Rendala's page

Hey, my jokes are funny, as long as you have a sense of humor. Rendala replies, while laughing, having enjoyed Zarina's version of the events.

Rendala continues to loll her tongue.

Rendala lays there, not dying, but not conscious, with her tongue lolling.

Stabilize: 1d20 ⇒ 13
Woohoo!

Crikey.
Stabilize: 1d20 ⇒ 1
Crikey.

Combat
Moving out of the square provokes the attack, so the square I am leaving.

Provoking an Attack of Opportunity: Two kinds of actions can provoke attacks of opportunity: moving out of a threatened square and performing certain actions within a threatened square.

Moving: Moving out of a threatened square usually provokes attacks of opportunity from threatening opponents. There are two common methods of avoiding such an attack—the 5-foot step and the withdraw action.

After her daze failed earlier, Rendala sees that she has no choice but to try to tumble through the red and green.
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Once she gets through, she'll attack the whichever one is up there, evoker or oracle?

Rapier: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18 and if she hits she'll deal 1d6 ⇒ 5 points of damage.

Boy oh boy that is a failed acrobatics check.

You must not have met any Pathfinders before. When have you ever known us to surrender?

Rendala will cast Daze at the one next to Dimira Kressen, I can't see its color, DC 14 Will or be Dazed.

I could have thrown in an intimidate check, but I'm always hesitant to do that without consulting the rest of the party first. But I could do a diplomacy aid?

Diplo Aid: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15

Rendala scoffs at the well dressed men, Alright, that's probably the worst joke I've ever heard, and I've heard some really bad ones. We will never just hand anything over to Aspis.

Rendala will stay to the back, letting the visually competent people see what they need to see.

I will have to concur with Zarina, that Screaming Fear line leads me to check out Zimpar first.

Examining the altar. Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13

Rendala sulks, No one appreciates a good joke anymore. Hearing Dimira's thoughts on the mission, she suddenly remembers they aren't finished with this one. Still sulking, she replies, Okay. Let's go.

Rendala returns to the historian, Knock, knock.

Assuming he plays along with the Who's there?

Turner.

He continues with Turner who?

Turneround, I'm right behind you.

Rendala goes back to the Wounded Wisp with the rest of the party, and looks for the man with the books, I had a joke to tell you, but I've forgotten it by now. Would you like to hear another one?

Rendala looks around to see if there is anything else interesting Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15 and asks Ulena, Who is Janira?

Rendala thinks on it a moment, and then asks, Maybe he had to pay his way in to a nice afterlife?

Knowledge Religion: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13

Rendala grins at Zarina, No, this one is different, they don't put dead people there.

Rendala searches her memory for the content of the letters found earlier, I need to get parchment and charcoal so I can start taking actual notes.
Int: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20 She believes she remembers the majority of the content of the letters, Maybe we should go see what that mausoleum in the Ivy District has to offer?

Rendala looks at Ulena, Karina Clamp was one of those names on the letter from Adolphus that was added to that Wall of Names. Don't you remember?

Oh, go in, let us see what is in this one.

Know Arcana: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23

Rendala recognizes it an unseen servent, Hey! Can you do me too?

If there is another chair at the table,
Rendala will sit down at the table and reach for a part of the newspaper, hoping to non-verbally ask if it is okay if she reads a part.

Rendala whines at the beatle that hit her. Ow! What did you do that for? After it does, she calms down a bit.

That hurt. and she'll use her Wand of Cure Light for 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7 points back.

I guess it didn't like my joke. and she'll look around, maybe lifting things off the table.

Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24

Damn, did I do that?

Rendala lowers her head in shame.

Oops. Well, now's a good time for a joke? How about this one. "How many Clerics does it take to fix a broken lamp? Just the one to cast cure light".

Inspire Courage started.

Hey, lets go talk to the gnome that's sitting there about to read the paper. Oh! I wonder if it is an issue of the Daily Prophet. Have you ever heard of that one? That is a special newspaper, and has some good stories in it.

Rendala will lean behind Dimira and peek in.
Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14

Oh!

If no one has any healing spells

Rendala will pull out her wand of cure light wounds, Anyone need this? and hit herself with it to heal 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2 points of damage. Step right up and get whacked with the stick if you need it.

Of course we should tell the venture captain. Let me think... do I know where the wizard guild is?

Knowledge Local: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16

Rendala will tell another joke, continuing to inspire courage in her mates.

Two gnolls are sitting in the woods eating lunch. One says "Man, I hate my wife" and the other one says "Then just eat the salad"

Beyond that, she stays out of the way of the fire.

Though Rendala did just remember she's a Bard, and therefore will Inspire her allies to Courage +1 on saving throws against charm and fear effects and a +1 competence bonus on attack and weapon damage rolls by telling a joke.

So, an orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says 'Hey, where'd you get that?' The parrot says, 'Belzken. They've got them all over the place!'

Rendala, feeling her prepared spells are completely useless against a swarm, cheers on the rest of the group. Come on, you can do it, kill the wretched beasts.

Fort: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
Uck, they aren't so cute. Rendala moves away from the swarm of bats.
How long nauseated?

Rendala shares all of her information she knows about bat swarms, but then reiterates, But they are so cute!

Oh! They are so cute!
Knowledge Nature: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22

A trap? Who would do such a thing? Rendala looks shocked at the idea.

Rendala follows the group in and looks around. Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

Hey look, "Older Vintages". I bet what we are looking for is in there.

After Ulena's warning, Rendala, who is only 5'6", but does weigh in at 200 lbs, will pause, Want me to go first? I am petite and delicate.

Shoot! I will have to get back to you on that joke. I only know knock knock jokes, but they're good ones! As Rendala runs off to the basement with the rest of the group.

Man, I hope I don't get attacked by a chair again.

When he pauses to take a breath in his diatribe, Rendala will ask, Can you read Ancient Osirion? I've always wanted to learn, but my mom said draconic was a better choice. Hey, do you like jokes?

Does he only have the one book? If there are others.

She points at another book on the table, What's that one about?

It appearing her party mates have all left the table and gone to talk to other folks, Rendala will wander over to the historian taking up a booth. Heya, whatcha readin?

So we just pick up some wine for him and go? Why did he need to send so many? Rendala looks around, curious about the bard, and the two warrior-type half-orc women.

Gah! Cold, wet, let's hurry up to this Wisp place. I hate the cold. Warm rain is okay, maybe, a little, but cold. Ick.

Hey, I gotta great one for ya. Knock, knock.

1. Character Name - Rendala
2. PFS # - 121978-13
3. Faction - Liberty's Edge
4. Day Job Roll - Perform (comedy): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21
5. Any relevant Boons/ rerolls - I have several T-shirts for rerolls, as well as VC Polos, and I get a +2 for my GM stars.

I sold my regular rapier and regular shortbow (+25 gp half cost of each) and bought a mwk cold iron rapier and a mwk shortbow for 670 gp, net spent 645 gp for weapon upgrade.

Thank you so much for allowing me to play.

Sorry I was away a bit during my trip to Star Wars Celebration, but really, I'm actually not, cause I had so much fun there.

Walking back through the area that the has all of the people meandering about, Rendala stands tall, and attempts to engage everyone in small talk, a brief mention of Oh, I love your dress, that color looks great on you. or a You look awesome, have you been working out?
Hopefully recognizing who it is safe to speak to and who it isn't.
Bluff: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
Perception or Sense Motive=: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23

Rendala will go without a disguise or potion, with a joke prepared to attempt to fascinate immediately if noticed.

Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13 to try to make it through the natural gap suggested by Numair.

Will that work?

Destination: Fawihoc Kxiah
Citadel Vraid
Duration: Ashobasawo—xogaw es xojyodw
Indefinite - remit on request
Designation: Wxiawex. Okahosfo bacoh cefrox I23
Traitor. Evidence filed locker 123

Crikey, I've no idea. I'm horrible with this sort of thing on good days. If it had come out Friday night I might have had the weekend to try to work it out. :-/ I'm sorry.

Yah, sorry, on phone, my bad.