A subtle hum builds steadily before drowning out all sounds. Even the steady whir of the airship and the pulsing roar of Jacob's sphere of energy are drowned out as a monolithic figure obscures a point on the horizon. PCs, adventurers, NPCs, and aliases alike scramble frantically to be at their stations for the battle that begins, of course, right after the Big-Bad-Evil-Guy finishes his monologue in this post. A vile green glow suffuses the landscape as the monster's eye finally opens. As the creature continues its approach, drawing to the full height of a colossal sized creature, the droning hum is broken by an earthshaking cackle and the opening bars of techno music. "WrOnG TrAcK, fOoLiSh MoRTaL..." Sorry, the opening overtures of a climactic-boss-fight orchestral piece. "OOH WHEE HEE HEE KEKEKEKEKE... CiTiZeNs oF tHe PaIzO bOaRdS, yOuR tImE HaS CoMe. I hAvE aLrEaDy MaDe mY pRePaRaTiOnS fOr yOuR AsSauLT aNd HaVe GaThErEd SiX oF tHe NINE cOmPoNeNtS I NEED TO bUILd ThE NINE. As mY MiNiOn hAs WaRnEd yOu fOoLs, YoU hAvE NO cHaNcE tO sUrViVe, MaKe YoUr TiMe. TaKe YoUr BeSt ShOt WhILe yOU stILL CAN. KEH KEE HEE HEH HAH HA KA KE KHA! ALL SHALL BE NINE, ALL SHALL BE MINE!"
Jason Dandy wrote:
Kekekeke... ThE EnD iS NINE!!!
Eric Morton wrote: The space-time continuum is in flux. All of my forum tags say Season 9, yet when I refreshed the General Discussion forum just now, I was shown a list of "new" posts from December of 2012. Thankfully, I found my way back to Season 9 a few clicks later. KeKeKeKeKe... It WiLL aLL bE OvEr SooN mY LittLE MaRaThOn VoTeR... |