I been eating?

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My retirement plan involves waiting for all my old Beanie Babies to become valuable again.

Ferlintokezeirquizes wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

I think next time I go camping I'll just rent a hotel room.

Gonna pitch a tent in the lobby?

... I really hope that's not a euphemism...

Do you want a euphemism? Because I can give you one...

PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woran wrote:

Cap'n Yesterday, FaWtL Tourism wrote:

I'm pretty sure we win in all three categories.

Yeah, but our cheese is the best.

...do you have dairy queens, though?

I think the proper term is Lacto-Homosexual.

Fabio's name has 5 letters and 3 vowels. *gasps* Is your name also Fabio?

Marvy fab. Sounds like a gas. It's really boss. Don't bogart all the fun, man. Let's pull a brody and burn rubber in my cherry woody.

[bad French accent]Sacre Tableau! Un speaking table![/bad french accent]

Look at me. I'm beautiful.

*struts his stuff on the catwalk*
*on the catwalk*
*yeah*
*shakes his little tush on the catwalk*

*looks fabulous*

It's quiet in here tonight.

Aw, why does the regular guy get all the chicks?