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Don't worry about either Worldwound or the Pit of Gormuz swallowing the world, the imperium of man will declare exterminatus if it ever gets that far.

Clearly the next genre they're tackling will be science fantasy.

I've just recently got free time back so of everyone else is still game I am.

Grats on the twins.

you naming them Cersi and Jamie?

Please, any real nerd/geek would name their twins Luke and Leia. But congrats on the little bundles of joy.

I'd be cool with a meeting. Preferably with some drinks.

I could be wrong but my gm style is more aimed at smoothness of gameplay than anything else, so I aim to cut out as many rolls as I can.

Here's a rules question. Can you move through a dazed creatures squares without a acrobatic's check.

You wouldn't need to make the acrobatics check for the dazed creature because they literally can't do anything.

I know I already told you guys, but for the rest of May my output will be very sparse due to work but I'll try to post as much as I can when I have free time between working 16 hours a day and sleeping the rest, and don't worry Noel, Wrath will still happen as planned.

You constantly, and without explanation find yourself waking up with a fruitbasket.

Just got back from Boston and about to go knock the hell out but I'll toss me guess at this.

He is not here currently however in passing does anyone want to guess Blackerly's Alignment?

Guy seems like a bully, definitely is a fan of inflicting pain, he's pretty sloppy in his work and dollars to donuts he's a pretty big coward I'm going to guess that he's either chaotic evil or chaotic neutral but if he is CN he's so close to evil it makes no difference.

We're all goblins

Just dropping in to say ill be in new england for a few days and unable to post, ill catch up on everything sunday night when I get back.

Hey we all understand what you're saying and we won't hold anything against you. We all understand that real life happens.

Not Mario!!!! I always enjoyed seeing him in a movie.

Anastasia Delphine wrote:

I have a +3 to intelligence

I meant that to be Initiative

Int = Intelligence

But yeah my initiative is +1

Snark Victory wrote:

Are you saying he should "Get lich or die trying?"

Slow clap

You should expect some snarky comments from me by now

Enosh wrote:

Some little puppets wish they were real boys, Enosh has always wished to be a Lich king.

Spoiler alert

This AP goes to level 20, and you are in the perfect AP to realize Enosh's dream come true, Long before that level.

Are you saying he should "Get lich or die trying?"

All I know is clerics got 99 problems but a lich ain't one

I have been role playing since 1982 that should say something.

Yeah it says that you're old. ZING!!!

(and took a serious beating) for no reason... :-\

Well at least Greyfield enjoyed the show, but yeah I get what you're saying it does seem a little off-putting that for an AP where we were told to expect very little hand-holding the first problem we face we're guided through it by the chick from Mad Men.

TOOT TOOT!!!! Welome to the train station. Next stop plot point B!!!

So what you're saying is that you've got voodoo, you've got hoodoo, you've got things you ain't even tried?

Also look into the Inquisitor class, they aren't great with the illusions, but they do get sweet-ass hat as a class ability.

Sweet-ass hat: At first level the inquisitor receives a sweet-ass hat, this class ability does nothing else but give you said hat.

Trust me it's no bueno, theres a reason I don't do a ckean shave anymore.

1d2 sounds about right, though I'd probably increase the crit chance. You ever cut yourself with one of those?

There's a reason all my characters always speak Aklo haha

Interesting take on the the sound of Aklo but it is actually older than Lovecraft being first used by Machen in I think the 1890's in the story the White People.

Well you attacked the WRONG target at the start.

If Ed wanted to kill us he could have.

Well to be fair if the DM wants someone dead you can't win, they have the Summon infinite balors speel like ability

Our 16th level Cleric died, my Wizard brought her back to life with a Limited Wish. Snark's 14th Level Fighter cohort died, a few other PC's were in the negatives. But both Wizards and the Ranger hardly took damage.

It was nearly a 2 1/2 hour fight, that's all we did for the game. It was like several battleships trading shots, with the escort ships being sunk (well and brought back to life).

Fun campaign, little bit heavy on the Dungeon Crawl but still good.

Ed was clearly more forgiving. He cast Disjunction and did not hit us with all the effects of the spell.

You were actually worried? Even with my Inquisitor, "El Capitano Whoop-ass" leading the charge?

If you like Abyssal ... your probably drunk right now. And naked. Riding a blind bull. That you just raped.

That sounds like a standard saturday night where I come from...

What's your take on Aklo?

It's looking like this weekend will be pretty hectic for me so I may not be able to post until saturday night, as a warning if I do post before that it'll most likely be from my phone so be prepared for typos and unformatted text.

Dude we got this.

I see on other peoples chars that they say what their feats and traits do. Do you want me to do that too? I have no idea how to do the stuff where you click to see it.

Click on the thing that says format your text under the message box

A bit more shadow boxing in preparation...

If I can get all of just my buffs up and running lets see how much damage I can do in one attack.

Grigori's damage on an attack: 2d6 + 41 + 4d6 ⇒ (3, 4) + 41 + (6, 6, 5, 3) = 68

and that's on a single attack and I'll have 4 attacks a round if I full attack and that damage isn't counting sneak attack if I flank

So time for some out of game discussion, Noel you ready for our big throwdown with Xin later today? Just wait till you see how much damage I'm gonna be pumping out

Just a question aimed at Khara, are you making up the infernal or do you use some crazy website for it.

I am enjoying my first play-by-post as well, im also enjoying the chance to practice my accents haha.

I can only imagine Brody's face when he reads the end of this thread so far.

As a reader, you guys may want to use the discussion thread a little bit as players would discuss at a gaming table.

If that goes anything like what happens when you and I are at the same table we discuss anything but the game.

Smoak - Left to Hang on a noose but taken down before Death then Beheaded

That's gonna suuuuuuck...

Anastasia - Malicious Slander
Cudjet - No idea it isn't on his sheet
Enosh - Necromancy
Greyfield - Kidnapping
Khara - Piracy
Smoak - Slave-trading

Hey I always cast actors for my npcs and my pcs, mostly cause im horrible with descriptions

Well since my job is to basically sit in front of a computer from midnight to 8 am this is around the time you'll most likely see me posting.

Snark Victory wrote:

Oh and one more thing, this one aimed at the other rogue and the bard, how are you guys building your characters

I'm building Khara to be an evil mastermind- social skills, lots of knowledge, some magic, but mostly suited to manipulate other people to do the work.

She has disable device/also for magical traps. +8 UMD.

As for healing: I think the spells I got will be more useful than healing. But you're right, the oracle does get an extra healing/inflict spell. The problem with infernal healing is that it requires components (devil blood/unholy water). Would it make sense to take it?

Well two social skill set characters won't be a bad thing, especially if we can work past our differences, I'm sure if we work a room together they won't know what hit them. As for the magical traps, my archetype doesn't have trapfinding so that'll be a job I'll pass on to you.

I've given Ana a slight accent only because Brave was on when I typed out her first bit of dialog, now as I'm not all that great at accents it may slip from time to time, also if it gets annoying just let me know and I'll drop it completely.

It is a very 'Golarionesque' world, in fact you could say it strongly mirrors Golarion.

A lot of Golarion's rules apply here, some do not.

Let's call it 1/4 Golarion, 1/4 Greyhawk, 1/4 Forgotten Realms, 1/4 our Earth from the late 1400's and call it a day.

The gods of Golarion are present but Mitra, the Lord of Light dominates the religious landscape.

Think Church of Rome at the height of her power.

So we can use the names of countries that exist in Golarion with no problem?

Oh and one more thing, this one aimed at the other rogue and the bard, how are you guys building your characters, I am planning on focusing more on social skill, but if either of you two want that role I can pretty easily aim for something different, I have no problem pulling a Pete Rose and playing a different position, or sliding headfirst into things.

Hey I offered to make Ana a spellcaster but you told me not to change classes

Oh one question, is this taking place on Golarion? Or on a different world entirely? And if the answer is Golarion where is it located?

All I have to say is this

Of course it's bad form to ban anything from players, you as a DM exist only for the express purpose of allowing us players to have fun...

Because they have the personality and memories of the caster that became them. Think of it as less them having a gender and more that they still think of themselves as male or female.