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Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta bite dumb cat on face!
I have no idea what dice to use for bite damage for a character without a bite attack, not proficient with a bite attack, and no natural attacks. Reta just wants to eat the dumb cat, Ozzy style. ![]()
Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta grab grabby cat, try to pull it off Mog so she can take a big bite of it!
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Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Dumb cats! Reta gonna eat you! Reta end her sentence with big stab at one of the cats!
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Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta not done! Kettlehead was mean to her lots, so she make sure he not feel good about being whacked! She drop her pants, squat over him, and pee on his head, cackling maniacally and brandishing her pointy-stab-stab at Kettlehead's friends!
Then she grab a bottle and drink it!
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Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta yowl and stab Kettlehead again!
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Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta laugh, and then she yell!
She run right at Kettlehead, and stick him good!
Or, she try to anyway. It not work so good. Just bounce off stupid kettle. ![]()
Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta shriek and grab dogslicer. Then she hug it tight and smile!
She grab spoon too, and then eat some fish heads, chewing loudly with her mouth open and letting lots of juices and fish pieces fall out. She lady goblin, hafta eat with manners. ![]()
Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta whack whatever it is good with her club, to be sure it dead.
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Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta grab club, and holler with happy, then smash toad to make it stop running! Unfortunately, the toad is dead after! She hold it up by one leg and grumble.
She then try to be a little better, and sneaky sneak up on toad!
Then, she jump on toad with whole body and try to hold it down!
She get mad when toad run away, and she get vicious! She chase same toad down, screaming bloody murder that she gonna catch it, and if it don't stop, she gonna eat it up! She try to scare it into a place where it can't run no more!
CMB: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (12) + 0 = 12 She get so mad, she just smash toad with club and shriek at other toads!
She stand there, and wait! She being real sneaky though, and is actually just waiting to grab one!
Reta not having good time! She get so mad, she just start running through the mud, slinging her club back and forth until she knock one out!
It work! She knock a toad right out! She pick it up, to make sure it not dead, and stuff it in her pack.
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Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15
Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11
Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24
RETA FIND TWO WORMS!! RETA BEST WORMFINDER!! ![]()
Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta wake up groggily and bite the goblin who shooked her.
She roll over and grab at the hot rock, but Mog beats her to it! Ninja'd! She wait till he done, and then shove it in her own mouth!
You so ugly, Reta thought you looked like ugly dog b%&~~! after poop! She smiles, proud of her insult. Though, when she see rest of tribe thought it was dumb, she try again.
You so dumb, you think words are good! That one not good either! Reta start to get mad, and point at Kettlehead.
You so ugly, you wear kettle to cov-- UGH! PHOOEY! She not get insult out because rock burn tongue too bad! ![]()
Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta grin wickedly, then she bash herself in head with club, making blood fly all over the place! She laugh maniacally while she hit herself over and over, making more goblin blood go fly!
Seeing no one was really impressed with her head-bashing, Reta growl, and smash her leg with club!
Seeing that it wasn't much better, and refusing to lose, Reta do the only thing she can think of! Reta run and jump in cage with spider, and let it bite and stab her with its big sharp teeths!
Non-Lethal: 1d4 ⇒ 4
Reta pass out from the spider! NOT because it's hairy and icky! Because it bite real hard! Reta no afraid of spiders! ![]()
Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() BECAUSE RETA NOT CARE HOW SMALL SHE IS! RETA ONLY CARE ABOUT KILLING STUFF AND MAYBE ONE DAY GETING BIGGER!! ![]()
Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta snarl at the spider, then wack it on the head with her club before tying knot! Then, she whack it again! And again! And again! She not stop whacking until the grown ups MAKE her stop!
RETA BEST whack GOBLIN FIGHTER EVER!!! whack RETA GONNA whack SMASH ALL DA whack UGLY THINGS whack IN THE WHOLE WORLD whack WITH CLUBBY!!! whack whack EVEN THE TREES!!!!!!! whack whack whack whack whack! ![]()
Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta here! Will copy character sheet down later. Time to be a big goblin hero! Reta wave her club around, slinging bits of bug-goo on older goblins.
She stand there all proud, because trees big, and she can beat one up. She give kettle head and mean eye and growl.
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Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Thanks shifty! I can't remember though, did I report my info for this one? It's going on the same character as wbg and wbg 2 ![]()
Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta howl with glee as she run forward with dogslicer, much cutty time! Attack, +1 Dogslicer: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
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Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta make shooty again!
Attack 2: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
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Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta draw bow, and try shoot burning thing.
Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
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Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta reach for 'nuther burny arrow, but she out!
She instead shoot two regular arrows, but she shoot them very [b]angrily[/i]!!
Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
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Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta shoot at at dumb bird-woman!
Attack 2: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14
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Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta cackle.
She fire burny arrow at stupid birdshanks!
Attack 2: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20
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Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta shoot 'gain!
Attack 1, Point Blank Shot, Rapid Shot: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
Attack 2, Same: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21
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Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Sorry for not posting! The game wasn't updated for me! Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25
Reta look around in grass, but she distracted by all the dead bodies from the camp and how pretty they looked.
Then the grass attack!
She shoot 'nuther burny arrow, this one at grabby grass!
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Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta sneak in, climb up in wagon! Then, she shoot nasty longshanks with burny arrow!!
Crit Confirm: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (12) + 9 = 21
Reta shoot you so you burn,
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Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta stick big head out of brush for second, and snarl.
She pull dogslicer out of pants leg, and flip wedding veil over shoulder. Translation: Everyone get on top of the wagon and shoot everything. Mog throw bombs and Reta shoot her flaming arrows. If you want to split up, then probably best to ambush from the other side so we have them semi surrounded. ![]()
Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta shout and chuck another rock.
Chuck!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12
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Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta pick up Poog's tube, shoot last fire at dog too!
Attack: 1d20 + 8 - 6 ⇒ (14) + 8 - 6 = 16 ![]()
Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta cackle all crazy when someone hand her fire-shooter. Then, she snarl at dog straw.
She fire all shots at dogs.
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Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta get on dog, and wave dogslicer in air while whooping.
Then, she ride off!
The rolls are assuming I can't take ten on the ride checks, but if I can, I will do that instead. ![]()
Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta swing with axe!
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Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta huff.
When Chuffy asks about more Mini Heroes, she sigh.
When the weird goblin comes up and asks Reta to chop his head off, she jumps up.
She grab axe, swing hard!
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Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Reta feel stronger! More Hero! More Big! More BAD! Not to say Reta hasn't been romantic with Chuffy! She make sure Chuffy know how much she like him, even take him on date to stab dogs! Then, she take goblin bath in dog guts, real provocative like, and show him all her gore covered lady-goblin parts, before <<REDACTED DUE TO NATURE OF EVENTS>> After that night, Reta not just make mini Chuffys, she also make mini RETAS! She big hero! Make big hero mini goblins! She so big hero, when she go stabbing with Chuffy, she make other goblins watch the mini hero goblins! Reta little goblin minions big handful, like to stab lots of things! Even grown up goblins! Now Reta take Chuffy on new date, to special place in woods where they met and decided to stab Gupy to shreds!
She give Chuffy big hug, and sloppy, wet tongue kiss! As fast as goblins reproduce, it is NOT outside the realm of possibility for there to be much procreation, even in the span of a couple of weeks! ![]()
Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() Look! Owlybear gots nest! We can eat eggs! Reta point excitedly, and stop try to stab stab.
Reta clasp hands together, and look up at Chuffy with big, round, red, goblin-dog eyes!
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Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)
![]() You no leave! You food! STAB!!: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (18) + 11 = 29
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