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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

thanks for GMing! And especially for picking up the game when the other GM dropped out.

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

Reta rolls and puts herself out.

She marches into town with the rest of the party.

"We be best chieftains! Birdcrunchers the best! Now we kill horse and eat pickles!"

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

reflex: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

think I'm at 2 hp

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

relfex: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21

attck again. move 5' back

attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19

damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4

fire: 1d6 ⇒ 6

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

Reta shoots another flaming arrow

attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30

damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

fire: 1d6 ⇒ 1

confirm crit attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29

damage: 2d4 ⇒ (2, 1) = 3

lol the dice bot hates my damage

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

Reta shoots a flaming arrow

attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (19) + 11 = 30

damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

flame: 1d6 ⇒ 5

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

shoot flaming arrow

attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 18

damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

fire damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5

"Bird lady burn!"

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

I have 6 +1 flaming arrows. I forgot to list them on my equipment DOH

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

"Ugh bird lady try to hurt us!"

Reta fires her bow.

attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14

damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4
Poog Zarongel wrote:

"Be quiet now! You hurt Poog's ear."

Poog use stick to throw fireball at bird lady ... 2/3

[dice=fireball]4d6 Reflex DC 16

LOL nice!

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

"Reta love bird lady! Bird lady hug Reta!"

Reta holds her arms wide open while still clutching her bow in her fist.

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

Will Save (with +5 from GM stars): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15

LOL worse than before.

Reta stares at the bird lady. She seems lost in thought.

"Nice bird lady!

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

Will save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12

Can I use a re-roll from a shirt? I can take a picture of it.?

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

attack the vine

attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26

damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

"Fire burn!

Reta launches another arrow.

attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (11) + 10 = 21

damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

attack with the short bow. Don't know if there's concealment from the tree

attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30

damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4

crit confirmation: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27

damage: 2d4 ⇒ (1, 1) = 2

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

"Where truffles?!?"

Survival: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 1 = 15

Survival: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16

Survival: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 1 = 20

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (11) + 10 = 21

damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

5' step and attack the green figure

attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16

damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

Reta tries to hide to get a good shot off.

Stealth: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (10) + 10 = 20

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

"Me go! Kill longshanks!"

Reta grabs her backpack and bow and arrows.

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

"Reta no like that Squealy upset! What happen piggy!"

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

"Dammit bird! Hold still!"

attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13

damage: 1d3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

thrown rock: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9

damage: 1d3 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

"Me play!

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

dog
attack/fireworks: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11

munchment
fireworks: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13

dog

fireworks: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22

munchmeat

fireworks: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14

"burn!

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

guys I'm moving Saturday. I'll post again late Sunday

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

Reeta trots in on the goblin dog.

"Reeta not happy. Reeta ready for another game!"

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

Reeta pulls herself out of the brambles and dashes over and kicks the goblin dog.

"Stoopid dog! It's your fault Reeta lost!"

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

Reeta plods forward on the dog.

"Reeta go!"

Ride: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23

Ride: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

I think the GM wants to move to another thread.

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

ok.

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

Anyone else?!?

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

I think I found another GM. He's going to move us to another thread. Is that cool with everyone? We'd need everyone for a "table"

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

He never got back to me. Should we look for another GM?

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

Ok. I will now.

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

Has anyone PM'd him?

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

Reeta charges up the hill.

"Weeee go dog! Smash stupid gnome!"

Ride: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25

attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15

damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

Ride: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11

"Ohhhh.."

Splat! Reeta goes flying into the mud again and looks disgusted.

"Mud no fun! Reeta wants to won. Stupid dog!"

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

"Reeta hate mud!"

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

"Reta ready Lets go' Woo hoo"

Ride at -5: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

I'm here. Sorry for the delay. I thought this was part of the Game day

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

"Reta's toad best! Cause it more pretty like Reta!"

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Female Goblin Ftr 4 HP 28 | AC 15; Touch 10; FF 15 | F +9; R +4; W +3 | CMB+9; CMD 19 | Speed 30 ft | Init +0 | Perc +7 | Stealth: +4

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