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I initially thought of Genesis so like all of those variations.
I also quite like Pathfinder Online: The Patricians

You two have too much time on your hands...;)

Here is my dubious effort
Paizo and Goblinworks have my permission to use this clip as they see fit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESTuM8lWP5w&feature=youtu.be

Haven't read all of this thread yet so apologies if someone else has suggested this.
How about crafting "secret"pockets into your armour or robes, that give you unlootable inventory slots, say 4 or 5 (a small amount anyway). That way you can at least carry some unequipped items that are safe. Your latest treasure or potions/wands etc.