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Perception: 1d20 + 30 ⇒ (12) + 30 = 42

Sar lene throws a rock. How do I throw a rock?

The metagamer in me is screaming "DON'T SPLIT THE PARTY YOU FOOLS" but this sounds like fun so who gives a s~$*

It's okay. There's no way they could fit more than 14 owl bears inside that little bar, anyways.

unless there's a basement.

shit

hoo-grr!

I'm alive. If you are still willing to play I will move forward.

Sound of gear clattering. A small cough. People rising to their feet.

A weak voice calls from the darkness.

You're alive? Thank the gods, hope still remains.

Welcome back, sir. I hope life is well.

Master Chymist (prc) requires the PC to turn into a different personality/alignment when metagened. I was thinking Kalhar would be TN and my alter ego would be CG

Please.

You and your neutral jokes

Sarlene bears down on Balgruuf with gusto. She aims the blade towards the wizard's chest as she returns the wizard's sinister smile, never breaking eye contact, as she barrels forward. Narlbane is buried deep in the wizard's shoulder. Balgruuf wrests himself free with a sick jerk, and his smile is now replaced with a sickened look of panic. He turns to run.

AOO

Sarlene is struck by a billowing cloud of frost and ice. A thousand slivers of ice cut about her as her very bones feel the full chill of winter.

Sarlene takes 9 cold damage.

The wizard Balgruuf appears in the mist, just in front of Sarlene. A sly smile creeps across his face.

Shall we? he beckons.

Sarlene looks out on the fog-covered tundra, but sees nothing.

A voice calls menacingly from the mists...

Today you die, young warrior...

If you look in the spoiler above, you will see that you can embed one command inside another. Just look at where you place your [start] and [/finish] commands. For example:

[command1] [command 2] stuff [command/2] stuff [command/1]

This is your character talking.
This is your character thinking.
This is when you speak out of character (aka OOC).

Roll attack and damage.

Battle Axe: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 111d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

The forum is coded to automatically do your dice rolls. Even if you make changes and resubmit your posting, it will keep your original dice rolls. No cheating.

Undetermined campaign. Invite only.

September 1! May have some catchup posts in the interim. Probably be fully running and posting at least 3 times per day by Mon Sept 2nd.

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Dudes, I know I was super busy today. I'm sure you all were, too. Perhaps the 3rd is more agreeable?

So. Freaking. Hyped.

RoW

yis

Late August/September is the resume date. Summer just proved to be too busy.

The time is nigh. Bring thy goodness upon the date of your choosing.

Coyote was becoming restless. "Oh my god, they've been hanging around for like a WEEEEK," he groaned. Dog roused from his sleep with a start.

"Guh! Did they get the witch or whatever it was they were doing yet?" He barked nervously, ears up and twitching.

"Patience," Wolf growled at his brother Coyote.

"I'm sorry, but our prodigal nephew and his weird friends have just been kicking it at this boring ice village in the middle of nowhere. I'm going stir crazy."

"The pack knows its duties and they will be attended in due time. Until then we wait." Wolf held fast, stern and stoic.

"Beats dealing with those idiots back home, I guess," his antsy brother spat.

Fox looked up from idly chewing his foot. His younger brothers were in a tizzy again. Dog looked earnestly confused, as usual. The sly vulpes stood, turned in place three times, and lay down to sleep.

Bless you and your witticisms.

lets just assume, for RP purposes, the list Axel has contains everything everybody needs. (provided, of course, it is just mundane equipment.)

ditto at blacksmith

How much $ do we have per player?

Sarlene is at the blacksmith, presumably with a list of items for purchase there as well.

@Jezzera: loving all internal monologue

I should apologize too. Ive been pulled in so many directions over the past week Ive been home its hard to stay on top of everything, including this campaign. Hopefully everything is settling down now.

Laschoni wrote:

RollSeventeen wrote:

KnivTheTurtle wrote:

Epic is what I aim for.

that's what Deagan should name his minstrel troupe

Sorry this joke is really bad

Would you say he has a gift of one liners, or a way with Swords?

We join our heroes in the Forgotten Realm of Bad Jokes, deep within Pun Mountain. They approach a door. In an ancient labguage it reads, The Chamber of That's What She Said

As they enter, they realize they had no idea of the depth of this immense space. While they make their way inside without much difficulty, their continued exploration causes much trepidation and exhaustion. Whoever came before them left obvious signs of their exploits.

RollSeventeen wrote:

KnivTheTurtle wrote:

Epic is what I aim for.

that's what Deagan should name his minstrel troupe

Sorry this joke is really bad

Would you say he has a gift of one liners, or a way with Swords?

We join our heroes in the Forgotten Realm of Bad Jokes, deep within Pun Mountain. They approach a door. In an ancient labguage it reads, The Chamber of That's What She Said

Epic is what I aim for.

that's what Deagan should name his minstrel troupe

Sorry this joke is really bad

Well played, kalhar

RollSeventeen wrote:

Quote:

A small, dark smile creeps onto his face. Come friends... today, we spill the blood of giants.

That is so epic.

It's like the last line of an episode of GoT before it fades to black and the music starts playing...

GREG SPENCE

bless you sir.

A small, dark smile creeps onto his face. Come friends... today, we spill the blood of giants.

That is so epic.

It's like the last line of an episode of GoT before it fades to black and the music starts playing...

Keiga3 wrote:

i am loving Sarlene more with every post.

I love that Nick has grasped my character so well.

Sarlene grunts and curses in many languages

yessssssssssssssss

and thank you, sir.

Now realizing that my character is this personality in this body with this outfit and I couldn't be happier.

Also, I have a puffin . Hell yeah.

I'm trying a dream sequence. I love Jezzy's internal dynamics so much that I'm doing a slight spin off.

i am loving Sarlene more with every post.

I love that Nick has grasped my character so well.

Sarlene grunts and curses in many languages

yessssssssssssssss

and thank you, sir.

I'm trying to think of all the different ways I can say "weasel" without using the word "weasel."

Let's fashion his hide into a sail and hook it up to a dinghy so we can have a stoat boat.

Sarlene wholeheartedly agrees, were it not for the lack of water to sail it upon.

GM Laschoni wrote:

I didn't kill anyone in Runelords tonight!

Next week, then. I blame the dice.

THat is, of course, assuming that you intend to kill them. Which is by far the more entertaining initiative.

I didn't kill anyone in Runelords tonight!

Next week, then. I blame the dice.

Badass perception rolls + surprise round + animal bane arrow = weasel for supper.

nomnom

Deadeye halts in his tracks and throws up a cautionary hand, motioning for the others to stop and stay alert. He crouches and sniffs the air, silently drawing one of the animal bane arrow, his eyes following a fresh set of weasel prints.

Perception: 1d20+7

I can't tell you how bad I wanted to reply

What do your elf eyes see, Legolas?

Dear Kalhar,

This is a Reefclaw

Healz like a boss. Thanks fellas. All for the team.

I am finally no longer legally drunk.

I love that you posted that at 4pm.

GO CARDS

First post from the new digs.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Crit Den is no more.

If this kid's just a kid, we might be the biggest dicks. Like, ever.

Stunning is only dickish if you do it to your friends.

GM, I have a question/proposition for ya on the Gameplay forum.

Char Sheet

The chest clicks open for Axel. The top separates from the bottom a bit as the wood returns eases the stress.

It contains;
A healer's kit (5 uses)
A belt purse with 25 silver coins
A potion of lesser Restoration

----------------------------------------------------

Go ahead and level up.

As we level up, can we distribute the items we have thus far recovered and settle any disputes over ownership claims? I'd be willing to do this in character if necessary.

RollSeventeen wrote:

GM Laschoni wrote:

Seems like the same rules that apply for an unarmed strike. We may be able to work it out to where you are using them as a spiked gauntlet.

I'm not sure I really want this to be my primary attack. I just think that from time to time it might be awesome.

Not to belabor a point but I can't really imagine a scenario wherein a flying kick from 50 feet in the air with a spiked boot isn't awesome.

like these

Seems like the same rules that apply for an unarmed strike. We may be able to work it out to where you are using them as a spiked gauntlet.

I'm not sure I really want this to be my primary attack. I just think that from time to time it might be awesome.

When I can eventually fly, can I use my cleats as a weapon?

I hope by now it is apparent that sarlene does, indeed, curse like a sailor.

Stephen

exactly!

Okay.... My mortality rate is famously low. I killed two Pcs tonight for the first time. Doesn't seem so funny now.

@shane, Zivree and Cidyen both bit the dust.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

howd they go down?

Again, I take responsibility for the slow pace the last couple days. Sorry guys. Anyway this should be fun. *Evil Laugh*

Actually terrified. The machinations of an evil Nick...

Slings are great, man. I had an oread that used a sling, and it worked pretty well.

Haha aye sir. that's fair