Well I was GMing a 3.5 swashbuckling game in a very renaissance setting when I decided to run a musical session. Yeah you read that right.
So the party, consisting of a swashbuckler, a spellthief, a cleric, and a fighter had all settled in for an evening's rest out in the wilderness on their way home to the great city of Solis from yet another rousing adventure when I ask them to roll a will save, I believe the highest die roll around the table was a 3, so needless to say they all fail miserably and every single one of them falls into the cold embrace of sleep.
They awake to find themselves tied together in a single file line and slowly marching their way to the top of a hill through a crowd of corpses dressed as an angry mob of Solisian peasants in equally decayed clothing. At the crest of the hill is an immensely large and draped pillar-like structure draped in a sheer fabric gently wafting in the breeze and a man in an impossibly red robe who turns to witness the oncoming procession of mentally bridled prisoners and begins to sing:
I know the gutter and I know the stink of the street
Kicked like a dog, I have spat out the bile of defeat
All you beauties who towered above me
You who gave me the smack of your rod
Now I give you the gutter
I give you the judgment of God!
Then the entire mob bursts into song
Vengeance victorious
These are the glorious days
Women of Solis, come gather your bloody bouquets!
Now gaze on our goddess of justice
With her shimmering, glimmering blade
As she kisses these traitors she sings them a last serenade
The curtain blows away in a sudden violent burst of wind revealing a 15 foot guillotine and the crowd continues
Sing, swing
Savor the sting
As she severs you, Madame Guillotine
Slice, come paradise
You'll be smitten with Madame Guillotine
The swashbuckler at the head of the column is asked to roll a will save, he rolls a 5 and instantly snaps his head up and joins the song
The world may be ugly but each man must do what he must
His hair is violently jerked back by the dead fingers of a rotting woman as she thrusts he maggot ridden, eyeless face into his
Give in pretty dear, in a year you will be pretty dust
The rest of the mob then takes up the dirge once more
Now come let our lady possess you
In her breathtaking, hair-raising bed
She will tingle your spine
As she captures your heart and your head
Sing, swing
Savor the sting
As she severs you, Madame Guillotine
Slice, come paradise
Our Delilah will shave you razor clean
Suddenly the cleric stops dead in her tracks and is asked to roll a will save, an 18, the party breathes a collective sigh, finally, a good roll! The cleric then raises her eyes to the sky and her hands still bound laces her fingers in supplication and much to the horror of the rest of the group she joins in the song
God, when did man lose his reason?
Save us, my God, if you're there
God, can you not feel the terror like a fire in the air?
At that moment the darkened sky splits and issues forth a pillar of blinding light that strikes the cleric square and grows to encompass the entirety of the hill, as the unholy mob is blasted away in a divine wind that leaves the party untouched the mob tries in vain out sing the holy energies but is ultimately overcome
Flash, slash! Glisten and gash!
She will ravish you, Madame Guillotine
Split, Madame just bit
Give her more to bite, she's a hungry queen
Sing, savor the sting
As she severs you, Madame Guillotine
Slice, come paradise
The party's vision returns and they are no longer bound and now find themselves staring at the man in red now kneeling at the shrine of murder
Hail her Majesty!
He bows his head on the block as ghostly voices scream the last line
Madame Guillotine!
At last the blade falls and just before the inevitable and much aforementioned "sting" the party all snaps awake in a cold sweat greeted by the sight of a cold fire pit and an ominous nearby hill in the moonlight. They wordlessly gather their things and silently agree never to speak of the evening again.
I must admit I can't take credit for the lyrics They're stolen directly from the song "Madame Guillotine" in Scarlet Pimpernel musical you can find the song on youtube and I'd post it here but I'm not really sure what the rules for posting youtube videos on this particular forum are. It's really pretty cool sounding though so I urge you to check it out.
But yeah that's my epic story, complete with lyrics.