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Oh man. A fireball that causes bludgeoning damage and forces a save vs a great condition?! Yes please!

That made me laugh as well, except for the COMPLETELY AWESOME spell list! Be careful what you wish for...
Could you use the grease spell to coat the body of your slain enemy for swallowing purposes? That seems like a great way to prevent your nemesis from being resurrected to harass you again.
Fighter:"Sweet! We won! We've slain the High Priest of Margarine!"
Cleric:"I eat him."

I do not make bargains. Souls are yummy like Paula Deen's chicken pot pie.

If Ssrintal took Vital Strike next level, and someone cast Enlarge Person on him, max crit with a greataxe would be:
3d6+22+3d6+22+3d6+22(crit)+3d6(vital strike doesn't get multiplied)= 138 max damage.
But thats like a perfect storm of whoopass, which isn't realistic. It's like those DPR threads; a mental exercise and not really that meaningful in game.

Maybe next level Ssrintal will take Vital Strike for to kill harder. Run. Run while you can.

Do not be ashamed, pretty demon. Ssrintal has been known to scare many in his time. But Ssrintal is fairly certain that his math-fu is stronger than his intelligence can account for.
I do admit to a bit of min/maxing, but the race/template combo was too tempting to pass up.

Glorious carnage awaits us!

Ssrintal is finished. I believe all my maths are correct and my monster-fu is strong. Let me know if you see anything that needs adjustment, and I hope to be one of the (un)lucky warriors of Hell.