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13 posts. Alias of Void Dragon.


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Male Human Alchemist (Chirurgeon) (Vivisectionist) (Internal Alchemist) 1 l AC 15 T 11 FF 14 l HP 9/9 l Fort +3; Ref +3; Will +2 l Init +1 l Perc +7

Stephan laughs at all these jokes, and can't help, but add one more.

"On a ship called Paradise there lived a wizard name Jax, and a parrot named Gren. Jax hated Gren because whenever he did magic tricks for the captain, and crew the parrot would scream out the trick. "IT'S IN HIS SLEVEE, SQUAK. HE HID IT UNDER THE TABLE, SQUAK. HE JUST MADE IT VANISH FOR A SECOND, SQUAK!" Now Jax kept trying, and trying to ignore Gren, but one day he snapped. He threw a fireball at Gren, but Gren dodged it. The fireball hit the alchemist fire room, and the entire ship was blown up. The only survivors were Jax, and Gren. Jax was floating on a piece of the ship when Gren came up and said "ALRIGHT I GIVE UP. WHERE'D YOU PUT THE BOAT?"


Male Human Alchemist (Chirurgeon) (Vivisectionist) (Internal Alchemist) 1 l AC 15 T 11 FF 14 l HP 9/9 l Fort +3; Ref +3; Will +2 l Init +1 l Perc +7

Stephan thinks for a moment, and begins to speak.

"Well I know this tale of a mermaid, and a sailor. This isn't your average tale though, the mermaid was actually a witch, and the sailor a cleric of goodness, and purity. When they met on some rocks in the middle of a storm the mermaid saved the man, and brought him back to her lair. She had seen him from afar, and wanted to make him hers.

He wasn't so happy about that idea because she was an evil witch, and so she went about trying to corrupt this cleric. She tried for twelve days, and twelve nights before on the thirteenth day he cracked. He swore that he would commit the evilest act he knew before sunset to prove himself. The mermaid smiled, and gave him a magic rope, dagger, and vial. The vial contained a sleeping potion that no-one could resist. The dagger would kill you with just a nick, or scratch. The rope was enchanted, so that after it had bound someone it would never let go until they were dead. The cleric picked up these tools, and told her he would be back with a proper sacrifice soon.

He left for almost the entire day. The mermaid was starting to get worried when he arrived at the entrance to the cave. He showed her a bottle of fine wine that he had lifted off of his victim, and he wanted to share it with her. She accepted, and took a long drink. When she woke next, she was bound with her own rope on an altar next to another man. She saw that the cleric was standing there with the knife. He smiled at her, and told her that the evilest thing he could imagine would be to kill everything, and everyone.

He killed both the witch, and the man that night before leaving in the morning to keep killing. They say that if you see a lone cleric who asks to share your fire, and offers you wine, then you should kill him before he kills you."

Stephan lets the tale sit for a moment trying to see who liked it, and who didn't.

"And this is why you should be careful with what you wish for."


Male Human Alchemist (Chirurgeon) (Vivisectionist) (Internal Alchemist) 1 l AC 15 T 11 FF 14 l HP 9/9 l Fort +3; Ref +3; Will +2 l Init +1 l Perc +7

Stephan smiles at the dwarf's toast. He raises his glass towards the barkeep, and adds a little bit more to it.

"And if you fail to become great then you can always open up a tavern!"


Male Human Alchemist (Chirurgeon) (Vivisectionist) (Internal Alchemist) 1 l AC 15 T 11 FF 14 l HP 9/9 l Fort +3; Ref +3; Will +2 l Init +1 l Perc +7

Stephan looks at Oliver, and can't seem to find a beard on him. He chuckles as he responds to the dwarf.

"Dwarf, it seems like you need to get your eyes checked. I don't see a beard on Oliver."


Male Human Alchemist (Chirurgeon) (Vivisectionist) (Internal Alchemist) 1 l AC 15 T 11 FF 14 l HP 9/9 l Fort +3; Ref +3; Will +2 l Init +1 l Perc +7

Stephan looks at Reinald with something approaching respect.

"Hey friend ignore the dwarf he's just sad that you have both of your legs."


Male Human Alchemist (Chirurgeon) (Vivisectionist) (Internal Alchemist) 1 l AC 15 T 11 FF 14 l HP 9/9 l Fort +3; Ref +3; Will +2 l Init +1 l Perc +7

Stephan sighs.

"Nevermind, I think I'll find someone more willing to celebrate today."

Stephan walks over to Alwen.

"Do you mind if I sit here? With the way people have been acting I don't want to offend you by sitting down without permission."


@FalconEx looks good to me, but half-elves have adaptability as a racial, so they get a skill focus feat for free at first level, so that's an added bonus.


Good luck to everybody, and may your sails ever be full of wind, and your chests with plunder.


Male Human Alchemist (Chirurgeon) (Vivisectionist) (Internal Alchemist) 1 l AC 15 T 11 FF 14 l HP 9/9 l Fort +3; Ref +3; Will +2 l Init +1 l Perc +7

"Why does everybody assume I'm trying to take away his other hand? I'm just asking to look at the quality of the work done before, and see if I could do better."


Male Human Alchemist (Chirurgeon) (Vivisectionist) (Internal Alchemist) 1 l AC 15 T 11 FF 14 l HP 9/9 l Fort +3; Ref +3; Will +2 l Init +1 l Perc +7

"Well it is quite obvious, and you aren't going to any great lengths to hide them, but thank you for the compliment anyways Sir....?"


Male Human Alchemist (Chirurgeon) (Vivisectionist) (Internal Alchemist) 1 l AC 15 T 11 FF 14 l HP 9/9 l Fort +3; Ref +3; Will +2 l Init +1 l Perc +7

"I hope not! I'm a healer by trade, and taking away limbs should only happen when it is needed. I just wanted to see what other people have done to help out, and see if I can learn anything, or make their work better."


Male Human Alchemist (Chirurgeon) (Vivisectionist) (Internal Alchemist) 1 l AC 15 T 11 FF 14 l HP 9/9 l Fort +3; Ref +3; Will +2 l Init +1 l Perc +7

A man in the some brown clothes walks in. He has an untamed black beard, and carries with him a saw, and a small healing kit. As he walks in he notices the dwarf who is missing quite a few limbs. He walks over with a small gleam in his eye.

"Hello Sir. I'm have decided to come here for a moment to celebrate the impending return of the Blue Maiden, and I couldn't help but notice you have peg legs, and a hook hand. Would you mind if I examined them?"

As he speaks he looks at all the others in the room.


Here is Void Dragon's submission ready for inspection.