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While the lost of a game I enjoyed so much is bittersweet I am not completely glum. And you are correct the forums are not a massive place. I wish everyone the best of luck and happy gaming.

I understand Mort. It was a pleasure to game with you as well

I am very glad you liked it.

Certainly. Take your time.

As to continuing on we can try. Mort what do you think?

My song to Twitchy

I saw the glow fall from the sky
In the breeze I heard you sigh
As the muck swallows my crumbling tribe
Ronk will say his last goodbye

Darkness is rising
Now ends today
This is all capsizing
Much to my dismay
Over boats and under muck
Though swamps where we were to roam
But in my minds eye we will always run amok
Under vines, along the trees
Over the heat of burning peat
We will go returning home

I do not know what is next for us
Ronk really doesn't know
We got here together
And we will remember it forever
Sadly this is goodbye

With games we thrilled
And stupid piggys we killed
And though I grieve
I truly believe
The Dread Pirates were the best!

Darkness is rising
Now ends today
This is all capsizing
Much to my dismay
Over boats and under muck
Though swamps where we were to roam
But in my minds eye we will always run amok
To these memories I will hold
With your blessing I will go
We will go returning home
I do not know what is next for us
Ronk really doesn't know
We got here together
And we will remember it forever
Sadly this is goodbye
I wish you all a very fond farewell.

I understands. Despite the other games have joined this one is still my favorite but we are struggling. Medge and Gurp do not seem to be coming back and we have changed GMs a few times. If a game does not work then it doesn't there is no need to apologize. We tried and gave it a good run.

But if you are having issues connecting and motivating with you character it is for the best I suppose. It is never fun to try to force it with a character, kind of strips the fun out of it. I am just sad because this was a really fun group and an excellent introduction for me into the PbP style of gaming.

But I still get to bug you in the desert so I will survive.

NOOO!! You are going bye bye? While I am deeply saddened by that I understand.

Opps I am a bad player. It will still take me six days to get it all back and it has not even be one, right?

Growling at the abomination that he cannot seem to hit Ronk tries again. His once mighty bonking stick glances off of the evil creature. Howling in fury Ronk lunges foward and clamps his teeth down on the overgrown snack and refuses to let go.

Bonking stick: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
bite: 1d20 ⇒ 17
damage: 1d6 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0
Gabbing with my teeth: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (9) + 14 = 23

Growling at the overgrown lizard Ronk raised his Bonking Stick high and swings

Bonking Stick on number 4: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11
Damage: 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

Screaming in fury as his once reliable weapon misses Ronk lunges forward and tries to sink his teeth in.

Bite: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16
damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
Grab: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (7) + 17 = 24

Dammit! So much FAIL!

Also current map

Plotbunny is rather ill so it may be a day or two until she moves things along. She has be trapped in her bed since friday.

I am sorry for all of the stuff that has happened. Take your time.

I am glad they are ok and that you are back! I don't know if Gurp is still here. I think that plotbunny was waiting to see if he comes back

Grinning manically, Dumb lizard! The metal is bad. Lifting his bonking stick and swinging it. Eyes widening as his reliable Bonking stick hits and seems to slid of the lizards armor. Screaming in fury. Now i have enter Rage!

Bonking Time: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15
damage: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10

I am fairly sure i am the only Goblin with soap so :P Ronk is always happy to have Twitchy clean him. Mort likes the hand prints they are how you know you are my Mort. And stop calling Ronk fat. We will develop a complex.

I will have you know Mort that I am a very clean Goblin. Maybe a poor rider but Ronk does not smell bad. And all that weight is my awesome majesticness!

Grinning like a loon Ronk races after the fleeing lizard.

Rushing out and making sure that he is not blocking the other. Now if that sounds to logical for Ronk in a fight you would be right but the wide smile on his face is very telling. Far to excited to get angry.

Now he is in the ideal spot. If any of those Lizards move to hurt Twitchy or the others when they come though Ronk gets to Bonk.

Twitchy it is there, labeled goblin awesomeness, sadly not a class skill though.

Mort is right. Gurp has been missing for longer than usual.

And that is what happens when you grumble at Ronk. Its is bad luck to yell at a barbarian. Didn't you know that?

Ronk takes a moment to stick his tongue out at Medge and the resumes following Twitchy.

Patting Mort on the nose, Pirates go and kill the Lizards. Come on or you will miss all the fun.

Grinning and then moving to follow Twitchy.

Stealth: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 13

I will not be able to hit for squat but let us go forth and kill some critters. And I am sorry for the fail. While chatting with my roommate I said lets see if I get a 13 and I did. Which is bad. He also thinks I need and axe not a bonking stick. He is mean.

So crawling? Grinning widely, [b]We go then.

Growling at Mort, Ronk can complain all he wants!

Looking back at the wall, Lizards village not so big. We go and attack? So Pirates flying, swimming, or climbing? Or are we still standing here and Shooting Mort a dirty look, complaining.

Goblins can't fly. And if we all on Mort and Fluffers we gonna die if they shoot.

They are talking about golf ball sized hale so maybe. Meh Oklahoma is a place with evil weather. Thank you though :)

So tornado season is back and if I do not post for a few days that means I have lost power. There is apparently a nasty storm coming up.

I support the Math Kitties idea!

So how do we want to plan for the assault on the Lizardfolk? This is me poking people

Frowning, But Mort Kitty needs to stay safe The only retaliation Ronk offers against the paw prints is to lean in and lick Morts nose.

I am glad you found your voice for Twitchy though Ronk would still be happy to practice for a baby ;)

Grinning at Twitchy finding that he rather likes being taken care of. Nodding his agreement at her words his look of contentment turns to anger and then pride. Twitchy is smart and Ronk is not expendable.

Looking over at Mort, If Goblins can get in sneakily once we start the bonking then Mort and Fluffers can fly in. Mort anf Fluffers are safer that way but get to join in at the fun part

I am very sorry to hear that. I have no desire to find another player. I hope you find your gaming voice agian. You are an excellent role player

Also Ronk would be more than happy to work for a baby ;)

Well currently Ronk is pouting and was kicking a stick but I as to the mounted thing I am good either way. You are another player. But Ronk is always happy to look important and he does from on top of a King.

Someone please make Ronk put on the bandages so I can get on regaining my strength. Currently Ronk only knows those things smell weird. Currently I am rather gimped because the dice roller is still pissed about what ever Gurp did to its cat.

Oh and on a different note to get into the proper mindset to post for our game Plotbunny will listen clips of the minions from the Minions movie and Despicable Me.

Mort first off don't hold in laughter its bad for you and the Ronk is kicking his bonking stick around. currently you are not carrying me

Pointing at his muck covered bonking stick, But it wont work!

Crossing his arms and pouting. Not rejoining the conversation until the lizards leave.

My swim is decent if my strength comes back. Stat damage sucks. Though taking a day in game to prep sounds reasonable to me good luck convincing Ronk. I never thought I would enjoy playing a problem child. My PCs are usually very cooperative and no where near as belligerent as I am in real life.

Screaming, Ronk is not weak! Ronk is not slow! Lifting his bonking stick to wave in the air but not getting it up ;) in the air.

Strength check: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1 I wanted to see if I would fail abysmally and the dice roller was happy to help it seems.

Growling at the stick and proceeding to kick it, repeatedly. Stupid shadows! Kick, Dumb bird! Stomp, Its not fair! More kicking and growling, Why is the world mean to Ronk.

I support the honeymoon! Also we need minions. We still have our vengeance to be had and a hut to burn down too!

On a slightly different note. Twitchy desperately doesn't want to be a leader. Why? Is it a bad experience she had, seeing someone she looked up to fail spectacularly, she gave out advance that lead to something horrible happening, or something else? Depending on the why some plot could be built around that.

And there is that alchemist she ate. Maybe said dead person had people and they are looking for them. Ohh or ghost maybe. But maybe do something with the dead person.

Ronk grins at that. Turning to the lizards, See Ronk isn't sluggish.

For the love of all that is holy someone ask for help with my stat damage. I am at a 9 strength. Ronk won't!

Shadow was mean to Ronk. Everyone is mean to Ronk. Yells at Ronk, tells Ronk he is wrong, makes Ronk a Slug. A definite pout has taken hold.

Wha? Ronk is faster than a slug! Confusion quickly turns into anger. Ronk is fine and you is mean. Folding his arms and turning his head away.

That makes me really sad but I totally understand Twitchy.

Plotbunny is laughing and professing her love for out group just to let you all know. We is amusing

Letting out a low whine and lowering his bonking stick with a thud. Looking sadly around. So no bonking... Clearly something is turning the confusing wheels in Ronks little mind. A Cheshire grin develops on his face and he looks at Gurp. Hehe Gurp messed up.

It ate my post!

Twisting around and raising his bonking stick over his head Ronk smiles showing all of his teeth.

If this goes bad Ronk will get to do a rant and if it goes well then Ronk gets to Bonk the lizards. Its a win win.

So I got three baby owlbears in a different game and they need names. Anyone have some ideas

Fair point! Lucky for you the bad luck is temporary. That is a good thing. Also we should do a song since there is some down time for our Goblins.

That is my thought but a fun distraction can be helpful. When we talked about it she really will only be able to check when at the hotel and kind of wants a distraction assuming she can get any reception.

Sorry about the broken things Twitchy. That all sucks. You are rather unlucky. I sympathize.

We can sing.

PlotBunny is leaving state tomorrow for a few days so we get to just role-play with each other for a bit.

No but it is how he feels. He was having a moment and Medge attacked him and he is q little bitter. Glad you enjoyed it

Ok realized Ronks backstory got eaten again so that is up now. There will be more but scenes take time but I have a rough draft up

Grumbling when he hears Medge start to yell. Mumbling to himself as he climbs off of the ship like he has been doing it his whole life. So loud. Stupid Lizards. Mean Medge kicks Ronk. Ronk should bite her. Then Medge would learn to respect Ronk. Was dumb Medges ships fault the stupid lizards got away.

Walking up to Medge and growling, Be quiet! Turning away to start looking without paying any attention to Medge. Looking around for a few minuets then finding lizard prints. With a wide toothy grin Ronk spins around to look back at Medge while pointing to the ground. This is the pa.. His tummy lets out a loud grumble, Lizards will wait till Ronk has eaten.

Climb down the ship: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (18) + 11 = 29

Survival to find the trail: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22