RULES IN FAVOR OF NICE THINGS's page

Scythia wrote:

Rat Bastard DM wrote:

I have mixed feelings. On the one hand, players can't punch me over the internet. On the other, I can't nibble on the sheets of dead player characters.

If you enjoy nibbling on players' sheets, you might be playing a different kind of game. I hope they do laundry regularly.

How would they, if they are dead?

This court rules that's what animate dead's for. Ah, the horrid beauty of necromancy.

Druma and the prophets of Kalistrade would like to remind you tomorrow is WHITE FRIDAY! NO TAXES! MODERATE DISCOUNTS! Come get these trade goods while supplies last! Bonus deals if you dress in white!

And the merchants of GEB would like to remind you that, although WIGHT Friday has passed, tomorrow is SCRYING Monday. Tune your crystal balls to have a look at the SHORT-LIVED savings at our END-OF-THE-LINE zombie stock! Order via FEATHER TOKEN or SENDING, it doesn't matter! We'll send those zombies straight to your door via TELEPORT today!

(Please select either TELEPORT or GREATER TELEPORT for shipping options. If TELEPORT is selected, we cannot be held responsible for lost or damaged undead servants.)

466. You see NOTHING! THIS COURT has a strict NO SCRYING rule.

MORE SER-I-OUS-LY, this court points you to considering the MOTIVATIONS and HABITS of the Quick who sleep with the Dead. Is the person still normally attracted to his/her fellow breathing fleshies, but just happens to fall in love with this undead person others may call a "monster"?

Or does the poor fool simply prefer to perform the Dirty Dance of the Dead pretty much all the time?

If it's the former, it's more likely an instance of attraction (perhaps meeting a particularly fetching vampire or ghost? Or perhaps witnessing somebody they knew and crushed when the person was alive and still being attracted to that person despite the barrier of mortal/immortal existence.)

If it's the latter, then yes it's more likely necro-PHILIA, an instance of a paraphilia where a person is attracted to a class of objects or situations outside the range of normal sexual preferences and often not directly connected to sexual actions by "normal" society. (There's a continuum here, where it gets to be more pathological is when it disrupts the person's life and/or the life of others.)

This court would like to remind you all (or maybe just beat it into your THICK SKULLS) that you can't spell NECROmancer without ROMANCE! The undead NEED LOVIN' TOO, or are the living too BRAIN-dead to understand this?!?

148. This court rules that if you're going to be a magic user... IT'S THE LAW!

(Actually a thing if you live in Souragne...)

This court rules GEB to be the best nation!

A overly grumpy undead barrister...
OH WAIT!

THIS COURT FINDS YOU GUILTY! OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!

191 new avatars have been added! We're now up to date on the Adventure Paths and chugging along with the Campaign Setting. I'm working on getting releases of fun stuff on a more regular production cycle, so stay tuned! :)

This court finds it is much appreciated in favor of the new avatars! Enough to create a secondary, gimmicky alias for the first time even! THANK YOU, AND KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

I'm a brain in a jar!

(Or an evil scrubbing bubble. Take your pick.)

WHY DO YOU MAKE US CHOOSE?!? WHY, OH GODS, WHY!?! THIS COURT FINDS YOU SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TO DO THAT!

As for my avatar, this is