| Stephan Nilian |
Male Human Alchemist (Chirurgeon) (Vivisectionist) (Internal Alchemist) 1 l AC 15 T 11 FF 14 l HP 9/9 l Fort +3; Ref +3; Will +2 l Init +1 l Perc +7
Stephan laughs at all these jokes, and can't help, but add one more.
"On a ship called Paradise there lived a wizard name Jax, and a parrot named Gren. Jax hated Gren because whenever he did magic tricks for the captain, and crew the parrot would scream out the trick. "IT'S IN HIS SLEVEE, SQUAK. HE HID IT UNDER THE TABLE, SQUAK. HE JUST MADE IT VANISH FOR A SECOND, SQUAK!" Now Jax kept trying, and trying to ignore Gren, but one day he snapped. He threw a fireball at Gren, but Gren dodged it. The fireball hit the alchemist fire room, and the entire ship was blown up. The only survivors were Jax, and Gren. Jax was floating on a piece of the ship when Gren came up and said "ALRIGHT I GIVE UP. WHERE'D YOU PUT THE BOAT?"