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As per request, I made a new game for those who just have to derail threads.

So, in order to play, your post should consist of two things, first a continuation of the previous post, followed by a derailment of the thread. For instance:

post 1
I really enjoy Lemonade

So I heard this great joke the other day...

So on and so forth.

I actually do enjoy lemonade, but I believe that a better starting post would be about what to do my starting post about, does any else agree with me on that?

This is the discussion spot for the campaign, and out of character questions that players have may be posted here.

Make a Post, in Character, that says "Here" or "Present" or some other form of this to claim a spot

If you are a player looking for a game and have not played the Rise of the Runelords Adventure path yet, now is your chance. I am looking for 4-5 players who have not played the first pathfinder adventure path yet, no experience is required, and you need only be able to post once a week or so. I am willing to aid players in learning both the game and the play-by-post system here on paizo. of course, all characters will begin at level one. it's first come first serve, so if you are interested, claim a spot right away.

So, I wanted to see if this thread would take off as much as the 'Last one to post on this thread wins' thread.
Probably not... but
This thread is meant to be a fun exercise in logic...
Prove that you, and you alone, should win this thread through a valid logical argument you may use which ever Syllogism format you prefer.
All logical rules may be used as a premise, and multiple Syllogisms may be used.
Additional premises are as follows
1.0 All of the following premises are valid and true, and they may be cited to achieve the victory.
1.a All True premises are valid.
1.b All Valid premises are true.
1.c Incorrectly positioned premises are invalid.
1.d All false premises are invalid.
1.e All invalid premises are false.
1.f Non-labeled premises are false
Any smurf automatically wins.

For instance:

2.0 All first posts win.
2.a This is the first post.
2.b Therefore, this is the winning post.

If you can prove that everyone who posted after (not before) you has posted an invalid post, you once again claim the victory. Good luck!

I accidentally ran out of time on my log-on when I was up loading my character, now, it's misnamed. How do I change it?

I made a character when pathfinder society was first started, but for some reason or other, (I forget why) I had to make a new account. We never moved him, or made, a new Society character, and I was thinking about maybe playing one or two games at origins this year. But now, I don't know how to move the character. If I can't move him, I don't mind making a new one, but I just wanted to know first, if I could move him from the old account.

I made a character when pathfinder society was first started, but for some reason or other, (I forget why) I had to make a new account. We never moved him, or made, a new Society character, and I was thinking about maybe playing one or two games at origins this year. But now, I don't know how to move the character. If I can't move him, I don't mind making a new one, but I just wanted to know first, if I could move him from the old account.