HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
Though still not pleased with being drenched, Stuffing seems to calm down somewhat as the group is able to traverse the small waterfalls without too much bumping and splashing about. She remains perched on the bow, hoping the small breeze being kicked up by their passage will dry out her feathers a bit.
Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
"Bawwwk!"
Right like this and it'll be smooth sailing the rest of way! I hope.
HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
As the group settles into the canoe and begins rowing, Stuffing perches precariously on the bow as it proves a steadier spot over Corona's shoulder as she rows.
"Bawk."
This isn't so bad...hey, why haven't we done this before?
But as the river begins to narrow and the canoe speeds up, Stuffing's claws dig more tightly into the wood of the bow and she flaps her wings a bit with displeasure.
"Bawk!"
Hey whoa, I thought this was supposed to be a nice, relaxing ride! Is this going to keep up?
The chicken peers down the river as if trying to determine an answer to her question.
Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21
HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
The chicken blinks and then looks up at Chou, cocking her head slightly to one side.
"Bawwwk?"
Wait, are you talking to me? I'm just here for the sights and the free cornbread.
HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
Stuffing flaps down from Corona's shoulder to stretch her legs, pecking and scratching a bit at the ground as she struts around. At her human's words she looks up and utters a rather scolding-sounding cluck.
"Bawwwk!"
I told you you needed to dress lighter! No wonder you're tired, with all that metal weighing you down.
HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
From atop Corona's shoulder/backpack, Stuffing blinks peevishly as she looks around the strange forest.
Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
"Bawk."
You always get us into the craziest predicaments...
HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
Stuffing looks at Hamish with an appraising eye and then clucks her approval.
"Bawk!"
I like him, he asks good questions and has good taste in breads.
HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
From underneath the chair, the chicken pauses in its pecking to look up.
"Bawk."
If they don't like cornbread, they're crazy - angels or not!
HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
Stuffing, who's spent most of her time nesting as best as she can in Corona's pack since all this business with Ivvora and the Twinhorns started, pops her head out as she feels the atmosphere change and grow warmer now that they stand within the fey court.
Noting that Corona seems to be scowling at some great...pine-tree-bird-person...the chicken flutters out of the pack and over to peck at the King's foot slightly with her beak.
"Bawk!"
I don't know what you did to make her make that face but shape up! Or I'll eat your share of the cornbread!
Intimidate (Aid): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
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HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
"Bawk!"
Damn right I want the cornbread!
HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
Noticing both 575 - who is at least a familiar face - and Draklor giving her the side-eye, Stuffing fluffs her feathers a bit.
"Bawwwwwk."
Don't even think about it or there'll be no cornbread for you!
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HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
On cue, the rather wet and bedraggled chicken utters an extremely grumpy-sounding cluck, fluttering down from Corona's shoulder and onto the ground.
"Bawk!"
You *REALLY* owe me all the cornbread after all that...
HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
For her part, Stuffing seems rather pleased at all the not-lunch attention she's garnering from this new group of people and preens a bit as the half-elf cautiously pets her feathers.
"Bawk."
Now *this* is more like it. I like this bunch; we should keep them around.
HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
Meanwhile, the chicken looks around the room and utters a rather pleased-sounding cluck.
"Bawk!"
A nice, dry room. This mission is already off to a much better start than the last one you dragged me on!
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HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
From her somewhat shaky perch atop Corona's shoulder, Stuffing offers a disgruntled cluck as she turns her head this way and that.
"Bawk!"
You're going to owe me *all* the cornbread after we get out of here.
Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
For her part, Stuffing shakes her head. Being wet was not agreeable to her and neither were all these animal-faced freaks, no matter how nice they might be.
"Bawk!"
Are you sure this is safe? If she swallows us whole I'm going to be very cross with you and everyone else in this room!
HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
A small chicken, who had been dozing sight unseen beneath one of the chairs opens her eyes. She hops up and takes a look around for a moment before trotting after Corona.
"Bawk!"
Water? I hope you know what we're doing...we chickens aren't exactly known for buoyancy...
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HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
The chicken looks at the egg and then at the woman.
"Bawk..."
This is payback for the rope thing, isn't it?
After a moment, she nudges the woman's hands until the egg is carefully placed on the ground. Then she takes up a familiar position - the Mama Hen.
"Bawk!"
I guess I can do that. I'd almost serve myself on a platter for a piece of that cornbread!
The young woman simply smiles happily as the pair return to watching the sunset...
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Fin.
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HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
Pecking at the grass nearby, Stuffing almost seems to look up at Corona and 575 with a look of alarm.
"Bawk!?"
I'm a chicken, not a travel agent! Get someone else to haul you through the skies!
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HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
And as if to add insult to injury, from behind Corona comes a long, slow, "Baaaaawk...."
Intimidate (Aid Another; Smaller Size): 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 - 4 = 18
Don't be a chicken, guy. That's my job.
HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
Stuffing seems pleased with herself too and preens a bit as she hops down from Corona's head and follows her back to the others.
"Bawk!"
Yeah, that's right - you better run.
HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
From atop Corona's head, Stuffing flaps her wings in agreement and fluffs herself up as menacingly as she can.
"Bawk!"
Hear that? I'm a battle chicken! Fear me!
Intimidate (Aid; Smaller Than Target): 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 - 4 = 3
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Okay since we've had good luck with nearly everyone else so far I can just laugh at my ridiculous rolls! Also, did you know that chickens have a 13 Cha stat somehow?
HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
The chicken looks up from her meal of cracker crumbs for just a moment.
"Bawk!"
Possessed? Possessed with a talent for making tasty breads, maybe!
She then goes back to eating.
HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
Flapping down from her perch on Corona's head, the chicken begins pecking at the bits of paper still drifting through the air and settling on the grass.
Glowbugs! I was getting ready for another snack anyway.
However she quickly seems to realize that the papers are neither glowbugs nor particularly tasty and utters a rather irritated, "Bawk!"
These aren't glowbugs at all! What sort of cruel joke is this!?
HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
"Bawk!"
Great view from up here! Keep it up!
HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
Meanwhile, the chicken flaps and flails her way up onto Corona's head to better see and direct the action.
"Bawk!"
Nice one! Now get in there and put that oversized poker to use!
HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
From her safe vantage point, the Corona's fine feathered friend continues to squawk and flap her wings as the group deals with the overzealous canines.
"Bawk!"
Almost done and you didn't even have to use the other bird as bait! Huzzah!
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HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
Having continuing following after Corona despite all the ruckus and noise of battle, the chicken continues to do so...although the excited barking and growling of the dogs nearby does seem to give her pause. She clumsily flaps her way up onto the center pedestal.
"Bawk!"
I'm not scared! I can just see better from here, that's all.
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HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
As if in agreement with this, the chicken (who somehow managed to trail the group to the museum) utters a "Bawk!"
How'd you think it was so easy to keep following you?
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HP: 19/19 l AC: 14, T 12, FF 14 l CMD 7 l F +3, R +2, W +5 l Init +4 l Senses: Perception +5, Low Light Vision, Scent Female Chicken Familiar 3 l Active Conditions:
The chicken seems unperturbed by Corona's yelling and arm flailing and attempts to flutter up to rest on her head.
"Bawk!"
I know you've got more cornbread - you've got that shifty look! You're hiding it! Come on, fork it over!
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