Reta Bigbad

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Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta look at cave, hold toad up by one leg and shout.
I be Reta! I'm bestest, biggest goblin hero ever! This is is Reta special toad! He called dumb toad!

Then, she lick dumb toad, and make face.
Dumb toad taste like dirt!


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta bite dumb cat on face!
BITE!: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15
Damage?: 1d3 ⇒ 1

I have no idea what dice to use for bite damage for a character without a bite attack, not proficient with a bite attack, and no natural attacks. Reta just wants to eat the dumb cat, Ozzy style.


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

I want to hold onto it so I can bite it next round.


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta grab at grabby cat again!
CMB: 1d20 ⇒ 16


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta grab grabby cat, try to pull it off Mog so she can take a big bite of it!
CMB: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (9) + 0 = 9


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Dumb cats! Reta gonna eat you!

Reta end her sentence with big stab at one of the cats!
Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Drink taste good! Make you feel good too! Reta feel like stabby somethin' else!


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta not done! Kettlehead was mean to her lots, so she make sure he not feel good about being whacked! She drop her pants, squat over him, and pee on his head, cackling maniacally and brandishing her pointy-stab-stab at Kettlehead's friends!
You stay right there, or Reta whack you good too!

Then she grab a bottle and drink it!
Why you sniff? Just drink it Chuffy!


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta yowl and stab Kettlehead again!
Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13
GM Star Reroll?: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta laugh, and then she yell!
Reta got big sharpy thing now! You gonna die!

She run right at Kettlehead, and stick him good!
Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

Or, she try to anyway. It not work so good. Just bounce off stupid kettle.


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta shriek and grab dogslicer. Then she hug it tight and smile!
This Reta's pointy thing! I name it.... STABYU!

She grab spoon too, and then eat some fish heads, chewing loudly with her mouth open and letting lots of juices and fish pieces fall out. She lady goblin, hafta eat with manners.


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta whack whatever it is good with her club, to be sure it dead.
Maybe it got more stuffs! Reta want a nice pokey thing too!


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta grab club, and holler with happy, then smash toad to make it stop running! Unfortunately, the toad is dead after! She hold it up by one leg and grumble.
Stupid toad die! ugh!

She then try to be a little better, and sneaky sneak up on toad!
Stealth: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14

Then, she jump on toad with whole body and try to hold it down!
CMB: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13

She get mad when toad run away, and she get vicious! She chase same toad down, screaming bloody murder that she gonna catch it, and if it don't stop, she gonna eat it up! She try to scare it into a place where it can't run no more!
Intimidate: 1d20 - 4 ⇒ (16) - 4 = 12

CMB: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (12) + 0 = 12

She get so mad, she just smash toad with club and shriek at other toads!
You no wanna die, you come to Reta and be pet!

She stand there, and wait! She being real sneaky though, and is actually just waiting to grab one!
Stealth: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18
CMB: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

Reta not having good time! She get so mad, she just start running through the mud, slinging her club back and forth until she knock one out!
CMB: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (20) + 0 = 20

It work! She knock a toad right out! She pick it up, to make sure it not dead, and stuff it in her pack.
Stupid toad. Reta smarter than you.


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta will scavenge for anything she can, and also maybe beat up small animals.


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15
Reflex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22

Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11
Reflex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14

Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24
Reflex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22

RETA FIND TWO WORMS!! RETA BEST WORMFINDER!!


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta wake up groggily and bite the goblin who shooked her.
Reta no sleep! Reta just... uhhhh.... Thinking real hard about killing stupid dogs!

She roll over and grab at the hot rock, but Mog beats her to it! Ninja'd! She wait till he done, and then shove it in her own mouth!
Fortitude Save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15
Intelligence Check: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

You so ugly, Reta thought you looked like ugly dog b%&~~&#! after poop!

She smiles, proud of her insult. Though, when she see rest of tribe thought it was dumb, she try again.
Fortitude Save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21
Intelligence Check: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (8) - 1 = 7

You so dumb, you think words are good!

That one not good either! Reta start to get mad, and point at Kettlehead.
Fortitude Save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Intelligence Check: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (9) - 1 = 8

You so ugly, you wear kettle to cov-- UGH! PHOOEY!

She not get insult out because rock burn tongue too bad!


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta grin wickedly, then she bash herself in head with club, making blood fly all over the place! She laugh maniacally while she hit herself over and over, making more goblin blood go fly!
Non-Lethal: 1d4 ⇒ 1
Charisma Check+Non-Lethal Bonus+Trait Bonus: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

Seeing no one was really impressed with her head-bashing, Reta growl, and smash her leg with club!
Non-Lethal: 1d4 ⇒ 4
Charisma with Bonuses: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16

Seeing that it wasn't much better, and refusing to lose, Reta do the only thing she can think of! Reta run and jump in cage with spider, and let it bite and stab her with its big sharp teeths!
RETA GO BIG OR RETA GO HOOOOOOMEEEE!!!

Non-Lethal: 1d4 ⇒ 4
Charisma Check+Bonuses: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22

Reta pass out from the spider! NOT because it's hairy and icky! Because it bite real hard! Reta no afraid of spiders!


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

BECAUSE RETA NOT CARE HOW SMALL SHE IS! RETA ONLY CARE ABOUT KILLING STUFF AND MAYBE ONE DAY GETING BIGGER!!


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta snarl at the spider, then wack it on the head with her club before tying knot! Then, she whack it again! And again! And again! She not stop whacking until the grown ups MAKE her stop!
Combat Manuever: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (12) + 0 = 12
Dex Check: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13

RETA BEST whack GOBLIN FIGHTER EVER!!! whack RETA GONNA whack SMASH ALL DA whack UGLY THINGS whack IN THE WHOLE WORLD whack WITH CLUBBY!!! whack whack EVEN THE TREES!!!!!!! whack whack whack whack whack!


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta here! Will copy character sheet down later. Time to be a big goblin hero!

Reta wave her club around, slinging bits of bug-goo on older goblins.
RETA BIGGEST AND MEANEST HERE! RETA SHOW YOU!! RETA BEAT UP ANYTHING, EVEN TREE!

She stand there all proud, because trees big, and she can beat one up. She give kettle head and mean eye and growl.
RETA KNOCK YOUR DUMB HAT OFF. THEN RETA KNOCK YOUR DUMB FACE OFF TOO!


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Thanks! He's on normal track for this chronicle as well. :)


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Thanks shifty! I can't remember though, did I report my info for this one? It's going on the same character as wbg and wbg 2


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Confirm Crit: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta howl with glee as she run forward with dogslicer, much cutty time!

Attack, +1 Dogslicer: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta make shooty again!
Attack 1: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Attack 2: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta draw bow, and try shoot burning thing.
You no 'sposed to move! You dumb statue!

Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta reach for 'nuther burny arrow, but she out!
Gah!!! You make Reta waste all the holy arrows of Zarongel! You bad burdy-woman-thing!!

She instead shoot two regular arrows, but she shoot them very [b]angrily[/i]!!
Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta shoot at at dumb bird-woman!
Attack 1: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Burny Arrow!: 1d6 ⇒ 3

Attack 2: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
Burny Arrow!: 1d6 ⇒ 2


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta cackle.
Tree no burn, but ugly dumb bird do!

She fire burny arrow at stupid birdshanks!
Attack 1: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
Damage 1: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Burny Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

Attack 2: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20
Damage 2: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
Burny Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta hear Birdshanks!
Will Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Reta like Birdshanks.


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta shoot 'gain!
Why grass tryin ta eat us? This no right!

Attack 1, Point Blank Shot, Rapid Shot: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
Damage 1: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Attack 2, Same: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21
Damage 2: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Sorry for not posting! The game wasn't updated for me!

Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25
Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25
Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28

Reta look around in grass, but she distracted by all the dead bodies from the camp and how pretty they looked.
Reta wanna burn more Longshanks! Do this quick!

Then the grass attack!
Aahhhh!!! Kill it! Burn it!

She shoot 'nuther burny arrow, this one at grabby grass!
Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (19) + 9 = 28
Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
Burny Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta sneak in, climb up in wagon! Then, she shoot nasty longshanks with burny arrow!!
Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Crit Confirm: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (12) + 9 = 21
Extra Crit Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Reta shoot you so you burn,
Life not fair you no get turn
So Reta shoot until you dead
Then she make hat out of your head!


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta stick big head out of brush for second, and snarl.
Dogs! Reta hate dogs! Let's shoot them all! Burn the dumb Longshanks! Someone else go stab from other trees!

She pull dogslicer out of pants leg, and flip wedding veil over shoulder.

Translation: Everyone get on top of the wagon and shoot everything. Mog throw bombs and Reta shoot her flaming arrows. If you want to split up, then probably best to ambush from the other side so we have them semi surrounded.


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta shout and chuck another rock.
Mog right! Not easy feeding little goblins!

Chuck!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta hurl rock.
This fun! Why we no do this everyday?!

Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta win this one too!!

Reta grab string.


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta pick up Poog's tube, shoot last fire at dog too!
You cheat! You got's magic burny stick an' we don't! No cheating!

Attack: 1d20 + 8 - 6 ⇒ (14) + 8 - 6 = 16


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta cackle all crazy when someone hand her fire-shooter. Then, she snarl at dog straw.
Stupid dogs burn! Reta hate dogs!

She fire all shots at dogs.
Attack: 1d20 + 8 - 6 ⇒ (9) + 8 - 6 = 11
Attack: 1d20 + 8 - 6 ⇒ (2) + 8 - 6 = 4
Attack: 1d20 + 8 - 6 ⇒ (6) + 8 - 6 = 8
Attack: 1d20 + 8 - 6 ⇒ (9) + 8 - 6 = 11


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Wow, I passed a couple of those right on the nose...


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta get on dog, and wave dogslicer in air while whooping.
This way more fun than chopping off Munge's stupid head!

Then, she ride off!
Ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18
Ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19
Ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13 and Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25
Ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30 and Ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15

The rolls are assuming I can't take ten on the ride checks, but if I can, I will do that instead.


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Don't f*~& with Reta. She'll kill you good.


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta swing with axe!
You no kick chief! You bad Birdcruncher!
Attack!: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13
Damage!: 1d10 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta huff.
Reta no turn sideways! Reta just make door bigger with dogslicer!

When Chuffy asks about more Mini Heroes, she sigh.
Reta not make anymore right now. Reta bored, wanna have 'nother adventure!

When the weird goblin comes up and asks Reta to chop his head off, she jumps up.
Reta do it! Reta whack you good!

She grab axe, swing hard!
This outta be fun, a total of -6 to hit due to all the penalties
Attack!: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22
Damage!: 1d10 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Basically


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta feel stronger! More Hero! More Big! More BAD!

Not to say Reta hasn't been romantic with Chuffy! She make sure Chuffy know how much she like him, even take him on date to stab dogs! Then, she take goblin bath in dog guts, real provocative like, and show him all her gore covered lady-goblin parts, before

<<REDACTED DUE TO NATURE OF EVENTS>>

After that night, Reta not just make mini Chuffys, she also make mini RETAS! She big hero! Make big hero mini goblins! She so big hero, when she go stabbing with Chuffy, she make other goblins watch the mini hero goblins!

Reta little goblin minions big handful, like to stab lots of things! Even grown up goblins!

Now Reta take Chuffy on new date, to special place in woods where they met and decided to stab Gupy to shreds!
Chuffy, you make Reta so happy! Lot's of mini Chuffy and Retas! We make big strong family! You so special!

She give Chuffy big hug, and sloppy, wet tongue kiss!

As fast as goblins reproduce, it is NOT outside the realm of possibility for there to be much procreation, even in the span of a couple of weeks!


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta ready to stab everything! Murder it all! Burn it all! Reta no care cause Reta biggest hero!


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Look! Owlybear gots nest! We can eat eggs!

Reta point excitedly, and stop try to stab stab.
How we see? Let big owlybear out? OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Chuffy! Let's get owlybear eggs, hatch one, and grow it into pet!!

Reta clasp hands together, and look up at Chuffy with big, round, red, goblin-dog eyes!
Pleeeeeeaaaaasssseeeee?!


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta holler
Stab Olwybear and eat too!

She grab bat-ogre's burny spear and stab owlybear through grate!


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

You no leave! You food!

STAB!!: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (18) + 11 = 29
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

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