Queen Semiramis of Assyria's page

In Aramaic to Murad: It could be anywhere in time and space, my love... It is futile to seek it with the eyes of mortal scouts... Let us return to my sanctuary and seek it by other means! I shall commune with Dagon, and ask the demonlord of the Abyssal Seas where we might find the Black Pyramid!

The immortal dark elf Queen of the Assyrian Empire takes the Sultan's hand and casts teleport to whisk them away to her secret sanctuary in the ruins of ancient Babylon...

The Sorcerer Queen of Assyria attempts to teleport herself and Sultan Murad II into the bridge of the Black Pyramid of Kronos...

Her chance of overcoming the wards against any extradimensional travel into or out of the Pyramid not initiated by the one attuned to the Pyramid helm is 20% (01-20 on % dice): 1d100 ⇒ 91 fails!

... The spell fails to penetrate the enigmatic wards of the Black Pyramid, and the two remain where they stood, the spell wasted...

Aramaic to Murad: I will try as many times as I can, my love! The wards are strong, woven by gods from a distant star system, the clan of Anu the Sky God...

Again, she tries to teleport herself and the Sultan into the Black Pyramid of Kronos...

1d100 ⇒ 48 fails again!

Aramaic: Damn the Anunnaki and Their clever wards!

Aramaic: I have been inside the Black Pyramid before, my love, though many ages ago... I may be able to teleport us within...

Minutes later, in the hidden court of Queen Semiramis, the Sultan teleports before Her Fey Majesty and reports, in Aramaic: It is there now, My Queen! Let us go at once!

Aramaic: I shall grab my necessities and be ready anon, my love! pants the lovely dark elf sorceress, blushing with desire over the prospect of possessing the Black Pyramid...

Can its location be found by divination, my queen?

Of course not! Such a powerful artifact is warded against such mortal magic...

Queen Semiramis of Assyria wrote:

Sultan Murad II wrote:

The Sultan of the Ottoman Empire finds a scroll of teleport in his haversack, and reads it, transporting himself to the secret and opulent court of his mistress, Assyrian Queen Semiramis...

My mistress Semiramis will know what to make of this odd appearance of the Black Pyramid...

Arriving in her warm and fragrant court, redolent with frankincense and myrrh, the troubled Sultan Murad II addresses his mistress in ancient Aramaic: My Queen Semiramis! I come to thee in time of trouble with news of a strange occurrence... The Black Pyramid of Kronos has appeared in the woods north of Kiev! It was there for but a moment, for what purpose I do not know... Can you illuminate this darkness for me, My Queen?

In Ancient Aramaic: I can elucidate this mystery for you, my lover... The Black Pyramid has been found by brave explorers, interlopers into the occult secrets of the past... They made stop at the woods north of Kiev to gather their wits in peace, and to acclimate themselves to the Pyramid undisturbed for a moment... Then off to elsewhere...

Should we fear these interlopers, My Queen? Can we capture them and the Pyramid for ourselves?

The Pyramid should always be feared, my love... There is no limit to the harm that could be done with it... As for whether or not we can capture it for ourselves, we must try, for certain! For if the Black Pyramid is in play, whosoever controls it, controls the world!

The Sultan of the Ottoman Empire finds a scroll of teleport in his haversack, and reads it, transporting himself to the secret and opulent court of his mistress, Assyrian Queen Semiramis...

My mistress Semiramis will know what to make of this odd appearance of the Black Pyramid...

Arriving in her warm and fragrant court, redolent with frankincense and myrrh, the troubled Sultan Murad II addresses his mistress in ancient Aramaic: My Queen Semiramis! I come to thee in time of trouble with news of a strange occurrence... The Black Pyramid of Kronos has appeared in the woods north of Kiev! It was there for but a moment, for what purpose I do not know... Can you illuminate this darkness for me, My Queen?

In Ancient Aramaic: I can elucidate this mystery for you, my lover... The Black Pyramid has been found by brave explorers, interlopers into the occult secrets of the past... They made stop at the woods north of Kiev to gather their wits in peace, and to acclimate themselves to the Pyramid undisturbed for a moment... Then off to elsewhere...