Reformed Cultist's page

I'm telling you man, they lured me in with the promise of everlasting peace and stuff. Luckily I wised up, sure I did some bad stuff but the police let me off because I am making this public service announcement.

I was trying to convince them that we are heroes and not to be messed with

*Very well then, Does my above attack hit if so I will go non-lethal*

"You fools, we are here to help you. We are heroes man!"

Bluff: 1d20 ⇒ 16

*offers prayer in hope that a certain mute monk shows up* If not..I attack

Wham: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 1 = 14 Pain: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

"You really wont like me when i'm angry"

Intimidate: 1d20 ⇒ 13

*Gives man the secret sign of locksmiths* "Could you direct us to the guild, I wish to speak to someone with knowledge of the city and it's environs"

* Head over to clavering blvd. past von derrikan's victims*

* unless there are pressing issues(besides the army of undead getting ready to attack). i will attempt to locate the thieves guild*

*Well this is certainly a pickle we are in*

*Head over to a goblin streetworker ask if he knows of the local locksmith guild*

Damn, looks like a great game

Ah I see, no senseless violence on the way. What are mohrgs?

Seriously, I am blissfully unaware of the bestiaries

Are we there yet?

I'll get those cultists for this

*As we travel, I will tell lester that I spoke with his father and relay to him everything we spoke about*

"Well then Lester, Lead the way!"

Ok then I guess I will rest until the rest of the party is raedy to go

Ok so alchemists fire and dirt, that sounds like a metal band

"So he can be burned, good to know"

* I will relay this info to the party and see if Lob can make a bunch of alchemist fire, if not I'm gonna need some*

"We ran into an illusion of him, he seemed quite invincible. why not even the beer I poured on him did not affect him."

You said he was dead or should be. Is there a story on how he was defeated?

Does he look like..(I will describe the illusion we saw at the fort)?

When you say Krator, he shivers. "I haven't heard that name in...a long time. Rest assured, he is dead."

" I don't know, we just interrogated some cultist and he mentioned the name Krator"

"Thank You, You say you have been there, what can we be expected to see besides cultists? And have you ever heard of Krator?

"Thank you sir, I will what little I can do what I can to protect lester"

"Now If I could procure some wooden stakes, A bludgeoning weapon and would you have a couple of magical daggers, it appears that my ears have become prehensile and I find it satisfactory to kill cultists with the very thing they mutilated on me"

Well good sir we are heading to ravenia to hopefully end this cultist threat once and for all. Do you know anything about ravenia?

"Oh is that your boy over there" *points towards guide*

"it was those evil cultists that did this to me"

*I will head over to the armory*

"Is there somewhere I can procure some wooden stakes and weapons"

"Can we pick up that stuff around here"

SJ only in the oakland hills and mt.diablo, but i'll take 74 degrees anytime

"S'ok buddy, I'm just a locksmith"

*Weighs options*

"What would you suggest then?"

"Well...is it ok to drink more and sing?"

"Mind if we rest here for the night and leave in the morning?"

"Yes please, About how far is it from here?"

"Oh yeah, Lead the way"

*Awesome, a bunch of meat shields!*

I join in and ask for a mug o' ale "EVIL SLAY! EVIL SLAY!"

"Yes can you aid us in removing this blight upon the land"

*Well then I will head up the northern rd with the party*

*Yea I have a weapon!*

"Where is this order of the torch?"

*Looks like we have our new party face*

"Well shall we return these pigs and the bathtub to the villagers, perhaps someone there might know more about this ravenia place"

*Looks towards ravenia*

"let's go deal some judgement to krator!"

The key to the Keep is in the Chest.

This one

The one in the evil lair...yes

*Shakes his head sadly*

"That's too bad, I was trying to save you a whole lot of pain....Now you'll have to speak to my partners"

Bluff...sort of1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14

*Gets up in his face*

"Where is your hideout?"

"HA, Foolish cultists can you not see the evil of your ways be free!

convert: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 1 = 15

Right Ear: 1d20 + 2 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 2 + 4 = 16 To hit

Left Ear: 1d20 + 2 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 2 + 4 = 26 To hit

PainRighty: 1d4 + 2 + 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 + (2) + 2 = 10

Painlefty: 1d4 + 2 + 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 + (4) + 2 = 10

*Attempt to move behind cultist and get backstabby on it*

stealth: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

"Save me a cult sword, I have no weapons"

*Follows and flexes ears into not so awesome pose, yells out a half hearted battle cry*

"Die you pig stealing cultist bast@%#s"

I nominate the mute monk, she's a badass

*To party* "So what's the plan" *Laughs softly*