Snow: 435/435hp AC 64/flat 45/touch 45 Fort+32, Ref+30, Wil+24; Fox: 244/244hp AC 42/flat 21/touch 32 Fort+19, Ref+18, Wil+21; Pepp: 346/346hp AC 32/flat 19/touch 21 Fort+22, Ref+20, Wil+17
Pretty certain the teleport could not move the colossal creature as it would need CL24 or higher to do so. I'm also not seeing true seeing or the like on Mr. Puggles. Doesn't Kuchen have Blur or similar on? Obviously many would likely still hit, but that and natural 1s could drastically change that damage. Also, I really should not have stepped back on my optimization. EDIT While I don't see anything in the teleport spell itself talking about squeezing, the Hostile Juxtaposition spell that utilizes teleport does not allow a creature to teleport if it is squeezing. Maybe not enough to apply it to teleport, but relevant I thought.
Snow: 435/435hp AC 64/flat 45/touch 45 Fort+32, Ref+30, Wil+24; Fox: 244/244hp AC 42/flat 21/touch 32 Fort+19, Ref+18, Wil+21; Pepp: 346/346hp AC 32/flat 19/touch 21 Fort+22, Ref+20, Wil+17
Snowflake: Swift: Enters Crane (Always Fighting Defensively), Outslug, and Dragon Style,
Move: forward 30ft, Standard: Drinks True Mutagen Mr. Foxerson: Swift: Bardix Performance (Inspire Courage +6 (Oratory)),
Move: 25ft to table, Standard: Summons a Ghaele Azata Peppermint:
Swift: Draw Double Barreled Pistol,
Move: 25ft forward, Standard: Fire both barrels against #9 Attack 1: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (9) + 21 = 30 Attack 2: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (18) + 21 = 39 Summary of Actions: Snowflake moves up fighting defensively, Mr. Foxerson moves and summons a Ghaele Azata while granting Inspire Courage +6, Peppermint shoots out beams of cheer doing Damage 1: 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14Damage 2: 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12
Snow: 435/435hp AC 64/flat 45/touch 45 Fort+32, Ref+30, Wil+24; Fox: 244/244hp AC 42/flat 21/touch 32 Fort+19, Ref+18, Wil+21; Pepp: 346/346hp AC 32/flat 19/touch 21 Fort+22, Ref+20, Wil+17
Snowflake recoils at the horrific image, then looks at Timmy. "This is why we don't talk about Krampus!" she says showing him the screen.
Snow: 435/435hp AC 64/flat 45/touch 45 Fort+32, Ref+30, Wil+24; Fox: 244/244hp AC 42/flat 21/touch 32 Fort+19, Ref+18, Wil+21; Pepp: 346/346hp AC 32/flat 19/touch 21 Fort+22, Ref+20, Wil+17
Snowflake whips out her North Pole Wireless 10G device. The screensaver is of a large white-bearded man in a red speedo and a tiny white-haired woman in a polkadot bikini posing at the beach. She swipes a 5-digit code to unlock the device to see her new message.
Snow: 435/435hp AC 64/flat 45/touch 45 Fort+32, Ref+30, Wil+24; Fox: 244/244hp AC 42/flat 21/touch 32 Fort+19, Ref+18, Wil+21; Pepp: 346/346hp AC 32/flat 19/touch 21 Fort+22, Ref+20, Wil+17
Snowflake looks at the woman, confused. "I didn't ask for hot chocolate. What are you talking about?" She pushes past the woman and sits down at a table. Mr. Foxerson shakes his head. "I apologize. My ward is quite intelligent, but she lacks the capacity to comprehend that I am articulate. Whatever beverages your establishment can produce would be most welcome."[/b] Mr. Foxerson begins to follow Snowflake and Peppermint to the table, but halts and turns back to the inn owner. "Oh and some peanuts if you can spare them."
Snow: 435/435hp AC 64/flat 45/touch 45 Fort+32, Ref+30, Wil+24; Fox: 244/244hp AC 42/flat 21/touch 32 Fort+19, Ref+18, Wil+21; Pepp: 346/346hp AC 32/flat 19/touch 21 Fort+22, Ref+20, Wil+17
EARLIER The sleigh that arrived in Irrisen that day was most unusual, not only for its coloring -- a bright candy apple red -- or its draught animal -- a reindeer much larger than normal with a large metal cylinder on its back -- but also because of its passengers -- two small elves and a white-haired fox. The trio disembarked, and the small elven boy talked to the reindeer who trotted off at once to find a stable. The fox stayed at the elven girl's heels as they traveled through the city. NOW Snowflake, as the elven girl is called, leads her small party to the Snowflake Inn. She smiles at the moniker and then stares at the snowman. "Well, that is funny" she says. "A snowman with no nose; how sad. Come on, Mr Foxerson. You too, Peppermint" The trio enter the inn and take in the festivities. "Krampus!?" Snowflake exclaims. "No one should ever mention that frightful colly-head!" Mr. Foxerson sighs. "What this child means to say is 'Oh, hello there. Any chance for a mug of hot chocolate?" |