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Time, time, everywhere a time
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, losing my mind
do this don't do that can't you read the time

Madalyn Murray O'Hair, founder of American Atheists had a son who later became a Baptist preacher. The son alleged that his mother stole more than 18 million of AA's funds, which to this day remain hidden in offshore bank accounts.

O'Hair was kidnapped and murdered by an employee of AA who cut her body into so many pieces she had to be identified by a serial number in a prosthetic hip. While kidnapped, the kidnapper forced O'Hair to buy $500,000 in gold coins with her funds. $420,000 of this money was later stolen from the kidnapper when he left the coins in a storage locker that was randomly burgled.

$420,000, you say?

Dude, squash is awesome, man,

totally.

Aren't NASA engineers already insane, that they think they can touch the sky?

A circle doesn't have a right, it is circular and without direction.

........... I want five minutes of my life back.

Too bad! With the planet's approaching demise, time is at a premium!

Unless . . . you'd like to "acquire" some.

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Whoa, man! The play's the thing, man! Marouana, man!

<Creates new alias.>

Done!