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smurf

Whoa, hey, ease up there! No call for that kind of language! Let's just dial it back a smurf...

*trying for a long time to explain caster level vs. spell level vs. character level to a Pathfinder new player*

"The problem is that Pathfinder uses 'level' the way Smurfs use 'Smurf'."

I hum and whistle at work, it helps pass the time.

Unfortunately for my coworker, I've mostly been alternating between the Jurassic Park theme song and The Smurfs theme song.

I’d smurf good smurf to see Jurassic Smurf. In Ismurf even.

Well smurf me smurfed with a smurful of smurf.

Well smurf me smurfed with a smurful of smurf.