Inplanter Reflex save DC 16 fail
Rock AOO crit yes
Rock Rackus runs it through and it dies and says, "Yeah Boyeeee!!!! You can't stop the bumrush!!!!"
Cretien's turret destroys the earworm on Angus.
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Implanter on Falko Will Save pass Rock 5 ft steps to shoot the implanter on Falko and misses AOO, touch success
Rocks screams, "I try to write earworms but dag this is mad literal yo!" Asher
Rock says, "I have never met a Doctor Meredith before. Yeah that's right it was Finona not Firora, damned Danori names sound so strange to me. I don't know those names but I know he said it was important for some project or something he was working on. I wish I had more. You might want to talk to some folk at the gala in two days.Finona and I didn't get along at all she was too sciency... I don't know just not my style I guess."
Rock says, "Hmm that all happened before I really started to get famous. My pappy was a docker and his pappy was one before him, goods have always needed to be moved from ships for others to use. Two or three years ago, I had decided to see a little bit of the world, I was too young for the war so, I signed up as a merchant sailor. We traveled from Flint to Shale and then up to Cherage in Danor, taking on and unloading containers in each port of call. Then one night, the captain was a bit tooo close to the coast, ya heard and I was sleeping and I heard a large crunch and we done hit a rock. It was dark and some beautiful lady picked my unconscious body off the beach the next morning and well, I found out I was in the Malice Lands..."
Asher goes to the address provided for Rock Rackus which is a hotel in the Bosum Strand district. You knock on the door and you are escorted inside. Rock says, "Yo constable whatcha be needin'?"
AFCJ Spoiler: Rock says, "I think the Veks are reactionary, they don't like that Risur has modernized and don't bow down the Unseen Court and listen to the fickle fey as much. I would prefer to be let out, I can't spread my music behind bars. So, if you could set me free, that would be very nice of you."
AFCJ Spoiler: Rock says, [b]"Planes, is that what you want to hear. I will setcha y'all straight. One night, a few months back I had grown bored with being a celebrity,
I done decided to go adventuring again. I cracked out one of the scrolls I’d found, performed the ritual, and ended up deep in a forest. Following the sounds of music and women’s voices, I stumbled upon a gathering of high fey. They fled, and I chased them through a silver mirror. Suddenly, it was daylight, and up in the sky I saw the world. It was the weirdest s*@+ ever, I was done brought before the Unseen Court as a criminal, but I claimed my right of trial by combat, then shot the fey who challenged me and put him down. After that it was sort of a blur—lots of sex and debauched parties.
Rock says, "Thanks, Constable, shoot I was scared as hell at those thingies... never done seen them before, I heard de screaming and saw thats wormy tentacled thingy and thought y'all needed help from da rock and Allie" pointed at his obnoxious looking pistol covered in real diamonds.
The officer says, "The man that Rackus shot is dead. Protocol states we have to bring him in for questioning. The man who was killed, a James Redmond, had been shot with a golden bullet. Which everyone know is his calling card." Rock says, "What's I supposd do, lets dese Aleeennsss come and deestroy Flint, nah son, nah, ya feel me... y'all just against us dockers, yo!" |