"What's a Cerulean Void? Is that a disease? Do you break out in pox? Or ooze in places?" Rodi asks curiously.
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Rodi strides to flank with the elf, then strikes twice! for plus damage! for plus damage!
Rodi steps and strikes twice!
Rodi strides twice to attack the deevil attacking The Keg! for damage!
I like that house rule. Makes sense.
Rodi stabs and stabs again! for piercing plus precision!
Rodi has to Stride and take a Guarded Step to flank the Deevil! They stab! for piercing damage and precision damage!
"Frogwhatnow?" Rodi's attention is very much caught.
"Yes?"
Rodi shows up eventually, whistling and strolling. "I'm ready to go when you guys are!" They call out, looking very very innocent.
Rodi shadows Keg, staying out of sight until they hear that the Hellknights have things in hand. They sigh, not really wanting to commit open murder, but honestly a little curious about the process. They spend their time wandering around, poking their head in various shops.
Rodi grins, in a very cold fashion. "We get the Hellknights involved and they can claim we stole their property. It might get very heated. Or we can just, you know, put Drurn next to the boy, the way Keg suggested. Quietly. At night. Where no one can see. I don't think anyone is going to mourn too hard if he falls repeatedly onto his own dagger. Repeatedly. Drunks do strange things, you know."
Rodi follows The Keg, noding their head. "Bonny day for a rescue, isn't it!"
"We could always just kill this guy and hang his corpse on a hook like his leathers?" Rodi supplies hopefully, one hand on their rapier and grinning widely at the slaver.
It was (for me) just a bad head cold. I honestly didn't think I had it. Until the test came back positive. And I lost my sense of taste for a couple days. My coworker, on the other hand, has been in the hospital for 14 days sedated on a ventilator while they try to stabilize her blood oxygen. It's definitely a wildly varying virus that hits different people in different ways and degrees.
I survived COVID! Turns out my head cold leveled up. I'm alive and well!
I got a head cold for Christmas! Hooray!
Rodi skips up from behind. "Ooo, can I wear undergarments on my face, too?"
Rodi already has the following formulas for crafting that they can share: Weapon Potency +1, everburning torch, minor healing potion, gecko potion
Apologies for my lateness. Work has been busy recently. Rodi will buy replacement picks (3 sp) and a repair kit for 2 gp. Otherwise he will donate his portion back to the party, since he's rocking a magic rapier and magic armor. I think that's more than enough for him.
Rodi looks distracted, studying all the strange new people in the settlement. [b]"Sure, yeah. Give that to Mom."[/]b
"I can talk to the wizard too! I've been studying Ben's diet and I think it gives you magical powers!" Rodi demonstrates by making flames appear in their hand. "Burning sensation!"
Rodi's eyes widen. "Wooooow." They breathe out, staring at the leaves with awe and a little terror.
Rodi shrugs. "Sounds good! Ben, maybe you can tell me about that radical diet you've been working on..."
This has actually really helped me learn 2e. I'm kind of burned out on 1e. I played the crap out of it and I need a few years to let the bitter wash away. So much power gaming.
Okay, got Rodi updated and decided to go for a Wizard archetype for them! Also corrected some mistakes on my sheet. Still learning the system.
Will update in the next couple days!
Rodi keeps stabbing! for damage!
"What did he say?!" Rodi shouts out, then strides forward and attacks! for damage!
"Want me to do it still, Keg?" Rodi flexes.
"It's okay Keg! I know you're secretly in awe of my agile fingers and speedy unlocks. I'd teach you, but" Rodi wiggles their fingers, "Your poor sausages aren't cut out for delicate work."
Rodi perks up. "I've never supplanted before! Is that like planting with supper?"
"Tarrin Dars? Which one of the sphincters is that? Oh wait, didn't one of the sphincters have a friend mecha-man? Sorry, mecha-man but that person is dead. Sorry!"
"This is why you don't have many friends, all the stabbing. If you stabbed less and talked more, you might make a friend or two!"
"Hey Mikos, Ben, Keg, is that statue SUPPOSED to be watching us? Because it's totally watching us! Hello statue! How are you? I'm Rodi! Nice to meet you!"
Rodi frowns. "Well THAT doesn't sound like fun at all. But... You could bring me back! Hire a druid and maybe I'd come back as a plant! Or a squirrel! Or a monkey! OR A SQUIRREL MONKEY!"
"Ooo, what kind of curse? Will I grow horns if I drink it? Or get really big or really small? Or explode? Mikos, I COULD EXPLODE, MIKOS!" Rodi tries to snatch one of the mystery vials for exmaination, clearly too excited by the prospect of potential explosion.
Rodi smiles. "I could probably use better armor, this set keeps getting holes in it! Maybe Keg and I can flip for the armor and the rapier? Heads gets rapier, tails gets armor? Other person gets the leftover item?" Rodi pulls a coin from their pocket and starts spinning it over their hand. "I'll even use the non-weighted coin!"
Rodi looks at the magical rapier with undisguised longing. "Hmm? No, no keys I can see. Lots of things that go boom though."
Rodi snarls as they fight off the wicked spell. Rodi moves around to flank the Norbooger Sphincter! for plus damage for flanking!
Rodi grunts as the mean Sphincter hurts them. Rodi tries to hurt them back! Step, Stab Stab. for damage!
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