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1,290 posts. Alias of Charles Scholz.


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*Gets out a plastic shovel and pail and starts to dig into the sand.

Lets play "Bury the Comte"!


So no petting the snake?


I want to pet the giant snake.


I feels woozy.


What is snow?
And why can't someone eat the yellow one?


OF course he is. It is in his name.
Just don't compare him to the Nasty Orc.


Lions and Tigers and Bears! Oh My!


Who?


Ouch!


A great big playground?


Bad puns I will use today: 1d100 ⇒ 97


I don't know.
Can you?


I Spy: 1d25 ⇒ 22


Remember to always finish what you started?


Ouch. That is bad, even by my standards.


Wild Thing

Animal


Me Win!


I'm not going anywhere near him.


Angels dancing on the head of a pin: 1d100 ⇒ 49


OOHH!
"..."


Oh yeah.
"..."


I remember something, but there was a dragonfly outside.


I'm just fine.
Although there is somebody over there making googly eyes at me.
He says he is a god.


Nice illusion magic.
Can you do this?

*Pulls a vampire bat out of her hair

I named her Little Sis.


Okay.


What are you talking about?


No it wouldn't.

*looks around
Who said that?
I don't see anyone here but me.


I like her.
She has such a great voice.
Who is she?
Why can't I see her?


Cherry or Strawberry?


She is coming!

*Screams in agony


I feel a new personality coming to the surface.


I resolve to be crazier in the coming year.


Give him some of yours. You have plenty to spare.


Find: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26


It helps keep jock itch at bay.


Items on my Christmas List: 1d20 ⇒ 20


Pokemon I will catch before the end of the year: 2d100 + 90 ⇒ (42, 4) + 90 = 136


100d4 + 20d6 + 12d8 + 10d10 + 8d12 + 6d20 + 4d100 ⇒ (4, 4, 3, 2, 2, 4, 1, 1, 4, 4, 1, 2, 3, 1, 4, 3, 4, 1, 4, 4, 3, 4, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 3, 1, 1, 4, 2, 4, 1, 4, 4, 2, 4, 3, 2, 4, 2, 3, 1, 4, 2, 4, 4, 1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 1, 1, 4, 2, 1, 4, 4, 4, 1, 4, 4, 1, 1, 4, 1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 2, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 3, 1, 4, 1, 3, 3, 1, 1, 1, 3, 3, 1) + (3, 6, 2, 5, 4, 1, 1, 6, 5, 4, 1, 5, 5, 6, 5, 4, 2, 5, 4, 4) + (8, 4, 8, 7, 3, 5, 1, 8, 4, 7, 3, 2) + (7, 7, 3, 4, 10, 2, 10, 7, 3, 6) + (9, 11, 2, 7, 1, 1, 5, 4) + (5, 6, 19, 10, 6, 11) + (38, 69, 99, 100) = 840


1d4 + 2d6 + 3d8 + 4d10 + 5d12 + 6d20 + 7d100 ⇒ (4) + (4, 2) + (7, 7, 2) + (10, 6, 3, 5) + (3, 12, 8, 12, 7) + (5, 7, 5, 5, 20, 20) + (31, 76, 73, 40, 30, 8, 24) = 436


PbP?
Peanut-butter and Paste?


On the 1d12 ⇒ 4th day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree


AAAHHHHH! It hurts, it hurts.

It feels like my insider are being torn apart.


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Reasons to be Joyful this Season: 1d100 ⇒ 14


Wakes up.

Why do I hurt all over?


Number of times I will watch A Christmas Story this year: 1d6 ⇒ 1


Items on my Christmas wish list: 1d100 ⇒ 51


Cards Against Humanity: 1d100 + 9 ⇒ (56) + 9 = 65


5d10 ⇒ (1, 7, 3, 5, 9) = 25
5d10 ⇒ (6, 1, 10, 3, 10) = 30
5d10 ⇒ (3, 1, 8, 3, 10) = 25
5d10 ⇒ (4, 9, 10, 3, 1) = 27
5d10 ⇒ (3, 3, 6, 2, 5) = 19
5d10 ⇒ (2, 1, 4, 5, 4) = 16
5d10 ⇒ (6, 7, 2, 7, 1) = 23
5d10 ⇒ (5, 6, 7, 6, 10) = 34
5d10 ⇒ (6, 8, 2, 6, 2) = 24
5d10 ⇒ (9, 4, 9, 8, 8) = 38


2d3 ⇒ (1, 2) = 3
3d4 ⇒ (3, 3, 4) = 10
4d6 ⇒ (6, 3, 2, 3) = 14
6d8 ⇒ (5, 6, 4, 3, 7, 3) = 28
8d10 ⇒ (2, 7, 3, 4, 9, 10, 4, 3) = 42
10d12 ⇒ (5, 7, 11, 9, 2, 11, 5, 4, 2, 8) = 64
12d20 ⇒ (6, 7, 2, 17, 3, 10, 18, 15, 6, 4, 19, 5) = 112
20d100 ⇒ (33, 26, 71, 36, 21, 71, 96, 28, 80, 51, 5, 54, 28, 88, 78, 48, 89, 86, 61, 63) = 1113


1d3 + 1d4 + 1d6 + 1d8 + 1d10 + 1d12 + 1d20 + 1d100 ⇒ (1) + (2) + (5) + (3) + (2) + (11) + (16) + (3) = 43

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