Heheheh. Yeah, I don't consider myself a very munchkin-y player but when someone says it's crunch time I can do crunchy. And yeah, I saw that little possibility and went "how can I not? I'll probably never have the chance again."
Aaaand there we go with the fluff. It's succinct, missing things like names and places, but I did kind of wait until the last minute I suppose. Hopefully it's just fluffy enough to work with. Ready for silent-swimmy-stealy-stabby time!