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"Great idea, Chuffy. Zarongel will be pleased."

Poog takes another swing at the hated dog. This time he makes sure his eyes are open!
attack roll: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7; damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4

Poog sidesteps (5' step) west and attempts to plunge his dogslicer into the dog.
"For Zarongel!"
attack roll: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5; damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3

"Sure, Chuffy."

CLW wand: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Search the rest of the ship.

Poog points his finger at Vorka, and another fire bolt erupts.

ranged touch: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18; damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5

"Excuses, Excuses"

Oh, never mind, then. As funny as the picture of Poog jumping up trying to slice Vroka is, I guess I'll do something else.
Poog draws his wand of cure light wounds and uses it on Chuffy.

I not give you permission to lay down on job, Chuffy. Get up!
cure light wounds: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Poog draws his dogslicer and steps towards the the frog. I squash you like last pet!, he yells.

Poog hurls a javelin at Vorka.

attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15; damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3

Why can't I have it originate from the NW corner of my square and go 3 squares north and 3 squares west?

A cone-shaped spell shoots away from you in a quarter-circle in the direction you designate. It starts from any corner of your square and widens out as it goes.

Poog says, "Zarongel, bring fire!" as fire erupts from his hands inundating both the frog and its master in flame.
Casting burning hands. damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2, Reflex (DC 13) for half damage.

Poog points at the spellcaster again. Another fire bolt leaps from his fingers.

attack roll: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12; damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Poog moves up behind Chuffy and touches him. Here go, Chuffy! Now you not die when I burninate!
Casting cure light wounds. CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Poog points his finger at the strange goblin. A bolt of fire erupts from his fingertip as he says, "Zarongel likes me better than he likes you/Burn like he wants you to!"
attack roll: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16; damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1

6 is the one I meant, but (now that you mention it) I guess we'll want to hit 5 eventually.

"Look in that room near the first dog? There might be shineys!"

Poog tries to get a clear shot at the dog.

attack roll: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15; damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Poog moves behind Rita. Then, he reaches around Rita and a bolt of flame erupts from his fingertips.
[ooc]Using my fire bolt domain power. attack roll: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6; damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

Reflex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15

Poog barely manages to catch the mudball.

Poog attempts to climb onto the ship.
Climb: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (11) - 2 = 9

Zarongel be praised! Chuffy too strong for his own good!

"Na, Na-na, boo, boo/Zarongel smite you!"

Readying an action to use my fire bolt domain power as soon as the horse is within 30 ft.
ranged touch attack roll: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12; damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

"Zarongel teaches, 'Suffer not the vermin to live!'". Poog charges through the gate towards the sounds of hated dogs and horses.

Poog yells loudly, "Zarongel grants victory!"

Poog pulls out one of his javelins and hurls it at the spider.

attack roll: 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 3 + 1 = 7; damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Poog closes with the monster, yelling: Zarongel like me! Make powerful!

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be able to move my own token, but I can't. I want to end up 10' due N of the spider and cast divine favor.

Chuffy can have prize.

Ride: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16
Ride: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
Ride: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22

Poog manages to successfully ride the pig.

Poog runs off in pursuit.

Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

"Baah! Would taste better with fire. Praise Zarongel!

Sure, why not? Slugs!
Fort. save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21

At the mention of evil spirits, Poog makes warding motions with his flint and tender. When the chief lights the bonfire, Poog makes another of his explosion motions and yells Praise Zarongel!

Poog listens intently to the chief. Every time the word "fire" is mentioned (including as part of the words "bonfire" and "fireworks", he pantomimes an explosion and mutters "Praise Zarongel!" When dismissed, Poog stands and leaves with an extra "Praise Zarongel!" for good measure.

So, guys, what's up with His Girthness wanting to talk to us? Do you think he heard about the fire (Zarongel be praised!) I set outside town?

Praise Zarongel! I'm ready to burninate things good!