Shove, the Shovelbold's page

"I'd like to see a Sneaky Tooth Tricky Pick done up first before silly Gnome Bouncy Mace, honestly."

"Hookclaw Diggers Rule, Sewer Dragons Drool!"

Shove hands a bucket to the really odd looking new arrival that looks closer to the different looking 'kobald' than normal kobolds.

"Shove think help best by bringing excess dirt and rock to the farm. Is down path and to right."

He doesn't even consider mentioning the bajillion traps along the way, as any kobold worth their scales knows about them.

Shove pulls out a pick and hands it to the Huntbald.

"Shove suggest digging side of cave there until tired, wait to catch breath, then start digging again. Shove be working here, too, will help out with pointers if needed. Welcome to digging!"

Shove no judge of how weird kobold look, only care if work hard to help team.

"Shove no give shovel! Is Shove's JOB! NO TAKE JOB! Shove have snarl to help mine and dig for!"

*deep breath*

"Shove no want to get sewer solids on shovel, is hard enough to clean from normal dirt. And why use wayfinders to light things if can see in dark?"

Speaking of our "different" playstyle, yesterday was an amazing example of the way we roll.

Spoilering both for length, and because the scenario was apparently an adaptation of an existing published module: "Prince Charming, Necromancer" so I don't want to ruin it for people who haven't played it.
** spoiler omitted **...

"Shove would totally work with party like that!"

"Shove prefer way is now. Is honest reality for truebloods of Absalom who aren't 'fancy-pants' 'Sewer Dragons' who get most of the good stuff."