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Ah... right well good luck to everyone else then! Nice playing with ya'll!
Ri pulls a bag from his backpack and holds it open for Xutal to deposit the head and ears. "Well at least we will get a bit of money for this exploit!"
"The fat one isn't going to give us anything... And his head is worth a fortune to us. Xutal, see if you can not twist it off his shoulders!" Ri gives Xutal the nod to kill the Goblin.
Ri draws an arrow from his quiver and begins to twirl it nonchalantly between his fingers, yawning softly. "Damn I could do with a drink..." He turned outward from the group, keeping an eye on the surrounding area.
"Anyone searched the recently departed Pokey yet? Maybe grab them there ears?"
"Good for you Pokey. Sorry to cut that short!" Ri drew fletching to cheek and smiled grimly before releasing.
The arrow flew true, burying itself in the little green goblin.
"Well that worked a treat..." Ri levels his bow on the standing Goblin and waits, looking for an invitation to give the little green monster a reason to wear an eye patch.
Ri stands back, drawing an arrow from his quiver, readying to shoot any Goblin that breaks free from the now burning hut.
Ri sighed before slipping in to the hut and staring down at the Goblin. "Okay. We will not be killing you today little one but if you EVER come back to Sandpoint someone will put a blade in your belly. Now... Best you just stay here and we will be on our way!"
Ri frowned, watching the Goblin for any sign of hostility. "Which way did they go?"
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Ri nods in agreement, scanning the village as they talk. 'Something is definitely wrong here...'
Ri nods and fades off the other direction, aiming to form a pincer with Xutal's movements.
Ri smiles and pats Zaira on the shoulder companionably. "Thank you for the help Miss Zaira!"
Ri laughs softly and shrugs. "Plenty more where they came from. Enough for a handful of Goblins anyway! Ri nodded, slinging his bow back on to his back, before bending down and untying the creature. "Well... let us send our little friend to the afterlife with a sacrifice hey?" He grabs the shape changer and begins to drag it towards the pyre, making sure to hit every stone and brier patch he can find.
Haha! Soon though. :) I will make sure I remember!
Hahaha! College kept me busy... Plus I forgot I had said I would do it. I was twisted after all! :)
"Oh... I see. Well thank you for that!" Ri stands and unslings his bow, drawing an arrow from his quiver. "Well have no fear... we will not eat you dear boy. No. You will go to the fire too. Walthus will be waiting!" He saluted the creature, throwing up the horns of Erastil before drawing fletching to cheek, exhaling slightly and releasing.
The arrow flew true and slammed in to the beasts forehead, snapping his head back.
Haha! Sorry that is kinda my schtick! ;) I always have to threaten the bad guy! :P
Ri nods, drawing a knife from his belt and casually crouching before the creature. "Oh I am sure our friend here would love to talk..." He grinned casually as he began to clean his nails. "I am not going to try to scare you here, nor am I going to lie to you. I am just going to tell you the simple truth. I am going to kill you. One way or another you will die. As long as you do not tell me what I want to know that is. Now, perhaps I could be persuaded to let you live, to stay here and take over this cabin in the woods, as long as you stay to yourself. And all you would have to do is tell this lovely woman everything she wants to know!" Ri smiled and nodded toward Kirsteen. "If you don't talk however, I will kill you. But not before I torture you. I will make you beg for death. I will drag it out over weeks till your mind breaks and every moment is agony. I will do this because I owe the spirit of this old Halfling a massive debt and, I always pay my debts. So, beast, do you hold with your gods? Are you ready to meet your maker? Or do you just want to tell us what we want to know? Your choice!" Ri looks up from the creature and freezes. 'Light... Why is everyone looking at me?'
Ri bends his head in prayer over the pyre, standing that way for a few moments, giving the old Halfling a few words of blessing. He turned to the commotion with the Prisoner and sighed, before kissing his holy symbol, and slipping it back in to the neck of his shirt. Sheathing his sword as he crossed to the group, he shakes his head. "Leave it Xutal. We want to talk to it, not kill it!"
Ri looks up when Lou speaks and nods. "Least I can do is send the old man on his way to eternal rest in style!"
Ri pushes up to his feet before nodding stiffly. "I'll go cut some wood!" He slings his bow over his shoulder, before unsheathing his sword. "Wish I had an axe though..." Ri rests the blade on his shoulder before pushing out through the door and making a beeline for the edge of the forest.
Ri crouches back against the wall, staring at the ground before him. 'This is going swimmingly...'
Sparky? Sparky I can live with! :)
Aww... but age is just a number. I am old in spirit. Can I have a different nickname? I am a red head! You could call me Ginger. Or... Or something other than boyo! :P
Well I am 24 so... Am I older? :P Haha! Or am I the baby of the group? Okie dokie. I'll write it up and PM you it. When it is not a quarter to 4 in the morning and I am not steaming drunk! :P
Hahaha! Boyo is it? :p Well what kind of stew do you want? Irish Stew is very... vague. Beef and Guinness Stew? Lamb Shank Stew? Shoulder of Lamb and Guinness Stew?
Haggis is aite! Nothing compared to Irish stew but it is good! :)
Heh... I was gonna make an argument but I wont... It might put you off some food...
Lion? O.o I can not imagine that is nice at all... Yuck! I would kill for some bison... -Sigh- Stupid Ireland... Count me out for the squirrel brain though.
Bugs are good! :D Bugs are delicious. Bugs are the way to go. :D
Trust me once you get over the fact that it is a bug it is delicious! :D Never but holy gods would I LOVE to eat buffalo. Almost as much as I would have loved to have eaten some Galapagos Giant Turtle. They were so delicious they were hunted to extinction.
New foods are amazing. You never know what you will like. I found out I love Crocodile and Kangaroo. And that crickets are awesome, if a little... flakey, when done with chilli.
Oh I was talking in reality. Hahaha! I worked as a Chef for awhile. I have always had an interest in exploring alternative meat. That just sounded bad...
Ri arched an eyebrow before turning towards the door. "Uhm... Walthus is dead!" He called to the group before turning back to Xutal. "So that was... unexpected!"
Ri crouches beside the Halfling and frowns, looking him over. "By Erastils fuzzy beard I have no idea what is wrong with the old man. Maybe we need a healer here..."
Ri grins at Xutal and pats him on the shoulder. "Good call friend!"
Ri walks over to Walthus and steadies the man with a hand on his shoulder. "We are here to help old boy. It is good to see you too. Come on!" Ri leads Walthus downstairs slowly, taking his time to keep up with the shorter fellow. "We found Walthus!" Ri calls back, as he leads Walthus down in to the living area of the small shack. He turns to the Halfling and helps him in to a chair. "Stay here friend. I will get you assistance!"
"Not dead. Tied up and in our captivity. Come out Walthus. The coast is clear!" Ri leans casually against the wall, returning the arrow he held to its quiver.
Ri nods and unslings his bow once more, drawing an arrow from his quiver and moving up to the front door, before whistling softly. "Coming in!" He listens for a moment, making sure Xutal heard him, before moving inside. 'I do not want to get a punch in the head after all... Startling our friend Xutal does not seem like a healthy option!'
Ri slides the the arrow he had drawn, back in to the quiver, before moving over to Kirsteen and pulling a rope from his bag. He busied himself with tying up the creature for a moment, before looking up at Kirsteen. "Sorry about nearly hitting you there. I was fairly sure I wouldn't though..." He grins a little self-consciously before standing. "You can drop him now. Those knots would hold a wild animal!" Dusting off his hands, Ri walks over to Bjorn and pats the man on the shoulder. "We were going to come back and scout him out, see what was wrong but I suppose your way worked just as well. Do you require healing friend?"
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